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The "Brando" Show
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(cue music)

From Hollywood!



It's "The Brando Show" starring


BRANDO....

Brando's guests tonight


THE POPE


AND HOWARD ZINN


With musical group KISS!


and Norman Leyden and the Brando Orchestra.


I'm Leonard Peltier.
And now...BRANDO!!!!!


Brando: Hello. I'm Brando. You dirty rat...er, I mean...Where's the butter?




Brando: Thank you. Welcome to the Brando show. I'm really glad to be here. Today we'll have the pope on the show, which is great, even if he is just a...just a errand boy sent by grocery bags, I mean grocery clerks, to collect the bill. Right?



BRANDO: Leonard Peltier everyone


LP: Hmmph.


Brando: And now, via sattellite, the Pope! How are you Pope?


Pope: [listless] Ad dominum coochie, coochie...


Brando: You're a bum. You're nothing but a bum. Just kidding. Ha! Just joshing you, Pope.


Pope: ...


Brando: And now, the people's historian, Howard Zinn!


Howard: Who are you?


Brando: I'm Brando. See, with the gun from the Godfather. Listen: You dirty rat. You dirty rat.


Howard: That's Cagney.


Brando: Oh, yeah. Well. You coulda been somebody. You coulda been a contender!


Howard: That's horrible. I was told I would be on the Marlon Brando show with Marlon Brando. I was looking forward to meeting him.


Brando: But I'm Brando, see? Jorel, you'll be on a rocket to Earth but I'll always be with you. See?


Howard: I'm leaving. This is ridiculous.


Brando: Mr. Zinn? Where are you going? Mr. Zinn? Leonard, where is Howard going?


LP: ...


Brando: Stella! Stella! Stella!


Doug: This has been the Brando Show. A Harpo, Doug Woug Production. Where did Leonard go?


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