Silly Thinking
*with Jim Farris*
2011494 Curiosities served
Celebrinet Special Holiday Edition
Previous Entry :: Next Entry
Read/Post Comments (0)
Hi everyone and Happy Holidays! It's Tuesday December 23rd so let's go down to Ft. Lauderdale
It's a special Holiday Celebrinet with our old friend Sy Gold...
HO! HO! HO! KIDDIES! and Merry Holidays! This is Santa Gold saying you opened me first!!!!
Poor Martha Stewart!
Christmas is usually her time of the year but not this year!
Martha is usually busy making gingerbread cookies out of lawn cuttings and Xmas Decorations out of human refuse but this year she's in the dumps!
"It's the saddest holiday ever. It's an unwelcome time for me. Very unwelcome."
Said The Queen of the House when asked about her stock scandal that means she could be looking at hard time in the old Greybar Hotel!
The multi-billionaire just don't feel the spirit this year. BOO HOO YOU BIG CHEATER. NEXT TIME TIP THE WAITERS YOU CHEAP SON OF..
OPRAH WINFREY sez there ain't no feud with late night sad sack David Letterman and she wants him to come on down to CHITOWN and appear on her show!
"He's one of the most talented comedians I've ever seen.." says the human corporation that is OP'S.
The Letter-Man has been promoing a SUPERBOWL OF LOVE with hizz- own- self, Oprah, and Doctor Phil, for hizz talk fest in January. No word on whether the Oprah God will jet up to Goth to appear with Dave!
Come on kiddies it's Christmas! Make up and Kiss kiss!!!
America's sweetheart (and our own lil' darlin') Brittney Spears---
WE INTERRUPT THIS FEATURE FOR A BREAKING NEWS REPORT: "HOLIDAY OF TERROR".
Here is Connie Chung in New York.
CC: Good afternoon. This is another in our "Holiday of Terror" Special Reports on the holiday terror threat.
As you may have heard the terror alert level has been raised to ORANGE- HIGH - for the holidays because of increased threats that will rival terrorist activities on September 11th, 2001.
CC:The Department of Homeland Security says that ATTACKS COULD HAPPEN AT ANY TIME! And al Qaida is "fixated" on aircraft to pull off co-ordianted attacks against multiple sites to cause mass casualties over the holidays here in the U.S.
Cargo planes and flights from foreign capitals are of particular interest.
CC:Even though ATTACKS COULD HAPPEN ANYTIME and MASS CASUALTIES ARE IMMINENT the President urges Americans to go on with their Holiday activities and enjoy this special time of year but to STAY VIGILANT AND WATCH FOR TERROR ATTACKS in places where large numbers of people gather.
CC:Tom Ridge said potential targets include (but are not limited to) SHOPPING MALLS, FOOTBALL GAMES, PARADES, and LARGE HOLIDAY GATHERINGS IN RESTAURANTS AND THEME PARKS.
LAS VEGAS SEEMS TO BE HIGH ON al QAIDA'S target list as well.
CC:But as of 3:35 pm eastern standard time no attacks have ocurred YET.
CC:Doctor Henry Kissinger joins me now from an undisclosed location. Good afternoon Doctor Kissinger.
HK: Hello Connie.
CC: Where are you Doctor Kissinger?
HK: It's... uhh.. undisclosed Connie.
<
CC: So you don't know or you can't say?
HK: Uhh... vell, let me see, I know. But I can't say. Dat was a little tricky Connie.
CC: Ha ha. Just trying to get you to slip up there. From your spider hole how does the country look. Are we prepared for Terror or not?
HK: First I did not say I was in a spider hole, you little minx, and second: yes. I beleive I am prepared for any attack that will happen.And so is the country.
CC: But most Americans can't join you and the vice president underground. What can the average American do to protect themselves?
HK: Oh Connie. You caught me. Mister Vice- President is right here. Let me let him answer. Put down the eggnog and talk to Connie...
DC: Well Mrs. Chung you caught us. But there is nothing America should do but enjoy the Holiday's and wait for terror......explo.......ter....hor......
CC: We seem to be losing our signal. Doctor Kissinger or Vice President Chaney can you hear me?
DC...... ter.......millions dead..... I
CC: Well, we seem to have lost our signal. But there you have it. Go about your holiday activities but be aware that TERROR COULD STRIKE AT ANYTIME FROM THE AIR OR LAND OR SEA. It could hit anyone and anything at anytime. There is nothing you can do to stop it.
We will keep you updated on this continuing HOLIDAY OF TERROR as events warrant.
I'm Connie Chung. Happy Holidays. See you later.
Stay with Silly Thinking for BREAKING NEWS on THE HOLIDAY OF TERROR. Silly Thinking a new commitment to journalism
We now rejoin our feature already in progress...
...THE OLSON TWINS NAKED!
Well kiddies that's all from here for now... but how about those naked photo's? WOW EEE WOOO EEE!!!
