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2003-02-11 3:07 PM The Next Resolution Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (13) A Yank in Oz has an early copy of the next proposed U.N. Resolution, authored by the French and Germans (via Andrew Sullivan).
Here are the first few proposed actions: Acting under Chapter VII of the Charter of the United Nations, Directs the Executive Chairman of UNMOVIC to deliver a severe scolding to Iraq, using at least one, but no more than three, swear words, and accompanied with an appropriately serious facial expression; the Chairman may also make a number of "tsk" noises, not to exceed five, at his discretion; Recalls the Council's first eleven resolutions on this subject, and resolves not to fall for Iraq's "pretending to cooperate with the inspectors" trick a twelfth time; Permits the UNMOVIC and IAEA inspectors to be lightly armed, with one of the following (their choice): --Harsh language, not to exceed the limits in paragraph 1; --Pepper spray; --A plastic knife from the UN cafeteria (blade not to exceed 10cm); --Sean Penn; --A whistle or other noisemaking device; --The Nerf® "Lock 'N Load" Dart Blaster (max. 3 darts); In accordance with UN peacekeeping policies, inspectors are not permitted to use these weapons, but may brandish them menacingly and glare in the general direction of hostile forces; Read/Post Comments (13) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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