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Jim and Doug's BIG Superbowl Preview!
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This is a "Silly Thinking" Special Program!
It's 'Jim and Doug's BIG Superbowl Preview"
Jim and Doug's guest's:
NOAM CHOMSKY!
SHELLY WINTERS!
URSULA K. LE GUIN
LIZA MINNELLI!
and DENNIS KUCINICH!
Jim and Doug's BIG Superbowl Preview is brought to you by...
WILLY WONKA LAFFY TAFFY WITH A JOKE ON EVERYWRAPPER!
DR. TEX FOR THAT LONE STAR THIRST!
KRISPY KREME DONUTS FOR THAT LEGAL HIGH!
GEORGE W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT. HE'S PRESIDENT ALREADY! SEPTIC GREEN FOR THAT SUPERCLEAN SEPTIC TANK CLEAN!
and now here are our really BIG HOST'S! LIVE! from our Pacific Northwest "S.T." Heaquarters.
JIM FARRIS AND DOUGLAS LAIN!
DL: Hello and good morning everyone!
JF Hi folks. Well isn't this exciting? Our BIG Superbowl Preview! How are you today Douglas?
DL: Great! and ready for some Superbowl fun!
JF: Me too. Who do you like in the big game today? I guess that's the question everyone is asking.
DL: Yeah!
JF: Well who do you like?
DL: I... like Denver in three.
JF: Woah! Controversial as always.
DL: Who do you like in the big game, Jim?
JF: Uhhh? Yeah! Let's play! We'll be right back after this word from Dr. Tex!
DL: Why are we here?
JF I don't know. I told them we don't care and don't know anything about it.
DL: I mean are we whores or what? You just say yes to anything they tell us to do.
JF: Look there was no choice. Where have you been anyway? You havent done a posting in over a week and no visuals for three days.
DL: Get off my back. I've got a family and two jobs and responsiblities. I'm doing the best I can so shut up.
JF: Don't tell me to shut up you son of a bitch!
JF:... AND WERE BACK! Doug it's always exciting on Superbowl Sunday. Some say it's America's unofficial holiday.
DL: Yes that's right. And here are some good friends to share the excitment with us.
Ursula Laquine. Welcome to our BIG superbowl preview.
UL: Hello.
DL: Ursula, who do you like in the game today?
UL: What? Who? Oh. I have no idea. I thought we'd be discussing literature and culture. You lied to me.
DL: Ha ha. OK.
JF: And I have Academy Award winning actress Shelly Winters here. Hi Shelly.
SW: Bastard. Where's the bacon and chips?
JF: Shelley, I'll bet you watch the game every year?
SW: Humm? How about a sandwich or something. Pork roast?
JF: Doug. Back to you.
DL: Oh. We'll be right back after this word from Septic Green.
DL: Look I'm leaving this is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.
JF: I know. Look let's just be honest and tell everyone that were not sports fan and don't care about the superbowl and think if you do care that your a mouth breathing parasite.
JF: Welcome back mouth breathing parasites. You know-- Doug and I could care less about football right, Doug?
DL: Oh, I don't know. It's kind of intresting.
JF: You lousy, stinking, ass wipe!
NC: Boys! Boys! I hate to see you fight!
DL: NOAM CHOMSKY!
NC: Yes boys it's me Noam Chomsky! You know fellas on a great Holiday like this one you should set aside your differences and sit back with a cold Bud and some Tostito's and enjoy the game.
I enjoy the superbowl just like all real American's do. Particularly on CBS. Why after the game they have a special episode of "Survivor".
My God who could ask for more?
Why don't you join me and Liza Minnelli as we sing the National Anthem and forget your petty little problems.
Doug suddenly awakens in a cold sweat.
DL: Miriam?!
Miriam Lain: Doug. Doug, what's the matter?
DL: Oh my God, Miriam. I just had the most awful dream, and it was so real.
ML: Doug, it was just a dream. My god your soaked.
DL: I dreamed that Jim and I were hosting a Superbowl special, and we hated each other. Noam Chomsky was there and it was the worst nightmare I've ever had.
ML: Well it was just a dream. Why don't you stay here in bed and I'll make breakfast.
DL: Thank you sweetheart.
ML: Why don't you turn on the TV. I had the cable hooked back up and you know it calms you down.
DL: Hey, Miriam! Why aren't you in church? It's Sunday?
ML: Oh, I don't do that anymore. Since I got the cable hooked back up the TV is my church.
DL: Oh. OK. Hey wait a...
DL: AHHHHHHHH! Miriam? Miriam?
ML: (from kitchen) Just a minute...
DL: Oh my God, what a nightmare.
ML: Bastard! Where's the pork roast?
DL: Shelly Winters? AHHHHHH! I can't wake up! I cant' wake up!!!!!
JF: Witness if you will one Charles Douglas Lain, writer and father of three. Douglas Lain who is trapped in an ongoing nightmare known as... "The Silly Zone"!
