white house declares war on Blogistan
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This leaked White House press release just in from correspondent Gavin Grant at LCRW...
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan today announced that President Bush has declared war on the People's Republic of Blogistan.
"Today we begin a new front on the war on terrorism," Bush was quoted as saying. "Blogistan is exactly the kind of distributed landless nation state that threatens the security and livelihood of all Americans." Blogistan is the third front in the war on terrorism that the US has opened up, after Afghanistan and Iraq.
Hee.
worm: "Pendulums," Sarah Harmer
thingy/s to check out: Sonya Taafe's story in the latest Realms of Fantasy
namecheck: Landon "Mars from the Planets Makes Me Feel Like the Lord of the Rings" Bond
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan today announced that President Bush has declared war on the People's Republic of Blogistan.
"Today we begin a new front on the war on terrorism," Bush was quoted as saying. "Blogistan is exactly the kind of distributed landless nation state that threatens the security and livelihood of all Americans." Blogistan is the third front in the war on terrorism that the US has opened up, after Afghanistan and Iraq.
Hee.
worm: "Pendulums," Sarah Harmer
thingy/s to check out: Sonya Taafe's story in the latest Realms of Fantasy
namecheck: Landon "Mars from the Planets Makes Me Feel Like the Lord of the Rings" Bond
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