I'm here waiting for my Smart Ones mandarin chicken to be processed in the microwave*. I usually buy Lean Cuisines, but hubby shopped .... And the food smells like the burning rubber from the newcomer's van stuck in the parking lot at my meeting last night. I never wanted to smell that smell again, let alone eat it for lunch.


*By the way, ye microwave creators, little microwaves are for little houses, and therefore need little bings, dings, buzzes, or what have you. OK? I've got a baby sleeping right down the hall.