There's a little restaurant in North Carolina called Cubbie's, where they've started calling their French Fries something else:

"Because of Cubbie's support for our troops, we no longer serve french fries. We now serve freedom fries," says a sign in the restaurant's window.

Owner Neal Rowland said the switch from french fries to freedom fries came to mind after a conversation about World War I days when anti-German sentiment prompted Americans to rename familiar German foods like sauerkraut and frankfurter to liberty cabbage and hot dog.

I wouldn't care if they called sauerkraut "liberty cabbage", I still wouldn't eat the shit. And of course, I'd feel silly ordering "freedom fries".

Now on the other hand, I would have not problem with "freedom kissing" or a "freedom tickler".