Silly Thinking
*with Jim Farris*
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The Marlon Brando Show
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(cue music)
From HOLLYWOOD!
It's "The Marlon Brando Show"
starring Marlon Brando.
Marlon's guest's tonight...
From Washington D.C. with a preview of The State Of The Union Adress, CONNIE CHUNG!
From "Everyone Loves Raymond" actress PATRICIA HEATON!
And musical guest SAL MANILLA!
Plus my backstage look at "The Silly Awards"!
with Sy Henderson and the Marlon Brando Orchestra!
I'm Leonard Peltier!
And now Silly Award winner! MARLON BRANDO!!!!
MB:Thanks. Thank you thank you. Alright. That's enough.
Enough already. Stop it!
Hi ya folks and welcome to the show.
We've got a jam packed show for you today.
A good show. Right Len?
LP: Yes. Yes sir.
MB: Right. A lot to talk about today. How about those Silly Awards on Sunday Len?
LP: Yes.
MB: Folks, did you see the Sillies on Sunday?
MB: Yeah what a show. Leonard and I went. Did you like the show Len?
LP: It was beautiful. Yes!
MB: Yeah it was a cracker jack of a show. We were fortunate to win a couple of things there..
MB:Yeah. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm not big on awards, but it was OK. And the weather there in Portland, Oregon is something. It was dark and grey. Wasn't it Len?
LP: Dark! Yes sir. Stormy.
MB: Yeah, well it was and Len took a crew with him and visited backstage. Roll it.
LP: I'm Leonard Peltier backstage at the "Silly Awards". Let's see what happening.
There's Alan Thicke.
AT: I'm bombing out there! Fucking bombing. My God the audience looks like a still photo from a wedding.
LP: Hello, Alan.
AT: Shit! Didn't you hear what I just said? I'm tanking! Get out of my way.
LP: There's Elliott Gould.
EG: Where's my check?
LP: Ben Lain. Hey little guy how'd it feel winning an award today?
BL: Fine.Ihavetogonowby.
LP: What? What did you say?
LP: Molly. Molly Ringwald.
MR: Yeah?
LP: Are you excited?
MR: No. Not really. If you see that son a bitch Douglas Lain tell him for me--
LP: Elizabeth Taylor?
ET: Hell...o. Where's the buffet? These pieces of shit always have a buffet.
LP: Marlon... Marlon? How's it going?
MB: Get out of my way with that thing you pig!!!
MB: Ha ha ha. Len that was hilarious. You do those things great.
LP: Thank you sir. Yes!
MB: Man I wonder if Liz found the buffet. Ha ha.
Connie Chung on the TV.
CC: Hello, Marlon. Hello everyone.
MB: Chung what the hell are you doing on the TV on TV?
CC: Marlon, I'm here in Washington D.C. to cover the President's State of The Union Adress to the country tonight.
MB: I don't understand. Why aren't you here?
CC: Because I'm in Washington.
MB: Yeah I got that Mister Moto. But why aren't you here? Your a guest on my show and your not here. What the hell?
CC: I'm on the satellite. I'm...
MB: Chung don't lie to me. Your in Washington your on a satellite...ohh boo hoo. TALK LIKE A MAN.
CC: What?
MB: Listen, Connie Chung if you don't come clean I'm going to turn the channel.
CC: I'm not lying, Marlon. I am in Washington and on your show via satellite.
MB: Oh. I get it.
CC: Yes...good... and the President's message tonight is one of hope.
MB: Alright Chung... you lying bastard! That's enough.
Unplug the Chung!
MB: Lying bastard. Patricia Raymond.
PH: Hello Marlon. It's Heaton. Patricia Heaton.
MB: You gonna start?
PH: Nope. Your the man.
MB: I like you, Patty.
PH: Thanks.
MB: So... What?
PH: It's a pleasure to be here and...
MB: So you are Heaton and your on "Raymond". What the hell is that Patty?
PH: TV show. With Ray Romano and Peter Boyle...
MB: Peter Boyle? Is he with you Patty?
PH: On the show...
MB: Son of a bitch. We did mushrooms together once. That old bastard. How is he?
PH: You did mushrooms with Peter Boyle?
MB: Yeah he loved to trip out.
Man those were the days.
Sit in the sun with that old bastard Boyle and just trip our tits off. He had good stuff to.
PH: Uhhh.
MB: Did you ever do LSD or anything Patty?
PH: Uhhh...
MB: You should man. Set you free.
I remember once we took off our pants and ran with these wild horses and they turned out to be cars.
We were really loaded.
Good night.
LP: "The Marlon Brando Show" is a Jim Far Mar Bran production. In association with Doug Wuog and Harpo Productions. Marlon Brando's clothing provided by Worstatex.
MB: One night we got naked. Naked to the world. And screamed and I grabbed a knife.....
