Life sux get use to it
Hi there my name is Thomas Joel Smith and i am a life sized penis...which is good if your my girl friend but like the great Kermit The Frog once said "its not easy being long, hard, and full of semen" ok maybe he didnt but....well he might have if he was drunk enough..... no really i have this friend of a friend who knew the guy and she says he TOTALY would have...
ive said so before and ill say so again......life sux, relationships suck and ummmmm crap i forgot what i was saying again...ah forget it.
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