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Hi everyone and welcome to our regular Tuesday feature "Celebrinet"!

Hi ya kids and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!

Well it seems that JLO and BENO postponed thier impending nuptuals. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST TWO WEEKS AGO!! GAYLO AND BENO will not tie the knot because of obvious differences.Now the rumors are flying that the cause celeb flavor of the month have broken up! OH BOOHOO!!! POOR RICH CONFUSED CELEBRITIES. MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS KIDDIES (OR COMMON SENSE) YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!

FLASH! Las Vegas loosers got an eye fill when suprise guest BRITNEY SPEARS put on an unannounced 1 AM show at the Palms Hotel and Casino. I'll bet thats not the first time BRIT put on a special show at 1 AM... Ayy Kiddies? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!

45 year old washout MADONNA wants another kiddie. The GAYSMOOCHER sez "I like little kids better than big people..." Well MAD you ought to get your over ripe butt down to NEVERLAND RANCH. AYYEEWHAT?!

Aging wierdo DAVID BOWIE sez he would not let the QUEEN OF ENGLAND tap him on the shoulder. ZIGGY STARDATE sez he don't know what it's for.
HEY ZIGGY IT'S CALLED BEING KNIGHTED. Read up on your HERSTORY ZIGS. I guess THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH hit his spacey head on the hard old ground in merry old England. AyeeWHAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.

Aging late night sadsack DAVID LETTERMAN is going to be a proud PAPPY. The perpetual crank announced his girlfriend is 6 months preggies and he's nervous. When JAY LOONYLENO heard the news he announced he'll try to have twins and beat the LETTERMAN kid in school sports by cheating. OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK AIN'T THEY LOONY? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!

And finally Actor?! CHARLIE (I'LL PAY ANYBODY TO F ME) SHEEN is 'spectin a wee lil' one in the spring. It seems CHARLIE actually had sex with his wife and Impregnated her!!! PRESIDENT BARTLETT must be tickled pink. Even though CHARSIE has an 18 year old daughter entering college this is the first time he got wifey preggies. GOOD GOIN' CHUCK! HEY WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT ADOPTED MEXICAN BRO OF YOURS, EMILIO?

HEY KIDDIES SEE YA NEXT TIME AND 'MEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011382 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-09-16 2:17 PM celebrinet Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (4) Hi everyone and welcome to our regular Tuesday feature "Celebrinet"! Hi ya kids and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! Well it seems that JLO and BENO postponed thier impending nuptuals. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST TWO WEEKS AGO!! GAYLO AND BENO will not tie the knot because of obvious differences.Now the rumors are flying that the cause celeb flavor of the month have broken up! OH BOOHOO!!! POOR RICH CONFUSED CELEBRITIES. MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS KIDDIES (OR COMMON SENSE) YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!! FLASH! Las Vegas loosers got an eye fill when suprise guest BRITNEY SPEARS put on an unannounced 1 AM show at the Palms Hotel and Casino. I'll bet thats not the first time BRIT put on a special show at 1 AM... Ayy Kiddies? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! 45 year old washout MADONNA wants another kiddie. The GAYSMOOCHER sez "I like little kids better than big people..." Well MAD you ought to get your over ripe butt down to NEVERLAND RANCH. AYYEEWHAT?! Aging wierdo DAVID BOWIE sez he would not let the QUEEN OF ENGLAND tap him on the shoulder. ZIGGY STARDATE sez he don't know what it's for. HEY ZIGGY IT'S CALLED BEING KNIGHTED. Read up on your HERSTORY ZIGS. I guess THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH hit his spacey head on the hard old ground in merry old England. AyeeWHAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST. Aging late night sadsack DAVID LETTERMAN is going to be a proud PAPPY. The perpetual crank announced his girlfriend is 6 months preggies and he's nervous. When JAY LOONYLENO heard the news he announced he'll try to have twins and beat the LETTERMAN kid in school sports by cheating. OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK AIN'T THEY LOONY? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!! And finally Actor?! CHARLIE (I'LL PAY ANYBODY TO F ME) SHEEN is 'spectin a wee lil' one in the spring. It seems CHARLIE actually had sex with his wife and Impregnated her!!! PRESIDENT BARTLETT must be tickled pink. Even though CHARSIE has an 18 year old daughter entering college this is the first time he got wifey preggies. GOOD GOIN' CHUCK! HEY WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT ADOPTED MEXICAN BRO OF YOURS, EMILIO? HEY KIDDIES SEE YA NEXT TIME AND 'MEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read/Post Comments (4) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top