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Hi everyone and welcome to "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain Now Union Made" I'm Jim Farris filling in for Doug while he's on a promotional tour for his new sci-fi classic "Shopping At The End OF The World" now seen on the "Strange Horizons" webzine site page.

We get dozens of e-mails each week wanting to know who does the popular "Celebrinet" column so today we'd like to introduce you to Sy Gold, the celebrated columnist who writes all this juicy material. Sy (of course) worked for years for the New York Mirror-Post-Sun as the entertainment editor.He's now semi-retired in Florida so lets go to Fort Lauderdale and our own Sy Gold.

Hi Ya Kiddies this is Sy Gold from sunny Florida saying YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!

HEY WHA!!?? FRED (ANYTHING BUT LIMP- biskit that is) DURST says cute lil' BRITNEY SPEARS seduced him into sleeping with her. BRIT says "That's ridiculous".What is MS. SPEARS? The story or FRED'S LIMP BISKIT? AYYWHAT?????

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST TWO WEEKS AGO!! Now her royal nibs BARBRA STRIESAND says "I do have a strange face. It changes so much angle to angle." Sure it does STRIES particularly when you have PLASTIQUE SURGERY!!!! With her Duranteesque schnoozzolla it's amazing she only got a NECK TUCK AYEEWHAT!?? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!

RICHARD GEREBAL says JLO was "nervous and fragile" when they worked together on the upcoming stinking pile "Shall We Dance". He sez it was great seeing her so vulnerable. Hey GEREBAL you ought see HER AND REVERSE FAGHAG BEN-O still trying to pretend there's an attraction. They're more nervous than the emergency room doctor YOU visited a while back. AYEE WHAT???

Speaking of BEN-O.. Details Magazine named BEN-O The Most Influential Man Under 38 years old recently. GIVE THE GUY AN F----'en MEDAL FOR PETES SAKE. It ain't easy bieng MRS. JLO. Hey BEN-O I hear MATT DAMON is still very single. AYY WHAT! KNOW WHAT I MEAN???? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!

DAVID (HELLO SAILOR) GUEST AND E-STRANGE-D WIFEY LIZA MINUELLIE have settled out of court with rock TV station VH1 over the unproduced series they were all going to do.VH must have actually met this AGING WIERDO BEN-O J-LO in reverse and decided to call it quitsys. WHO CAN BLAME 'EM?

And finally MELLESBIAN ETHRIDGE got sorta Married over the weekend to MTV star TAMMY (FAYE) LYNN BAKER. ETHRIDGE IS 41 BAKER weighs in at 28.They will all live in SOCAL with Melesbian's 2 kids from an early marriage to a PETRIE DISH! GOOOOD LUCK GIRLS!!!!!

Well thats all for me... be sure to join DOUGLY WOUGLY LAIN tommorow for his "WEDNESDAY'S WITH DOUGLAS LAIN" segment. I understand he's doing quite a story on the PLAYBOY MANSION AND ALL THOSE NOT SO LIL' BUNNIES. I hope they all read STRANGE HORIZONS so they can see the STRUGGLING SCRIBES newest work "SHOPPING AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE". I read it and it's BOFFO. CONGRATS DOUGLY WOUGLY!!!

REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011390 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-09-23 12:55 PM celebrinet Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Hi everyone and welcome to "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain Now Union Made" I'm Jim Farris filling in for Doug while he's on a promotional tour for his new sci-fi classic "Shopping At The End OF The World" now seen on the "Strange Horizons" webzine site page. We get dozens of e-mails each week wanting to know who does the popular "Celebrinet" column so today we'd like to introduce you to Sy Gold, the celebrated columnist who writes all this juicy material. Sy (of course) worked for years for the New York Mirror-Post-Sun as the entertainment editor.He's now semi-retired in Florida so lets go to Fort Lauderdale and our own Sy Gold. Hi Ya Kiddies this is Sy Gold from sunny Florida saying YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!! HEY WHA!!?? FRED (ANYTHING BUT LIMP- biskit that is) DURST says cute lil' BRITNEY SPEARS seduced him into sleeping with her. BRIT says "That's ridiculous".What is MS. SPEARS? The story or FRED'S LIMP BISKIT? AYYWHAT????? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST TWO WEEKS AGO!! Now her royal nibs BARBRA STRIESAND says "I do have a strange face. It changes so much angle to angle." Sure it does STRIES particularly when you have PLASTIQUE SURGERY!!!! With her Duranteesque schnoozzolla it's amazing she only got a NECK TUCK AYEEWHAT!?? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!! RICHARD GEREBAL says JLO was "nervous and fragile" when they worked together on the upcoming stinking pile "Shall We Dance". He sez it was great seeing her so vulnerable. Hey GEREBAL you ought see HER AND REVERSE FAGHAG BEN-O still trying to pretend there's an attraction. They're more nervous than the emergency room doctor YOU visited a while back. AYEE WHAT??? Speaking of BEN-O.. Details Magazine named BEN-O The Most Influential Man Under 38 years old recently. GIVE THE GUY AN F----'en MEDAL FOR PETES SAKE. It ain't easy bieng MRS. JLO. Hey BEN-O I hear MATT DAMON is still very single. AYY WHAT! KNOW WHAT I MEAN???? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!! DAVID (HELLO SAILOR) GUEST AND E-STRANGE-D WIFEY LIZA MINUELLIE have settled out of court with rock TV station VH1 over the unproduced series they were all going to do.VH must have actually met this AGING WIERDO BEN-O J-LO in reverse and decided to call it quitsys. WHO CAN BLAME 'EM? And finally MELLESBIAN ETHRIDGE got sorta Married over the weekend to MTV star TAMMY (FAYE) LYNN BAKER. ETHRIDGE IS 41 BAKER weighs in at 28.They will all live in SOCAL with Melesbian's 2 kids from an early marriage to a PETRIE DISH! GOOOOD LUCK GIRLS!!!!! Well thats all for me... be sure to join DOUGLY WOUGLY LAIN tommorow for his "WEDNESDAY'S WITH DOUGLAS LAIN" segment. I understand he's doing quite a story on the PLAYBOY MANSION AND ALL THOSE NOT SO LIL' BUNNIES. I hope they all read STRANGE HORIZONS so they can see the STRUGGLING SCRIBES newest work "SHOPPING AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE". I read it and it's BOFFO. CONGRATS DOUGLY WOUGLY!!! REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top