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Hey kids welcome back to Beatrice's Food Is Fun Celebrinet.
And remember you read it here first!!!!
CONGRATS to reg'lar reader G.W. BUSH for winning a big cake in BEATRICE'S FOOD IS FUN 9/11 contest! Seems the leader of the free world didn't get the questions right but BEA thought a cake would be DE-LICOUS!!!
Oscar winning beauty GWYNETH P.U. PALTROW is going to shoot the paprazzi with their own weapon: A camera! The shutterbuggger perpetual phoney Brit is going to photograph the photographers so people can see what a sheer hell the super rich vixen lives in. Good luck Gwyn, see you at the photo count at the drug store Baby!!!!
AHNUL-D THE SCHWARTZANIATOR actor and now gov-can is miffed at Cal gov'ner the GREYIATOR for making fun of his accent. Seems Grey said that you can't run for Gov unless you can pronounce it! Ahnu-ld wants an ahu-pology. You know what I say? Don't mess with Texas boys!
Word also from the golden state is BRABRA NOSEJOB had a little more than a chin tuck at her plastic sturgeon visit the other day. Bab's deny's it but witnesses say she was in there for a long time! Hey Stries! On a clear day you can see the tucks!!! Baby.
Struggling writer and webmiester DOUGLAS (I AM NOT CHARLES!) LAIN said today
WE INTERUPT THIS WEB POSTING FOR A SPECIAL ADDRESS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
WE NOW TAKE YOU TO WASHINGTON D.C. AND THE PRESIDENT.
"Good afternoon my fellow web surfers and.. and Food is Fun fans.. Americans.
I think I got it right now on that Molly Ringwald thing.
1. "Spacehunter"
2. Laverne.
3. Harry Dean Stanton.
4. "President Lear"
Keep fighting terror because we will leave no terrorists or terror behind.
God Bless you and God bless us and God bless the Untied States of America."
This has been a special report from the President of The United States. We now return you to your scheduled Food Is Fun report.
OHHH DOUGELLS please!!! The truth is out there and wev'e all seen it, BABY!
Well that's all the dirt that fit to print See you next time and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, BABY!!!!
And remember you read it here first!!!!
CONGRATS to reg'lar reader G.W. BUSH for winning a big cake in BEATRICE'S FOOD IS FUN 9/11 contest! Seems the leader of the free world didn't get the questions right but BEA thought a cake would be DE-LICOUS!!!
Oscar winning beauty GWYNETH P.U. PALTROW is going to shoot the paprazzi with their own weapon: A camera! The shutterbuggger perpetual phoney Brit is going to photograph the photographers so people can see what a sheer hell the super rich vixen lives in. Good luck Gwyn, see you at the photo count at the drug store Baby!!!!
AHNUL-D THE SCHWARTZANIATOR actor and now gov-can is miffed at Cal gov'ner the GREYIATOR for making fun of his accent. Seems Grey said that you can't run for Gov unless you can pronounce it! Ahnu-ld wants an ahu-pology. You know what I say? Don't mess with Texas boys!
Word also from the golden state is BRABRA NOSEJOB had a little more than a chin tuck at her plastic sturgeon visit the other day. Bab's deny's it but witnesses say she was in there for a long time! Hey Stries! On a clear day you can see the tucks!!! Baby.
Struggling writer and webmiester DOUGLAS (I AM NOT CHARLES!) LAIN said today
WE INTERUPT THIS WEB POSTING FOR A SPECIAL ADDRESS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
WE NOW TAKE YOU TO WASHINGTON D.C. AND THE PRESIDENT.
"Good afternoon my fellow web surfers and.. and Food is Fun fans.. Americans.
I think I got it right now on that Molly Ringwald thing.
1. "Spacehunter"
2. Laverne.
3. Harry Dean Stanton.
4. "President Lear"
Keep fighting terror because we will leave no terrorists or terror behind.
God Bless you and God bless us and God bless the Untied States of America."
This has been a special report from the President of The United States. We now return you to your scheduled Food Is Fun report.
OHHH DOUGELLS please!!! The truth is out there and wev'e all seen it, BABY!
Well that's all the dirt that fit to print See you next time and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, BABY!!!!
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