Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane comes out this weekend, biatch!!!

I have no idea why I'm so excited, but I am.

I've been on snakesonablog.com and I've gotten a phone call from Samuel L. and I've sent out annoying emails to all my friends. I've visited the SoaP booth at ComicCon, and I saw a 10 minute preview of the film in Hall H. I watched as the snake "trainer" scared the crap out of Keenan Thompson by bringing out an anaconda that needed 5 people to carry it. And I've cheered at every step.

And yet, I know this movie will probably suck. But who fucking cares?

It's !!


I'm not expecting an epic here, people. I'm expecting a movie where the audience yells at the screen, peeks through it¹s fingers at the scary parts and screams. I'm expecting a lot of applause when Samuel L. kicks some motherfucking snake ass! I'm expecting what a trip to the movies should be: FUN!



Quotes from ComicCon:

Fan: Do those poor snakes on the plane really deserve to die?
Sam: Yes, they do deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

Fan: How exactly did snakes get on the plane in the first place?
Sam: Spend your money, motherfucker, and come see it. I'm not just giving that up!