Every once in a while it's a good idea to wallow in the trivial for a short while, I think.

So on the way to work this morning, I stopped, as I often do, at the Corner Bakery. I like their muffins.

Now the blueberry muffins are sometimes a little short on actual blueberries. I guess when they mix up the batter and pour them into the muffin pan, it's hard to distribute those berries uniformly (they're heavy, and sink to the bottom, right?). So I've had muffins with only one blueberry, but usually three or more.

But today, I arrived at work, took the muffin out of the bag, and began eating. I ate around the edge, then the top, and down to the bottom, only to find, to my dismay, that there were no freaking blueberries in my blueberry muffin.

Can I sue for emotional distress or something?