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Hi Silly Thinker!
It's Tuesday and time for everybody favorite entertainment mavin MR SY GOLD. SO lets got down to Ft. Lauderdale and the man himself...
MR. SY GOLD!!!
HIYA KIDDIES and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!
LETS GO TO PRESS!!
FLASH! Poor Liza Minnelli! That kid just can't seem to find happiness. After her third marriage to a GAY GUY... Liza and POOFTER HUBBY DAVID GUEST have called it quitsville and DAVID is claiming LIZA abused him with a VODKA bottle during alcholic rages.
If JUDY JUNIOR AND LIBERACE can't make it in a sham marriage... WHO CAN? Well good luck kids... I wonder who will get possesion of all that makeup? AYYEEEWHAT?!?!
BIZZARO WIERDO COURTNEY LOVE TOLD PEOPLE RAGAZINE THAT SHE WANTED TO MAKE HER RECENT DRUG OVERDOSE FUN FOR HER 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!!
Sez MS LOVE: "It was the only time my daughter has ever, ever pitched in on one of my crises. I made it fun I said it was going to be gross and I was going to have to make myself throw up..."
After the OD LOVE'S DAUGHT. was put in the care of KURT COBAIN'S MOM and now a custody battle is under way.
Again Sez MS LOVE: I'm not a downward spiral... I'm not on drugs... I want my daughter back..."
Gee I dunno COURTS when you O.D. it might seem as if you gotts a problem... EYYYEWHAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
MASAHIKO SHIZAWA was ordered to stay away from our own little BRITTANY SPEARS. The Japanese business magnet was stalking OUR LITTLE PRINCESS.
Now the TORA TORA TORA wannabe is suing BRITS 'cause her bodyguard shoved a gun in MR MOTO'S face when he got to close.
BUT OUR LITTLE BRITANY'S PROBLEMS don't end there.
BRITANY APPEARED TOP TO BOTTOM NAKED IN ESQUIRE.But it wasn't s'pposed to happen. Seems the FORMER MOUSEKETEER HAD 8 CANS OF RED BULL and told the SHUTTERBUG "OK LET"S DO IT.." AND SO THEY DID...take pictures.
BRITS SEZ: "I DID KINDA FEEL WIERD ABOUT THOSE PHOTOS... I WAS IN A MOMENT...".. a moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!! OR ESQUIRE ANYWAY.. DEARIE...AYYYEWHAT!!!
AND WHAT ABOUT BOOTYLICOUS BEYONCE and her take on THE SAME SEX KISS BY BRITS AND OLD TRAMP MADONNA?
The BOOTYLICOUSCHRISTIAN sez she " ..has standards and would never do that" Obviously BEYONCE was upset by the SAMESEXERSMACKER. Now BEYO says she was misquoted and would never judge: "I got a lot of gay and lesbian friends and love them no different from my straight fans.." HUMMM WELLL... MAYBE A LITTLE DIFFERENT AYYYEWHAAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
AND IF THAT AIN'T ENUF.. FINALLY... FROM SEAN "P DIDDY SHOOT EM UP" COMBS comes this:
"I'm obstaining from sex. Two weeks is along time for me, because I'm a very healthy Scorpio. My hormones are raging. I'm a young man, very passionate, very romantic. Bu it's for the children.."
FOR THE CHILDREN???? FOR THE CHILDREN!!! SEAN PUFFY P DIDDY SHOOT EM UP BANG BANG COMBS.. HE'S LIKE ANOTHER MOTHER TERESA OR GHANDI!!! And he's training for the New York Marathon.. FOR THE CHILDREN.
The Man's a saint... and Brittany's an ANGEL and I'm gonna get DRUNK! EYYEAWHAT!!!
IS IT ME OR DO CELEB'S SEEM TO BE GETTING MORE BIZARRE ALL THE TIME? Gimme the days of FATTY ARBUCKLE and that COKE BOTTLE. Now That's a story I can understand.
WELL Kiddies that's a plenty a nuttin. Stay tuned for DOUGLY WOUGGLY LAIN'S Crazy Celebrity Mix 'N Match Crazy Celebrity Photo Game.It's NEXT. I'll see ya next week and remember...
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
Remember to enter your choices for todays mix-n-match celebrity photo crazy game! Here is last week's crazy answer! Woah!!!
A: God is watching us, from a distance!
This week Molly Ringwald sez:
That makes me feel self-conscious and everything.
