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Hi everyone and as we thaw out from the big winter ice storm it's time for everyone's favorite weekend bloggy feature! "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities"!
"A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" is brought to you by DR TEX for that lone star thirst. Have you been rated?
Today we have a great dead rock and roll icon for you. The man that put the sweat in leather. One of rock's greatest bad boys. Here he is JIM MORRISON!!!!
JM: Hi ya earthlings.
It's Jim.
Let me tell you something about the afterlife.
This is the end, I'm really dead, the end.
Ha ha ha, man. I been waiting thirty years to do that joke. Christ that's great.
Wooo! Man, I am... that was so great.
You want the dead and you want it now.
I am rolling. Fuck. Look... What?
Wow.
Look man, you guys are like "We're unhappy. Everything is fucked" and thats... all that shit.
Look, life for earthlings is fucked man but, it ain't no picnic up here. And if I can get here (shit) do whatever you want man!
Because nobody's fucking watchin 'cept for God and, shit, and he's very liberal man.
Touch me babe, can't you see that I am really dead. Haaaaa! Woooo! Man. I would like a marmalade sweater...
Cool. Wouldn't that be... oh fuck.
I'm high. Never come down. Never die just high all the fucking time. I'm right at that too high part of fucking bieng high.
For eternity!
It is so fucked... up. Man. Can't talk to anyone 'cept Belushi, man, and he is way fucked up.
I mean FDR came by one day and all I could do is fucking laugh and wave. I am so fucked up!
I mean it would have been fucking great to talk to him about the Nazi's and the Red Cross and shit. All I could do is just fucking laugh and wave.
But look, shit, stay off drugs because if you die high you just stay that way.
Sy Gold: Hi ya kiddies and remember stay off the drugs.
JM: Fuck! What the hell was that?
Sy Gold: I don't know, but remember, you read it here first!
JM: Fuck me. That dude's way out of order. He's not even fucking supposed to be here.
He fuckin' tripped me out. Fuck me. He's the fucking crypt keeper or some shit.
Thank you Jim Morrison.
Did anyone see, no couldn't be. I feel like the air traffic guys in "Close Encounters of A Third Kind".
"You want to report something seven?"
Remember that?
Anyway.
Thank you Jim Morrison. Words to live by.
Join us tommorow for another celebrated dead person on "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities". Then on Monday catch the premiere of "Home Theatre" one of our all new features on Premiere week right here at "Silly Thinking".
"A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" was brought to you by DR. TEX for that lone star thirst. Have you been rated?
"Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" is a copywrited feature.
"Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" IT REALLY IS ALL HERE.
"A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" is brought to you by DR TEX for that lone star thirst. Have you been rated?
Today we have a great dead rock and roll icon for you. The man that put the sweat in leather. One of rock's greatest bad boys. Here he is JIM MORRISON!!!!
JM: Hi ya earthlings.
It's Jim.
Let me tell you something about the afterlife.
This is the end, I'm really dead, the end.
Ha ha ha, man. I been waiting thirty years to do that joke. Christ that's great.
Wooo! Man, I am... that was so great.
You want the dead and you want it now.
I am rolling. Fuck. Look... What?
Wow.
Look man, you guys are like "We're unhappy. Everything is fucked" and thats... all that shit.
Look, life for earthlings is fucked man but, it ain't no picnic up here. And if I can get here (shit) do whatever you want man!
Because nobody's fucking watchin 'cept for God and, shit, and he's very liberal man.
Touch me babe, can't you see that I am really dead. Haaaaa! Woooo! Man. I would like a marmalade sweater...
Cool. Wouldn't that be... oh fuck.
I'm high. Never come down. Never die just high all the fucking time. I'm right at that too high part of fucking bieng high.
For eternity!
It is so fucked... up. Man. Can't talk to anyone 'cept Belushi, man, and he is way fucked up.
I mean FDR came by one day and all I could do is fucking laugh and wave. I am so fucked up!
I mean it would have been fucking great to talk to him about the Nazi's and the Red Cross and shit. All I could do is just fucking laugh and wave.
But look, shit, stay off drugs because if you die high you just stay that way.
Sy Gold: Hi ya kiddies and remember stay off the drugs.
JM: Fuck! What the hell was that?
Sy Gold: I don't know, but remember, you read it here first!
JM: Fuck me. That dude's way out of order. He's not even fucking supposed to be here.
He fuckin' tripped me out. Fuck me. He's the fucking crypt keeper or some shit.
Thank you Jim Morrison.
Did anyone see, no couldn't be. I feel like the air traffic guys in "Close Encounters of A Third Kind".
"You want to report something seven?"
Remember that?
Anyway.
Thank you Jim Morrison. Words to live by.
Join us tommorow for another celebrated dead person on "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities". Then on Monday catch the premiere of "Home Theatre" one of our all new features on Premiere week right here at "Silly Thinking".
"A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" was brought to you by DR. TEX for that lone star thirst. Have you been rated?
"Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" is a copywrited feature.
"Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" IT REALLY IS ALL HERE.
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