Silly Thinking

Hello. It's Tuesday and time to head down to Florida to pay a visit to our old friend Sy Gold as he brings us up to date on all the juicy gossip from the world of celebrities.

So let's go to Ft. Lauderdale and SY GOLD'S CELEBRINET!!!

Hello kiddies this is Sy Gold saying...

Remember you read it here first!!!

NEWS FROM TINSLETOWN!
ROY DISNEY, nephew of beloved heavy drinker WALT, resigned from THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY yesterday saying he was concerned with the direction the company is going in (based on ABC's ratings I'd say the direction is down, down, down)and called for CEO MICHAEL EISNER's removal by the BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
ROY championed EISNER 20 years ago when WALT'S company was faltering and was instrumental in getting him hired to turn the HOUSE OF MOUSE around.
Can you figure this out though, the stock climbed higher than it has in 10 years based on ROY'S resignation. Was it the news that he wanted EISNER out or was it that he himself would be leaving? A BIT OF HIGH FINANCE INTRIQUE IT SOUND'S LIKE TO ME... EYEEEWHHAAAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!


OUR LITTLE PRINCESS BRITNEY SPEARS says "I'm like, 'what's going on? I'm not a lesbian.'"
when commenting to In Touch Magazine on her not dating for six months.
HEY WAIT A MINUTE.When you don't date for six months people think your a lesbian? HEY KIDDIES, OLD SY'S IN TROUBLE. AYYYEEWWHHAATT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!


DEMO PREZ WANNABEE HOWARD DEAN must love rock and roll! DINO SUBMITTED JOAN JETT as a possible delegate to the DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION next year. Well the REPUKLIANS aren't the only BLACKHEARTS in politics AYEEWHHAATT? GUESS WHAT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!


KALIFOURNIA'S FIRST LADY MARIA SHRIVER SCHWARTZENEGGER is going back to work at NBC NEWS as a journalist!!!! I'm sure that a Republican first lady can still be an objective reporter. Why I'm sure NANCY RAYGUN could do the CBS News or... how about BARBARA BUSH... well just the thought of BARBARA BUSH scare's me... she looks like GEORGE WASHINGTON after one of those QUEER MAKEOVERS!!! AYYYYEEEWHHHATTT? DON'T YA THINK?


SEXY GUY BRADLEY PITT is down in Malta playing ACHILLES in "Troy", a new flicker about the GREEK hero, and guess what kiddies? no lie! HE TORE HIS ACHILLES TENDON in a filming accident!
Seems the PITTSTER fell off a mountain and is on crutches!!! GOOD THING HE AIN'T PLAYING LORD PINUS...AYYYEEWHHHAATTT? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!


AND FINALLY ME MATES....
WORDZ are buzzin around about MOLLY RINGWALD'S no show for her big show on "SILLY THINKING"!! MOLLY was nowhere to be seen for her own PREMIERE! And I hear from insiders that new head honcho DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN IS DOUGGLY WOUGGLY ANGRY about the whole thing.
Seem's that "MOLLY" was a new feature the WOUGGLY ONE personally landed for the troubled BLOGAROONIE and that old problemo's erupted between MOLZ and DOUGGLS when it came to contract negotes.
As most of you may know THE DOUGALATER AND MOLLAROONIE USED TO BE QUITE A LITTLE ITEM WAY WAY WAY BACK WHEN!!!
Well here's hoping DOOGIE can have a little BREAKFAST CLUB and not have to bring in any FRESH HORSES to make his new star PRETTY IN PINK again. AYYYEWWWHHHAATTT??? GET IT! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!


WELL KIDDIES that's about it for 2-day. Remember stay off drugs because drugs are for losers... AYYYYEEEWHHHATTT? AND REMEMBER...

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!