It's Tuesday and time for everybody favorite entertainment mavin MR SY GOLD. SO lets got down to Ft. Lauderdale and the man himself...
MR. SY GOLD!!!
HIYA KIDDIES and remember YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!
LETS GO TO PRESS!!
FLASH! Poor Liza Minnelli! That kid just can't seem to find happiness. After her third marriage to a GAY GUY... Liza and POOFTER HUBBY DAVID GUEST have called it quitsville and DAVID is claiming LIZA abused him with a VODKA bottle during alcholic rages.
If JUDY JUNIOR AND LIBERACE can't make it in a sham marriage... WHO CAN? Well good luck kids... I wonder who will get possesion of all that makeup? AYYEEEWHAT?!?!
BIZZARO WIERDO COURTNEY LOVE TOLD PEOPLE RAGAZINE THAT SHE WANTED TO MAKE HER RECENT DRUG OVERDOSE FUN FOR HER 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!!
Sez MS LOVE: "It was the only time my daughter has ever, ever pitched in on one of my crises. I made it fun I said it was going to be gross and I was going to have to make myself throw up..."
After the OD LOVE'S DAUGHT. was put in the care of KURT COBAIN'S MOM and now a custody battle is under way.
Again Sez MS LOVE: I'm not a downward spiral... I'm not on drugs... I want my daughter back..."
Gee I dunno COURTS when you O.D. it might seem as if you gotts a problem... EYYYEWHAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
MASAHIKO SHIZAWA was ordered to stay away from our own little BRITTANY SPEARS. The Japanese business magnet was stalking OUR LITTLE PRINCESS.
Now the TORA TORA TORA wannabe is suing BRITS 'cause her bodyguard shoved a gun in MR MOTO'S face when he got to close.
BUT OUR LITTLE BRITANY'S PROBLEMS don't end there.
BRITANY APPEARED TOP TO BOTTOM NAKED IN ESQUIRE.But it wasn't s'pposed to happen. Seems the FORMER MOUSEKETEER HAD 8 CANS OF RED BULL and told the SHUTTERBUG "OK LET"S DO IT.." AND SO THEY DID...take pictures.
BRITS SEZ: "I DID KINDA FEEL WIERD ABOUT THOSE PHOTOS... I WAS IN A MOMENT...".. a moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!! OR ESQUIRE ANYWAY.. DEARIE...AYYYEWHAT!!!
AND WHAT ABOUT BOOTYLICOUS BEYONCE and her take on THE SAME SEX KISS BY BRITS AND OLD TRAMP MADONNA?
The BOOTYLICOUSCHRISTIAN sez she " ..has standards and would never do that" Obviously BEYONCE was upset by the SAMESEXERSMACKER. Now BEYO says she was misquoted and would never judge: "I got a lot of gay and lesbian friends and love them no different from my straight fans.." HUMMM WELLL... MAYBE A LITTLE DIFFERENT AYYYEWHAAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
AND IF THAT AIN'T ENUF.. FINALLY... FROM SEAN "P DIDDY SHOOT EM UP" COMBS comes this:
"I'm obstaining from sex. Two weeks is along time for me, because I'm a very healthy Scorpio. My hormones are raging. I'm a young man, very passionate, very romantic. Bu it's for the children.."
FOR THE CHILDREN???? FOR THE CHILDREN!!! SEAN PUFFY P DIDDY SHOOT EM UP BANG BANG COMBS.. HE'S LIKE ANOTHER MOTHER TERESA OR GHANDI!!! And he's training for the New York Marathon.. FOR THE CHILDREN.
The Man's a saint... and Brittany's an ANGEL and I'm gonna get DRUNK! EYYEAWHAT!!!
IS IT ME OR DO CELEB'S SEEM TO BE GETTING MORE BIZARRE ALL THE TIME? Gimme the days of FATTY ARBUCKLE and that COKE BOTTLE. Now That's a story I can understand.
WELL Kiddies that's a plenty a nuttin. Stay tuned for DOUGLY WOUGGLY LAIN'S Crazy Celebrity Mix 'N Match Crazy Celebrity Photo Game.It's NEXT. I'll see ya next week and remember...
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
Remember to enter your choices for todays mix-n-match celebrity photo crazy game! Here is last week's crazy answer! Woah!!!
A: God is watching us, from a distance!
This week Molly Ringwald sez:
That makes me feel self-conscious and everything.
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