Silly Thinking

It's Tuesday and that means it's time to turn things over to Sy Gold for exclusive no holds barred juicy celebrity news on the Celebrinet.

So let's go to Ft. Laurderdale

and SY GOLD....



Hi ya kiddies and remember

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!


DOUBLE TRIPLE FLASH!!!!
My spies at NEVERLAND RANCH have given me and EXCLUSIVE REPORT ON THE GOINGS ON WITH MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
UNNAMED INSIDERS report that even though EVERYONE at NEVERLAND think this latest bust is trumped up and MICHAEL will vindicate himself many members of his INNER CIRCLE ARE HEADING FOR THE HILLS!
Certain KEY MEMBERS OF THE JACKSON TEAM are heading for far flung parts of the world to avoid certain questions about what they do and who they are! AREGENTINA is a port of call for at least one of MICHAEL'S "YOUNG ASSISTANTS" who might have to answer EMBARRASING QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT HE'S SEEN AND DONE LATELY. And one close JACKSON AID is heading for cover due to a certain kind of PORNO he makes!!!!!
ALL THE WHILE THIS SAME UNNAMED SOURCE SAYS THE GLOVED ONE IS INNOCENT!
RUNNING AWAY AND INNOCENT USUALLY DON'T GO TOGETHER AYYYEWWWWHHHATTT?????


As reported here last week! DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN HAS RETURNED TO "SILLY THINKING" AND LARRY SILLY IS OUT ON HIS SILLY EAR!
As we said last week LAIN has been installed as the new CEO of the troubled BLOG and is trying to bring back the luster (And ratings) of the past.GOOD LUCK SIR WRITEALOT (you'll need it) AND WELCOME BACK!


Word also out of "SILLY THINKING" IS THAT WASHED UP ONCE UPON TIME STARLET MOLLY RINGWALD might be doing a daytime talkfest for the new "SILLY" in the very near future. It's no secret that LAINYPOO has had the hots for MOLLY for a long long time and a regular gig certainly seems likely... MAYBE EVEN ON THE AIR... IF YOU GET MY DRIFT KIDDIES. AYYYEEEWHHHAATT???!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.


WASHED UP GUITAR STRUMMER GLEN CAMPBELL WAS ARRESTED MONDAY FOR DUI AND HIT AND RUN. It seems the former star of "THE GLEN CAMPBELL GOODTIME HOUR" and co-star of BIG DUKE'S OSCAR WINNER "TRUE GRIT" was in a mood swinging mood when arrested at his western estate. One moment he was laughing with the coppers and the next he kicked a trooper in the.. well it's just NUTS!!! Seems the polluted former GOOD OL BOY was put in the slammer and sang a few songs, laughed it up, and started to "LET'S GET PHYSICAL" AND I DON'T MEAN THE SONG!!! AYEEEWHHAATT!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!


MOVIE HEARTHROB ETHAN HAWKE AND ESTRANGED WIFE BLONDE BOMBSHELL UMA THURMAN are back together and trying to get thier marriage on track after ETHAN went off the tracks (as reported here a few months ago) and started canoogling with a CANADIAN HOTTIE in the cold woods on location for a pix.
"I love my wife... anyone who is married knows it's a tough life... we'll do our best." says THE LOW FLYING HAWKE.
If this reporter was married to UMA I wouldn't go off the tracks. WHY BOTHER? YOU GET TO GO HOME TO UMA THURMAN you THICK HEADED DOLT!!!
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!


And finally there's a dust up over HUGH HEFNER doing a commercial for family friendly CARL'S JR.!! The commerch is full of double entendre's about HEF'S PLAYBOY LIFESTYLE and how that some how means he eat's cheapie burgers at the GREASE PIT! Members of THOMAS AQUINA COLLEGE have met with the CEO of CKE (the company that grease's the pit)and asked him to resign from thier college board of director's because he supports the old PLAYBOY repping his burger joint!
I WONDER IF CARL'S IS GOING TO HAVE CHAR BROILED RABBIT STEW ON THE MENU SOON... HUMMM KIDDIES? AYYWEEHHAATT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!


Well that's it from here. HEY KIDDIES ENJOY YOUR TURKEY DAY AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRIPDEFAN!!! AYYEEWWHHATTT!!

AND REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!