LP: This blog is recorded.
Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. It really is all here!
From HOLLYWOOD!
It's "The Marlon Brando Show"
starring Marlon Brando.
Marlon's guest's tonight...
From Washington D.C. with a preview of The State Of The Union Adress, CONNIE CHUNG!
From "Everyone Loves Raymond" actress PATRICIA HEATON!
And musical guest SAL MANILLA!
Plus my backstage look at "The Silly Awards"!
with Sy Henderson and the Marlon Brando Orchestra!
I'm Leonard Peltier!
And now Silly Award winner! MARLON BRANDO!!!!
MB:Thanks. Thank you thank you. Alright. That's enough.
Enough already. Stop it!
Hi ya folks and welcome to the show.
We've got a jam packed show for you today.
A good show. Right Len?
LP: Yes. Yes sir.
MB: Right. A lot to talk about today. How about those Silly Awards on Sunday Len?
LP: Yes.
MB: Folks, did you see the Sillies on Sunday?
MB: Yeah what a show. Leonard and I went. Did you like the show Len?
LP: It was beautiful. Yes!
MB: Yeah it was a cracker jack of a show. We were fortunate to win a couple of things there..
MB:Yeah. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm not big on awards, but it was OK. And the weather there in Portland, Oregon is something. It was dark and grey. Wasn't it Len?
LP: Dark! Yes sir. Stormy.
MB: Yeah, well it was and Len took a crew with him and visited backstage. Roll it.
LP: I'm Leonard Peltier backstage at the "Silly Awards". Let's see what happening.
There's Alan Thicke.
AT: I'm bombing out there! Fucking bombing. My God the audience looks like a still photo from a wedding.
LP: Hello, Alan.
AT: Shit! Didn't you hear what I just said? I'm tanking! Get out of my way.
LP: There's Elliott Gould.
EG: Where's my check?
LP: Ben Lain. Hey little guy how'd it feel winning an award today?
BL: Fine.Ihavetogonowby.
LP: What? What did you say?
LP: Molly. Molly Ringwald.
MR: Yeah?
LP: Are you excited?
MR: No. Not really. If you see that son a bitch Douglas Lain tell him for me--
LP: Elizabeth Taylor?
ET: Hell...o. Where's the buffet? These pieces of shit always have a buffet.
LP: Marlon... Marlon? How's it going?
MB: Get out of my way with that thing you pig!!!
MB: Ha ha ha. Len that was hilarious. You do those things great.
LP: Thank you sir. Yes!
MB: Man I wonder if Liz found the buffet. Ha ha.
Connie Chung on the TV.
CC: Hello, Marlon. Hello everyone.
MB: Chung what the hell are you doing on the TV on TV?
CC: Marlon, I'm here in Washington D.C. to cover the President's State of The Union Adress to the country tonight.
MB: I don't understand. Why aren't you here?
CC: Because I'm in Washington.
MB: Yeah I got that Mister Moto. But why aren't you here? Your a guest on my show and your not here. What the hell?
CC: I'm on the satellite. I'm...
MB: Chung don't lie to me. Your in Washington your on a satellite...ohh boo hoo. TALK LIKE A MAN.
CC: What?
MB: Listen, Connie Chung if you don't come clean I'm going to turn the channel.
CC: I'm not lying, Marlon. I am in Washington and on your show via satellite.
MB: Oh. I get it.
CC: Yes...good... and the President's message tonight is one of hope.
MB: Alright Chung... you lying bastard! That's enough.
Unplug the Chung!
MB: Lying bastard. Patricia Raymond.
PH: Hello Marlon. It's Heaton. Patricia Heaton.
MB: You gonna start?
PH: Nope. Your the man.
MB: I like you, Patty.
PH: Thanks.
MB: So... What?
PH: It's a pleasure to be here and...
MB: So you are Heaton and your on "Raymond". What the hell is that Patty?
PH: TV show. With Ray Romano and Peter Boyle...
MB: Peter Boyle? Is he with you Patty?
PH: On the show...
MB: Son of a bitch. We did mushrooms together once. That old bastard. How is he?
PH: You did mushrooms with Peter Boyle?
MB: Yeah he loved to trip out.
Man those were the days.
Sit in the sun with that old bastard Boyle and just trip our tits off. He had good stuff to.
PH: Uhhh.
MB: Did you ever do LSD or anything Patty?
PH: Uhhh...
MB: You should man. Set you free.
I remember once we took off our pants and ran with these wild horses and they turned out to be cars.
We were really loaded.
Good night.
LP: "The Marlon Brando Show" is a Jim Far Mar Bran production. In association with Doug Wuog and Harpo Productions. Marlon Brando's clothing provided by Worstatex.
MB: One night we got naked. Naked to the world. And screamed and I grabbed a knife.....
LP: This blog is recorded.
Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. It really is all here!
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