This blog was recorded.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. It really is all here!
It's 'Jim and Doug's BIG Superbowl Preview"
Jim and Doug's guest's:
NOAM CHOMSKY!
SHELLY WINTERS!
URSULA K. LE GUIN
LIZA MINNELLI!
and DENNIS KUCINICH!
Jim and Doug's BIG Superbowl Preview is brought to you by...
WILLY WONKA LAFFY TAFFY WITH A JOKE ON EVERYWRAPPER!
DR. TEX FOR THAT LONE STAR THIRST!
KRISPY KREME DONUTS FOR THAT LEGAL HIGH!
GEORGE W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT. HE'S PRESIDENT ALREADY! SEPTIC GREEN FOR THAT SUPERCLEAN SEPTIC TANK CLEAN!
and now here are our really BIG HOST'S! LIVE! from our Pacific Northwest "S.T." Heaquarters.
JIM FARRIS AND DOUGLAS LAIN!
DL: Hello and good morning everyone!
JF Hi folks. Well isn't this exciting? Our BIG Superbowl Preview! How are you today Douglas?
DL: Great! and ready for some Superbowl fun!
JF: Me too. Who do you like in the big game today? I guess that's the question everyone is asking.
DL: Yeah!
JF: Well who do you like?
DL: I... like Denver in three.
JF: Woah! Controversial as always.
DL: Who do you like in the big game, Jim?
JF: Uhhh? Yeah! Let's play! We'll be right back after this word from Dr. Tex!
DL: Why are we here?
JF I don't know. I told them we don't care and don't know anything about it.
DL: I mean are we whores or what? You just say yes to anything they tell us to do.
JF: Look there was no choice. Where have you been anyway? You havent done a posting in over a week and no visuals for three days.
DL: Get off my back. I've got a family and two jobs and responsiblities. I'm doing the best I can so shut up.
JF: Don't tell me to shut up you son of a bitch!
JF:... AND WERE BACK! Doug it's always exciting on Superbowl Sunday. Some say it's America's unofficial holiday.
DL: Yes that's right. And here are some good friends to share the excitment with us.
Ursula Laquine. Welcome to our BIG superbowl preview.
UL: Hello.
DL: Ursula, who do you like in the game today?
UL: What? Who? Oh. I have no idea. I thought we'd be discussing literature and culture. You lied to me.
DL: Ha ha. OK.
JF: And I have Academy Award winning actress Shelly Winters here. Hi Shelly.
SW: Bastard. Where's the bacon and chips?
JF: Shelley, I'll bet you watch the game every year?
SW: Humm? How about a sandwich or something. Pork roast?
JF: Doug. Back to you.
DL: Oh. We'll be right back after this word from Septic Green.
DL: Look I'm leaving this is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.
JF: I know. Look let's just be honest and tell everyone that were not sports fan and don't care about the superbowl and think if you do care that your a mouth breathing parasite.
JF: Welcome back mouth breathing parasites. You know-- Doug and I could care less about football right, Doug?
DL: Oh, I don't know. It's kind of intresting.
JF: You lousy, stinking, ass wipe!
NC: Boys! Boys! I hate to see you fight!
DL: NOAM CHOMSKY!
NC: Yes boys it's me Noam Chomsky! You know fellas on a great Holiday like this one you should set aside your differences and sit back with a cold Bud and some Tostito's and enjoy the game.
I enjoy the superbowl just like all real American's do. Particularly on CBS. Why after the game they have a special episode of "Survivor".
My God who could ask for more?
Why don't you join me and Liza Minnelli as we sing the National Anthem and forget your petty little problems.
Doug suddenly awakens in a cold sweat.
DL: Miriam?!
Miriam Lain: Doug. Doug, what's the matter?
DL: Oh my God, Miriam. I just had the most awful dream, and it was so real.
ML: Doug, it was just a dream. My god your soaked.
DL: I dreamed that Jim and I were hosting a Superbowl special, and we hated each other. Noam Chomsky was there and it was the worst nightmare I've ever had.
ML: Well it was just a dream. Why don't you stay here in bed and I'll make breakfast.
DL: Thank you sweetheart.
ML: Why don't you turn on the TV. I had the cable hooked back up and you know it calms you down.
DL: Hey, Miriam! Why aren't you in church? It's Sunday?
ML: Oh, I don't do that anymore. Since I got the cable hooked back up the TV is my church.
DL: Oh. OK. Hey wait a...
DL: AHHHHHHHH! Miriam? Miriam?
ML: (from kitchen) Just a minute...
DL: Oh my God, what a nightmare.
ML: Bastard! Where's the pork roast?
DL: Shelly Winters? AHHHHHH! I can't wake up! I cant' wake up!!!!!
JF: Witness if you will one Charles Douglas Lain, writer and father of three. Douglas Lain who is trapped in an ongoing nightmare known as... "The Silly Zone"!
This blog was recorded.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. It really is all here!
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