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Hi, Silly Thinkers! It's Tuesday and that means it's time to head down to Florida for our weekly meeting with Mister ShowBiz, Sy Gold.
So let's got to Ft. Lauderdale....
ELLO KIDDIES! THIS IS SY GOLD SAYING...
REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
TOM CRUISE GIVES BLESSING TO BEARD. Yes TOMMY says it's OK for NICOLE KIDMAN to marry LENNY KRAVITZ. Before introducing ROCKER (AND FORMER "BEWITCHED" NEXT DOOR NIEGHBOR) KRAVITZ to the adopted tots HER AND CRUISE bought... NICI called THE TOP GUN to see if he cared.
He didn't.
So she moved that rock on her finger over one and introduced the KIDDIES TO LENNY.
Geee...they never had any children of thier own...uhmmm I WONDER WHY???? AYEEEWHATTT. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
Our old friend and whore affecianado CHARLIE SHEEN and his wife have tattoed each others names on their body parts just in time for thier wee ones arrival in the spring. AHH yes..babies due time for a tattoo. Some things never change.
Sad news from our own "SILLY THINKING" SCRIBE DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN. Seems the LAINSTER WAS CANNED BY MIZZER SILLY last week after a problem with his weekly feature. Problem was: HE WASN'T WRITING IT! LAINYPOO has a lot of irons in the fire though and word is he could be writtin' another BOOKYPOO after the success of "POLYPONY"POO.
GOOD LUCK WOUGGLY! And say 'ello to your LOVERLY WIFE CINDY and those adorable twins ETHAN AND UMA and that other kid. SEE YA IN DA FUNNY PAPERS LAINSTER!
CRANKY DAVID LETTERMAN should be smilin' about now. The CBS version of JOHNNY CARSON bowed out of his shows taping last night just about 45 minutes before start time to rush to the hospital as 'is COMMON LAW WIFIEPOO went into labor.
POINTEY HEADED CANOOK ORCHESTRA LEADER PAULIE SHORECHAFFER filled in for THE LETTER MAN and had some fun sitting in the big chair.
Meanwhile not funny hack JAY LOONY LENO was also off last night with a rerun (may he rest in peace) filling 'is chair. NO EXPLAN FROM NBC OR THE LENO CAMP??? Maybe LOONY was trying to get 'is bride preggies!!??? AYEEEWHATT?! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
Want to welcome a new EXEC to "SILLY THINKING". It's BIG PUSSYCAT AND ANIMAL RIGHTS ADV PEPPER THE CAT. PEPS has made some BIG changes to "SILLY" since he took over and ruffled a few feathers ( AND I DON'T MEAN BIRDS!!)
Seems our own MARLY (NOT SAFER) BRANDO was a little rattled by the PEPS interview last FRI.
BRAINIAC BRANDO really let the fir fly when KITTIE didn't respond to TUBBY'S QUESTIONS.... so much so that the East coast didn't even see the BRANDO show at all but a re-run of da pilot.
BE CAREFUL COLONEL KURTZ OR YOUR BIG RUMP COULD END UP AT DOUGGLY WOUGGLY'S HOUSE CRYIN' IN DA BEER!!! AYEEEWHATTT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.
WELLLL dat's all from here for now... just a reminder to PEPPER DE CAT: Keep your nose clean KITTIE 'cause I'll be watchin! GOOD LUCK PEPPER! Our own PUSSY GALORE!!!
SEE YA KIDDIES AND 'MEMBER: YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
So let's got to Ft. Lauderdale....
ELLO KIDDIES! THIS IS SY GOLD SAYING...
REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
TOM CRUISE GIVES BLESSING TO BEARD. Yes TOMMY says it's OK for NICOLE KIDMAN to marry LENNY KRAVITZ. Before introducing ROCKER (AND FORMER "BEWITCHED" NEXT DOOR NIEGHBOR) KRAVITZ to the adopted tots HER AND CRUISE bought... NICI called THE TOP GUN to see if he cared.
He didn't.
So she moved that rock on her finger over one and introduced the KIDDIES TO LENNY.
Geee...they never had any children of thier own...uhmmm I WONDER WHY???? AYEEEWHATTT. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
Our old friend and whore affecianado CHARLIE SHEEN and his wife have tattoed each others names on their body parts just in time for thier wee ones arrival in the spring. AHH yes..babies due time for a tattoo. Some things never change.
Sad news from our own "SILLY THINKING" SCRIBE DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN. Seems the LAINSTER WAS CANNED BY MIZZER SILLY last week after a problem with his weekly feature. Problem was: HE WASN'T WRITING IT! LAINYPOO has a lot of irons in the fire though and word is he could be writtin' another BOOKYPOO after the success of "POLYPONY"POO.
GOOD LUCK WOUGGLY! And say 'ello to your LOVERLY WIFE CINDY and those adorable twins ETHAN AND UMA and that other kid. SEE YA IN DA FUNNY PAPERS LAINSTER!
CRANKY DAVID LETTERMAN should be smilin' about now. The CBS version of JOHNNY CARSON bowed out of his shows taping last night just about 45 minutes before start time to rush to the hospital as 'is COMMON LAW WIFIEPOO went into labor.
POINTEY HEADED CANOOK ORCHESTRA LEADER PAULIE SHORECHAFFER filled in for THE LETTER MAN and had some fun sitting in the big chair.
Meanwhile not funny hack JAY LOONY LENO was also off last night with a rerun (may he rest in peace) filling 'is chair. NO EXPLAN FROM NBC OR THE LENO CAMP??? Maybe LOONY was trying to get 'is bride preggies!!??? AYEEEWHATT?! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
Want to welcome a new EXEC to "SILLY THINKING". It's BIG PUSSYCAT AND ANIMAL RIGHTS ADV PEPPER THE CAT. PEPS has made some BIG changes to "SILLY" since he took over and ruffled a few feathers ( AND I DON'T MEAN BIRDS!!)
Seems our own MARLY (NOT SAFER) BRANDO was a little rattled by the PEPS interview last FRI.
BRAINIAC BRANDO really let the fir fly when KITTIE didn't respond to TUBBY'S QUESTIONS.... so much so that the East coast didn't even see the BRANDO show at all but a re-run of da pilot.
BE CAREFUL COLONEL KURTZ OR YOUR BIG RUMP COULD END UP AT DOUGGLY WOUGGLY'S HOUSE CRYIN' IN DA BEER!!! AYEEEWHATTT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.
WELLLL dat's all from here for now... just a reminder to PEPPER DE CAT: Keep your nose clean KITTIE 'cause I'll be watchin! GOOD LUCK PEPPER! Our own PUSSY GALORE!!!
SEE YA KIDDIES AND 'MEMBER: YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
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