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Hello everyone and welcome to "Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain Now Union Made" and our regular weekend internet award winning feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".
Today we are pleased to welcome a true sixties pop icon. Please join me in welcoming the very dead TINY TIM everyone....
Thank you very much Mister Silly Thinking. I am indeed pleased to be here kind sir. It is a pleasure to be allowed on your very fine website. I wanted to tell the very nice people who aren't familiar with me a little about myself.
I was a full fledged 60's freak of nature who sang beautiful little songs accompanied by my very beautiful little string instrument that I called my ukulele. I would sing in my own unique falsetto style and thru a breech in the space time continuim became a certified very wonderful superstar.
I appeared on Mister Rowan and Mister Martin's "Laugh-In" on the television and then Mister Johnny Carson had me on his very beautiful "Tonight Show" where I seemed to entertain the very nice people (although I don't know how-I was just so very strange and not talented but Mister Carson seemed to enjoy my very beautiful appearances.) Then I asked Mister Carson if my betrothed, Miss Vicki, and I could get married on his "Tonight Show" and Mister Carson said yes I could. So we were married on his very lovely television program and that program garnered the highest ratings Mister Carson ever had, in fact it was the very highest rated television program ever on after 11 pm.
Soon after that I slipped into a well deserved oblivion, divorced that very beautiful bitch Miss Vicki and appeared at record shop openings and grocery store openings and occasionally showed up in some forlorn location to sing to a bunch of very beautiful blurry eyed drug addicts before I died myself.
A much deserved death.
Thank you so very much for having me. God bless you and I hope all of you have a very nice eternity in very lovely eternal damnation very lovely ladies and gentlemen.
Well thank you very much very dead Tiny Tim. We'll be back tommorow with another episode of "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" unitl then see you soon.
Today we are pleased to welcome a true sixties pop icon. Please join me in welcoming the very dead TINY TIM everyone....
Thank you very much Mister Silly Thinking. I am indeed pleased to be here kind sir. It is a pleasure to be allowed on your very fine website. I wanted to tell the very nice people who aren't familiar with me a little about myself.
I was a full fledged 60's freak of nature who sang beautiful little songs accompanied by my very beautiful little string instrument that I called my ukulele. I would sing in my own unique falsetto style and thru a breech in the space time continuim became a certified very wonderful superstar.
I appeared on Mister Rowan and Mister Martin's "Laugh-In" on the television and then Mister Johnny Carson had me on his very beautiful "Tonight Show" where I seemed to entertain the very nice people (although I don't know how-I was just so very strange and not talented but Mister Carson seemed to enjoy my very beautiful appearances.) Then I asked Mister Carson if my betrothed, Miss Vicki, and I could get married on his "Tonight Show" and Mister Carson said yes I could. So we were married on his very lovely television program and that program garnered the highest ratings Mister Carson ever had, in fact it was the very highest rated television program ever on after 11 pm.
Soon after that I slipped into a well deserved oblivion, divorced that very beautiful bitch Miss Vicki and appeared at record shop openings and grocery store openings and occasionally showed up in some forlorn location to sing to a bunch of very beautiful blurry eyed drug addicts before I died myself.
A much deserved death.
Thank you so very much for having me. God bless you and I hope all of you have a very nice eternity in very lovely eternal damnation very lovely ladies and gentlemen.
Well thank you very much very dead Tiny Tim. We'll be back tommorow with another episode of "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" unitl then see you soon.
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