Stay vigilant and MERRY HOLIDAYS KIDDIES. AND REMEMBER YOU READ HERE FIRST!!!
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. IT'S ALL HERE!!!
It's a special Holiday Celebrinet with our old friend Sy Gold...
HO! HO! HO! KIDDIES! and Merry Holidays! This is Santa Gold saying you opened me first!!!!
Poor Martha Stewart!
Christmas is usually her time of the year but not this year!
Martha is usually busy making gingerbread cookies out of lawn cuttings and Xmas Decorations out of human refuse but this year she's in the dumps!
"It's the saddest holiday ever. It's an unwelcome time for me. Very unwelcome."
Said The Queen of the House when asked about her stock scandal that means she could be looking at hard time in the old Greybar Hotel!
The multi-billionaire just don't feel the spirit this year. BOO HOO YOU BIG CHEATER. NEXT TIME TIP THE WAITERS YOU CHEAP SON OF..
OPRAH WINFREY sez there ain't no feud with late night sad sack David Letterman and she wants him to come on down to CHITOWN and appear on her show!
"He's one of the most talented comedians I've ever seen.." says the human corporation that is OP'S.
The Letter-Man has been promoing a SUPERBOWL OF LOVE with hizz- own- self, Oprah, and Doctor Phil, for hizz talk fest in January. No word on whether the Oprah God will jet up to Goth to appear with Dave!
Come on kiddies it's Christmas! Make up and Kiss kiss!!!
America's sweetheart (and our own lil' darlin') Brittney Spears---
WE INTERRUPT THIS FEATURE FOR A BREAKING NEWS REPORT: "HOLIDAY OF TERROR".
Here is Connie Chung in New York.
CC: Good afternoon. This is another in our "Holiday of Terror" Special Reports on the holiday terror threat.
As you may have heard the terror alert level has been raised to ORANGE- HIGH - for the holidays because of increased threats that will rival terrorist activities on September 11th, 2001.
CC:The Department of Homeland Security says that ATTACKS COULD HAPPEN AT ANY TIME! And al Qaida is "fixated" on aircraft to pull off co-ordianted attacks against multiple sites to cause mass casualties over the holidays here in the U.S.
Cargo planes and flights from foreign capitals are of particular interest.
CC:Even though ATTACKS COULD HAPPEN ANYTIME and MASS CASUALTIES ARE IMMINENT the President urges Americans to go on with their Holiday activities and enjoy this special time of year but to STAY VIGILANT AND WATCH FOR TERROR ATTACKS in places where large numbers of people gather.
CC:Tom Ridge said potential targets include (but are not limited to) SHOPPING MALLS, FOOTBALL GAMES, PARADES, and LARGE HOLIDAY GATHERINGS IN RESTAURANTS AND THEME PARKS.
LAS VEGAS SEEMS TO BE HIGH ON al QAIDA'S target list as well.
CC:But as of 3:35 pm eastern standard time no attacks have ocurred YET.
CC:Doctor Henry Kissinger joins me now from an undisclosed location. Good afternoon Doctor Kissinger.
HK: Hello Connie.
CC: Where are you Doctor Kissinger?
HK: It's... uhh.. undisclosed Connie.
<
CC: So you don't know or you can't say?
HK: Uhh... vell, let me see, I know. But I can't say. Dat was a little tricky Connie.
CC: Ha ha. Just trying to get you to slip up there. From your spider hole how does the country look. Are we prepared for Terror or not?
HK: First I did not say I was in a spider hole, you little minx, and second: yes. I beleive I am prepared for any attack that will happen.And so is the country.
CC: But most Americans can't join you and the vice president underground. What can the average American do to protect themselves?
HK: Oh Connie. You caught me. Mister Vice- President is right here. Let me let him answer. Put down the eggnog and talk to Connie...
DC: Well Mrs. Chung you caught us. But there is nothing America should do but enjoy the Holiday's and wait for terror......explo.......ter....hor......
CC: We seem to be losing our signal. Doctor Kissinger or Vice President Chaney can you hear me?
DC...... ter.......millions dead..... I
CC: Well, we seem to have lost our signal. But there you have it. Go about your holiday activities but be aware that TERROR COULD STRIKE AT ANYTIME FROM THE AIR OR LAND OR SEA. It could hit anyone and anything at anytime. There is nothing you can do to stop it.
We will keep you updated on this continuing HOLIDAY OF TERROR as events warrant.
I'm Connie Chung. Happy Holidays. See you later.
Stay with Silly Thinking for BREAKING NEWS on THE HOLIDAY OF TERROR. Silly Thinking a new commitment to journalism
We now rejoin our feature already in progress...
...THE OLSON TWINS NAKED!
Well kiddies that's all from here for now... but how about those naked photo's? WOW EEE WOOO EEE!!!
Stay vigilant and MERRY HOLIDAYS KIDDIES. AND REMEMBER YOU READ HERE FIRST!!!
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. IT'S ALL HERE!!!
Read/Post Comments (0)
Previous Entry :: Next Entry
Back to Top
