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So You're Chevalier Eyhh?
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Hello "Silly Thinkers"!
And welcome to our Sunday "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".
Today we have a tremendous dead celebrity. A National institution in France and a worldwide ambassador of goodwill.
Ladies and Gentlemen put you hands together for a true patriot!
Mister Maurice Chevalier.
MC?: Dats a right. Dats a right! I'm Chevalier!
Dead Announcer: So, you're Chevalier.
MC?: Dat's a right.
DA: Funny, you don't look like Chevalier.
MC?: I a prove it you... "If the nightingale could sing like you..."
DA: You don't sound like Chevalier or look like Chevalier.
MC?: Yeah. Im a Chevalier.
DA: I don't think so. Let's start again. Ladies and gentlemen Maurice Chevalier!
MC?: Hello hello. Say the secret word and I'm Chevalier.
DA: You're Chevalier?
MC?: Are you dead announcer?
DA: Well, yes I am.
MC?: Then I'm Chevalier. "If the nightingale could sing like you...."
DA: Get him out of here! Ladies and gentlemen I'm terribly sorry. Here is Maurice Chevalier!
ZM: Hi ya mack.
DA: Who are you?
ZM: Why I'm Zeppo Marx.
DA: What? What are you doing here? Were looking for Chevalier.
ZM: I know. I can't kid you. I was supposed to come by and do a bit but I'm just not funny enough to pull it off. But I think Chevalier is coming this way.
DA: Thank you Mister Marx. Finally. Ladies and Gentlemen here he is. Maurice Chevalier!
MC?: Honk! HONK! HONK!
DA: Hey wait a minute. Stop that! Where's Chevalier?
MC?: Honk honk.
DA: You? Your Chevalier? I don't think so.
MC?: Honk.... honk.... honk.
DA: Stop that. Give me back my script.
MC2: Honk honk honkhonkhonk.
DA: Give me that. If you Chevalier proove it.
MC2: Honk honk honk.
DA: I don't hear anything. You don't even open your mouth like Chevalier!
MC?: HONK! HONK! HONK!
DA: Get away from me.... Guards! Guards! Get him out here.
MC?: Honk honk honk...... honk.
DA: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm terribly sorry.
MC?: Honk honk!
DA: Give me back my pants you.... Why you!!!
"Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain" It really is all here. Again and again.
HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK!!!!!!!!!!
HEY COME BACK HERE WITH JIM FARRIS PRESENTS SILLY THINKING WITH DOUGLAS LAIN!!!!!
Are they ready for me yet? What?
And welcome to our Sunday "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".
Today we have a tremendous dead celebrity. A National institution in France and a worldwide ambassador of goodwill.
Ladies and Gentlemen put you hands together for a true patriot!
Mister Maurice Chevalier.
MC?: Dats a right. Dats a right! I'm Chevalier!
Dead Announcer: So, you're Chevalier.
MC?: Dat's a right.
DA: Funny, you don't look like Chevalier.
MC?: I a prove it you... "If the nightingale could sing like you..."
DA: You don't sound like Chevalier or look like Chevalier.
MC?: Yeah. Im a Chevalier.
DA: I don't think so. Let's start again. Ladies and gentlemen Maurice Chevalier!
MC?: Hello hello. Say the secret word and I'm Chevalier.
DA: You're Chevalier?
MC?: Are you dead announcer?
DA: Well, yes I am.
MC?: Then I'm Chevalier. "If the nightingale could sing like you...."
DA: Get him out of here! Ladies and gentlemen I'm terribly sorry. Here is Maurice Chevalier!
ZM: Hi ya mack.
DA: Who are you?
ZM: Why I'm Zeppo Marx.
DA: What? What are you doing here? Were looking for Chevalier.
ZM: I know. I can't kid you. I was supposed to come by and do a bit but I'm just not funny enough to pull it off. But I think Chevalier is coming this way.
DA: Thank you Mister Marx. Finally. Ladies and Gentlemen here he is. Maurice Chevalier!
MC?: Honk! HONK! HONK!
DA: Hey wait a minute. Stop that! Where's Chevalier?
MC?: Honk honk.
DA: You? Your Chevalier? I don't think so.
MC?: Honk.... honk.... honk.
DA: Stop that. Give me back my script.
MC2: Honk honk honkhonkhonk.
DA: Give me that. If you Chevalier proove it.
MC2: Honk honk honk.
DA: I don't hear anything. You don't even open your mouth like Chevalier!
MC?: HONK! HONK! HONK!
DA: Get away from me.... Guards! Guards! Get him out here.
MC?: Honk honk honk...... honk.
DA: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm terribly sorry.
MC?: Honk honk!
DA: Give me back my pants you.... Why you!!!
"Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain" It really is all here. Again and again.
HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK!!!!!!!!!!
HEY COME BACK HERE WITH JIM FARRIS PRESENTS SILLY THINKING WITH DOUGLAS LAIN!!!!!
Are they ready for me yet? What?
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