I have hope this morning that my little Lloyd will hear the voice of reason (me) instructing him to please, please, please not make those fart noises in class anymore. "But that's the sound an airplane makes," he said. I mean, I knew the kid's head was in the clouds, but-

I even got his teacher in on it. Because if he can't control himself today he can expect a lengthy time-out before lunch. Anyone reading, please send Lloyd positive vibes to choose well. The little girls in class will thank you, as will I.