Witnessing the Meltdown

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview and who is a part time “working girl.” All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, but I want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

(Thanks to MonicaC!)




	Witnessing the Meltdown Home Get Email Updates What I Do for a Living Email Me Admin Password Remember Me 13481 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-06-07 10:38 AM Dear Abby Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview and who is a part time “working girl.” All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, but I want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation (Thanks to MonicaC!) Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top