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THIS IS SILLY THINKING BREAKING NEWS.
From New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Hello again. Tonight the big news is all from the democrats. Here are the shocking headlines:
FRONT RUNNER JOE LIEBERMAN QUITS DEMOCRATIC RACE.
OKLAHOMA TO CLOSE TO CALL. Three way tie for first shows Clark first, Edwards second, and Kerry third.
DR. DIZZY DEAN NOT EVEN THIRD ANYWHERE. SAYS HE'S HAPPY WITH SHOWING.
First Leiberman. Who would have ever guessed it would end in ruins for the fiesty Jew who brought down the Gore candidcacy just four long years ago.
Second, Oklahoma is a horse race! Kerry suprising third! Hey Kerry don't count your chickens before they hatch!
Third, Dr. Dean I think you've gone bonkers. You pull out of seven states three weeks into the race. You've won nothing so far and your happy with the results.
We have lying, stupid, and crazy man in the White House already, good doctor, we don't need more.
Bill Pullman what do you think of the results so far?
BP: Well Lieberman dosen't suprise me and he wasn't a front runner Connie. In fact he...
CC: I have to interupt you space monster President man. Senator Joe Lieberman is conceding and speaking right now.
He's saying we must come together (quote) "We've been attacked by enemies.. I offer a mainstream voice that I beleive is right for our country... I may not have shouted the loudest. I am proud for taking the tough positions that weren't popular..."
Obviously he and Doctor Dean are insane.
Rabbi Lieberman says he's proud not to be popular while Dr. Mengala says he's happy to be loosing so much.
President Space Monster what do you make of these insane ravings?
BP: Well Connie I think your bieng a little harsh.. I...
CC: That's what fat head Rather said at CBS!
That's what that bitch Walters said at ABC!
That's what that facist dictator Brokaw said at NBC and that's what my big sexy teddy bear Larry King said at CNN. And now you say that to me Alien monster?
BP: Connie, I didn't finish.
CC: See you later when more results from Oklahoma and New Mexico result in the results from those states.
See you later.
This is Silly Thinking Breaking News
From New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Hello again. Tonight the big news is all from the democrats. Here are the shocking headlines:
FRONT RUNNER JOE LIEBERMAN QUITS DEMOCRATIC RACE.
OKLAHOMA TO CLOSE TO CALL. Three way tie for first shows Clark first, Edwards second, and Kerry third.
DR. DIZZY DEAN NOT EVEN THIRD ANYWHERE. SAYS HE'S HAPPY WITH SHOWING.
First Leiberman. Who would have ever guessed it would end in ruins for the fiesty Jew who brought down the Gore candidcacy just four long years ago.
Second, Oklahoma is a horse race! Kerry suprising third! Hey Kerry don't count your chickens before they hatch!
Third, Dr. Dean I think you've gone bonkers. You pull out of seven states three weeks into the race. You've won nothing so far and your happy with the results.
We have lying, stupid, and crazy man in the White House already, good doctor, we don't need more.
Bill Pullman what do you think of the results so far?
BP: Well Lieberman dosen't suprise me and he wasn't a front runner Connie. In fact he...
CC: I have to interupt you space monster President man. Senator Joe Lieberman is conceding and speaking right now.
He's saying we must come together (quote) "We've been attacked by enemies.. I offer a mainstream voice that I beleive is right for our country... I may not have shouted the loudest. I am proud for taking the tough positions that weren't popular..."
Obviously he and Doctor Dean are insane.
Rabbi Lieberman says he's proud not to be popular while Dr. Mengala says he's happy to be loosing so much.
President Space Monster what do you make of these insane ravings?
BP: Well Connie I think your bieng a little harsh.. I...
CC: That's what fat head Rather said at CBS!
That's what that bitch Walters said at ABC!
That's what that facist dictator Brokaw said at NBC and that's what my big sexy teddy bear Larry King said at CNN. And now you say that to me Alien monster?
BP: Connie, I didn't finish.
CC: See you later when more results from Oklahoma and New Mexico result in the results from those states.
See you later.
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