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THIS IS A "SILLY THINKING" SPECIAL REPORT.

Now from "Silly Thinking" Headquaters in New York here is Connie Chung.


CC: Good evening to all our west coast readers and good morning to the eastern half of the United States. We are on tonight at this special time for a special press conference, due any minute, from Marlon Brando to discuss the results of a special summit meeting that was held at the U.S. Band Tower in Portland Oregon on the future of "Silly Thinking". This extraordinary event was the brainchild of Marlon Brando himself who wanted to bring together all of the parties that help create "Silly Thinking" and resolve the problems that led to a massive work walkout by so many of the creative minds behind the web blog.
The press conference should be starting any minute and we will cover it live but now let's go to our guest analyst. Author and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.
Good morning Mister Kissinger.


HK: Hello Connie. Good morning.


CC: Doctor Kissinger, what do you think will be the outcome of this summit meeting?


HK: Well Connie Marlon Brando felt that it was time to bring the problems, all of the problems since The Pepper The Cat regime ended, to the forefront and bring a lasting peace to "Silly
Thinking".


CC: Do you think he can do it?


HK: Well, he's got the clout and the name. And if anybody...


CC: Doctor Kissinger I have to interrupt... let's go to the press conference in downtown Portland Oregon.....


MB:...thank you Tanya. Good evenning ladies and gentlemen. We're sorry to keep you all up so late.
Today I am happy to say that we have peace treaty. A peace that I'm sure will be a lasting one. We have sat at the table and talked over our differences and have come to a resolution of peace between the families. Douglas Lain was not here...


(crowd reacts angrily)


MB: Please. please. He is not here due to the sickness of his little son and we honor and respect that. His people spoke in good faith and honesty and we hope he will agree with them on these changes and modifications.And I want to thank Doug's envoys to this peace summit, Mister Michael Coates and that georgous chick from California with the huge breasts that ran for governor... or something... for bieng so generous with thier time and input. Mary Carey... that's right Mary Carey...




MB: Christ what a pair... anyway back to buisness.
Mister Jim Farris will be returning to "Silly Thinking" on Thursday, Dec. 11th. He will assume the new role of Senior Executive Creative Consultant, and will be completly responsible for my program, Dead People on the weekends or whatever it is, and several new features that will air on Mondays, Tuesdays,Wedensdays, and Thursdays.
He will also run the Capri in Havana and the Thunderbird Hotel in Las Vegas.
The name of "Silly Thinking" will also be changed to "Jim Farris presents 'Silly Thinking' with Douglas Lain".
Douglas Lain will do his syndicated program and we wish him well in his new syndication business. Since his new venture is not an exclusive piece for this blog we thought it only fair to discontinue it here. He is welcome, in fact we hope, he will bring new ideas to Jim and we would welcome any new exclusive material. Doug will also get a piece of the Mardi Gras Hotel in Miami and the Sunset in Las Vegas.Douglas will also be the Executive Vice President of our New Visual Aid Unit as well as President and CEO fo a new unit "Silly Thinking Blog International" and will be selling and trading Blog material for us all over the globe.Doug will also serve as Jim's Counsiglerie in negotiations.
Sy Gold is out. Sorry Sy that's just the way it has to be. But you will get a controling intrest in the Sun 'N Sand Resort in Ft. Lauderdale.
Leonard Peltier is now The Vice President in Charge of Native Americna FRelations and will continue to serve as my announcer on my show which is now a Mar-Bran Jim-Far production. We have many other changes due but these are the ones we wanted to share with you. Thank you now for Christ's sake let's all go to bed.


CC: Well there you have it. Jim Farris has a lot of hole' s to fill in the line up but it sounds like Douglas Lain will have a lot more responsiblity. Doctor Kissinger did it sound fair to you?


HK: Well Connie... uhh... well I was suprised at Sy Gold's treatment.


CC: Yes that did seem kind of cold did'nt it?


HK: Cold? they threw him out on his ears Connie.


CC: Thank you Doctor Henry Kissinger. We'll have more on this breaking story as it happens but for now for all of us at here at "Silly Thinking" Good morning and good night.

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