I forgot to mention this, though my mom told me last week. After a round of doctor visits here in town, my mom headed over to a jewelry shop to get a ring resized. Johnny Depp's sister was in the shop buying a gift for her mother to wear to the Oscar's as Johnny's date. So, you heard it here first. If Johnny brings his wife, then his sister is obviously a liar.

Anyway, gossip. There you have it.

If I owe you email, I apologize and will try to get one to you tomorrow.

earworm: too tired

rec: too tired

namecheck: too tired