Silly Thinking

Hello amigos! And welcome to "Silly Thinking" for Sunday, November 30th.

Well well I'm so glad you could join us today. I suppose you know what we do here on Sundays....

Yell it out.

I can't hear you.

I don't hear anything. I know why. Your all in church it being Sunday and all.

Well Sundays we always spend some time with your favorite and mine... DEAD PEOPLE.

Yes it's time for "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".

Some of you have been critical that we spend to much time with celebrities and dwell "on the cult of celebrity" too much here at "Silly Thinking" recently.

Blow me.

Here's DEAD ED SULLIVAN!!!!



ES: Thank you "Silly Thinking" down there on earth and welcome to our really big show. Tonight we have a really big one for you.
And now here on our show.... Now you promised.. now WITH THEIR NUMBER ONE HIT IN THE AFTERLIFE...HERE ARE JOHN AND GEORGE... THE DEAD BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(Some sort of song or something here)


ES: THE DEAD BEATLES. You guys are great.I really appreciate your coming all the way from the undead sector to be with us today.


JL: It's our pleasure. It's great being dead.


GH: Yeah. I like it more than being alive.


JL: Peace everybody and hello to that ratbastard Paul.


GH: Yeah! Fuck you, Paul.


ES: THE DEAD BEATLES. They are really great... kids. And now for all you dead kids from Canada..Dead TOPO GIGIO!!!


TG: Hello dead Eddie.


ES: Hello dead Topo.


TG: Eddie, can I aska you a question?


ES: Sure Topo.


TG: How can I be dead. Ima puppet. Wouldn't I just rot away Eddie?


ES: Now Topo, we're all dead here.


TG: Eddie, kissame goodnight.


ES: DEAD TOPO GIGIO. And now a very fine dead youngster that we discovered down in Memphis. This youngster is a great kid and one of the most polite people we've ever had on "The Dead Ed Sullivan Show" ELIVS PRESLEY!! NOW COME ON!!!


EP: Thank you thank you very much. Here's a song from the dead we'd like to do for you.

(I dunno a song or something might go here as well)


ES: DEAD ELVIS!! That was great.


EP: Thank you. Thank you very much.


ES: Dead Elvis I know it was hard to get here from hell and I really appreciate you coming here.


EP: Thank you. Thank you very much.


ES: Dead Elvis everybody. What a polite kid and now The DEAD SANTINI SISTERS AND THIER SPINNING PLATES!!




ES: That was really something. Some dead stars in the audience tonight. Dead Marilyn Monroe. Stand up darling.




ES: Very well perserved. And former first lady Dead MAMIE EISENHOWER!! Stand up!




ES: And finally tonight for the first time on our really big show to sing "We Ain't Got Plenty of Nothing" which the dead kids are playing on radios all over the afterlife.. here are...

NICOLE SIMPSON....


KURT COBAIN


JON BENET RAMSEY


AND MICHAEL JACKSON'S CAREER


BETTER KNOWN AS
THE NEW GRATEFUL DEAD




ES: Thank you. Now next Sunday night we've got A REALLY BIG SHOW FOR YOU. Dead Richard Burton doing a reading from "Hamlet", Dead Rosemary Clooney, from The Circus of the Dead The Dead Flying Ballinni's, and dead Bob Hope live from his tour of Iraq. Goodnight everybody and thank you "Silly Thinking"! back on earth. Good night.


Thank you Dead Ed and Dead John, George, Topo, Elvis, Dead Santini Brothers, Dead Marilyn and Mamie, and Dead Nicole,Kurt, Jon-Benet, and Michael Jackson's career. WHAT A SHOW. See you next weekend for more dead celebrities and join us tommorow for the ALL NEW "MOLLY" starring Molly Ringwald.

"Silly Thinking" IT'S ALL HERE!