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Hi you. Welcome to Silly Thinking's special weekend feature "A Few Minutes With Dead Celebrities". An internet award winning feature.
Today we have a much loved icon back from the dead for you to visit with. Here he is, THE MAN! Chairman MAO!!!!
Hey! Whats all the fuss my brothers? The Chairman is in the house. MAO IS HERE BABY! Hi ya folks it is I, Mao!
What it is my brothers? Hey mudderfockers have you read my little red book? It is OUTSTANDING IN THE HOUSE IF YOURE WIZZZIT. You know what I mean HIZZZONER?
Hey homies here's da ting:
CAPTALISIM IS EVIL MY BROTHERS. THE COLLECTIVE IZ DA DOIN' ZZZING MY HOMEBOYS. YOU KNOW WHA I'M CHATTIN UP HOMIES?
CA-CHING IS NO WHERE BRO.
Dig: livin' in a little hut which da rice and da BITCHES and dend bro... we take you kids.. man... and raise dem in a state school bro.. where you NEVER SEE THIER ASS!
AND YOU GET NO BREAD. No money at all my brothers. YOU ARE DIRT POOR and LIVIN IN POVERTY HOMES!
CAN YOU DIG IT?
No colors, jewels, cars, music. NO SHIT. NO NUDDIN MY BROTHERS!!!!
IS PARADISE HOMEZZZZ.
DIG IT. NO DRIVE BY'S BITCH. NO CARS. NO GUNS. RIDE BY'S MY MAN. ON BIKES. WITH ROCKS BRO!
IS PARADIZZZE MY BROTHERS.
LOOK... GOTZA GO. CATCH YOU ON DA FLIPSHINEZIGGY ZAP ZAY WHATZZ!! RICHEUOS FOCCKKK!
Well.. thank you Chairman Mao for the most tastless thing I've seen on this blog zine ever.I don't know what the hell that was.
Well join us again as we continue to careen, out of control, into a large black hole of dispair... then on Tuesday it's Celebrinet.
Today we have a much loved icon back from the dead for you to visit with. Here he is, THE MAN! Chairman MAO!!!!
Hey! Whats all the fuss my brothers? The Chairman is in the house. MAO IS HERE BABY! Hi ya folks it is I, Mao!
What it is my brothers? Hey mudderfockers have you read my little red book? It is OUTSTANDING IN THE HOUSE IF YOURE WIZZZIT. You know what I mean HIZZZONER?
Hey homies here's da ting:
CAPTALISIM IS EVIL MY BROTHERS. THE COLLECTIVE IZ DA DOIN' ZZZING MY HOMEBOYS. YOU KNOW WHA I'M CHATTIN UP HOMIES?
CA-CHING IS NO WHERE BRO.
Dig: livin' in a little hut which da rice and da BITCHES and dend bro... we take you kids.. man... and raise dem in a state school bro.. where you NEVER SEE THIER ASS!
AND YOU GET NO BREAD. No money at all my brothers. YOU ARE DIRT POOR and LIVIN IN POVERTY HOMES!
CAN YOU DIG IT?
No colors, jewels, cars, music. NO SHIT. NO NUDDIN MY BROTHERS!!!!
IS PARADISE HOMEZZZZ.
DIG IT. NO DRIVE BY'S BITCH. NO CARS. NO GUNS. RIDE BY'S MY MAN. ON BIKES. WITH ROCKS BRO!
IS PARADIZZZE MY BROTHERS.
LOOK... GOTZA GO. CATCH YOU ON DA FLIPSHINEZIGGY ZAP ZAY WHATZZ!! RICHEUOS FOCCKKK!
Well.. thank you Chairman Mao for the most tastless thing I've seen on this blog zine ever.I don't know what the hell that was.
Well join us again as we continue to careen, out of control, into a large black hole of dispair... then on Tuesday it's Celebrinet.
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