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Special Report: The Washington Caucuses
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"A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" Will not be seen today so that we may bring you a Special Report from Sllly Thinking News.
The Washington State Caucuses.
And now from Silly Thinking News Headquarters in New York: Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon and welcome to our special report on the Washington state caucuses.
The state caucussing has ended in the Emerald state in the magnificent Pacific Northwest and with thirty eight percent of the vote tallied the results are a shocking defeat for Doctor Howard Dean and a shocking suprise for third place as well.
Here are the numbers as of this hour:
John Kerry doing very well here with 48%
Howard Dean (who was leading here 6 weeks ago) with 31%
And little Dennis Kucinich in third place with 8%.
Dean's decision to come to Washington last Tuesday, when state primaries in other states were leaving him behind, seemed like a last stand in the Pacific Northwest. Dean hosted town meetings and got a good reception. Then he abandoned Washington state saying he had to go to Minnesota which is where he is now,
I guess his staff ran the numbers and found he could not win in one of his strong hold states so he simply moved on.
CC: To discuss all of this is "Silly Thinking" political analyst Henry Kissinger from Paris, France, and the man who played the president in "Independence Day" Bill Pullman in Chicago. Plus Former President Gerald Ford in Arizona.
Good afternoon to all of you.
HK: Hi, Connie.
BP: Hello again, Connie.
GF: Good afternoon, Barbara.
CC: Doctor Kissinger, you and Doctor Dean are both Doctors. As a fellow Doctor What has Doctor Dean done wrong?
HK: Vell Connie, I'll tell you. He is not doing vhat is best for his party. He should run; then stop running when it is no longer likely ve can vin.
CC: Doctor Ford, do you agree?
GF: Kenny, it is a fact that Doctor Dean is no longer a viable candidate for President of the United States of America. I think he should try being President of the border state of Chiwawa Mexico or President of Nutley, New Jersey first...And foremost.
CC: Bill Pullman?
BP: Well Connie, it looks bad for Howard Dean now but--
CC: And how about elf-like Dennis Kucinich?
BP: Connie, Dennis Kucinich is the only true liberal running and I don't think your unflattering--
CC: Blah blah blah. Doctor Kissinger?
HK: Vell Connie I think he's cute as a button nosed child.
CC: Gerald Ford, what are your thoughts on man child Kucinich?
GF: Every time I see him I want a cookie.
CC: Well there you have it. We will be back at eight o'clock on the east coast and five o'clock on the west coast with another special report on the Michigan caucusses also held today.
And be sure to join us tomorrow for Maine primary coverage here at "S.T." And then we'll be back on Tuesday when those decisive southen primaries take place.
I'd like to thank my guests this afternoon, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
HK: It's my pleasure you little poopsy doodle.
CC: Former President Gerald Ford.
GF: Maury, it was my pleasure to be with you this morning.
CC: And presidential actor Bill Pullman.
BP: Yeah, whatever.
CC: I'm Connie Chung in New York. See you later.
This has been a Special Report form Silly Thinking News.
A new dedication to journalism.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. I'm beginning to wonder if we ever had it to begin with.
The Washington State Caucuses.
And now from Silly Thinking News Headquarters in New York: Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon and welcome to our special report on the Washington state caucuses.
The state caucussing has ended in the Emerald state in the magnificent Pacific Northwest and with thirty eight percent of the vote tallied the results are a shocking defeat for Doctor Howard Dean and a shocking suprise for third place as well.
Here are the numbers as of this hour:
John Kerry doing very well here with 48%
Howard Dean (who was leading here 6 weeks ago) with 31%
And little Dennis Kucinich in third place with 8%.
Dean's decision to come to Washington last Tuesday, when state primaries in other states were leaving him behind, seemed like a last stand in the Pacific Northwest. Dean hosted town meetings and got a good reception. Then he abandoned Washington state saying he had to go to Minnesota which is where he is now,
I guess his staff ran the numbers and found he could not win in one of his strong hold states so he simply moved on.
CC: To discuss all of this is "Silly Thinking" political analyst Henry Kissinger from Paris, France, and the man who played the president in "Independence Day" Bill Pullman in Chicago. Plus Former President Gerald Ford in Arizona.
Good afternoon to all of you.
HK: Hi, Connie.
BP: Hello again, Connie.
GF: Good afternoon, Barbara.
CC: Doctor Kissinger, you and Doctor Dean are both Doctors. As a fellow Doctor What has Doctor Dean done wrong?
HK: Vell Connie, I'll tell you. He is not doing vhat is best for his party. He should run; then stop running when it is no longer likely ve can vin.
CC: Doctor Ford, do you agree?
GF: Kenny, it is a fact that Doctor Dean is no longer a viable candidate for President of the United States of America. I think he should try being President of the border state of Chiwawa Mexico or President of Nutley, New Jersey first...And foremost.
CC: Bill Pullman?
BP: Well Connie, it looks bad for Howard Dean now but--
CC: And how about elf-like Dennis Kucinich?
BP: Connie, Dennis Kucinich is the only true liberal running and I don't think your unflattering--
CC: Blah blah blah. Doctor Kissinger?
HK: Vell Connie I think he's cute as a button nosed child.
CC: Gerald Ford, what are your thoughts on man child Kucinich?
GF: Every time I see him I want a cookie.
CC: Well there you have it. We will be back at eight o'clock on the east coast and five o'clock on the west coast with another special report on the Michigan caucusses also held today.
And be sure to join us tomorrow for Maine primary coverage here at "S.T." And then we'll be back on Tuesday when those decisive southen primaries take place.
I'd like to thank my guests this afternoon, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
HK: It's my pleasure you little poopsy doodle.
CC: Former President Gerald Ford.
GF: Maury, it was my pleasure to be with you this morning.
CC: And presidential actor Bill Pullman.
BP: Yeah, whatever.
CC: I'm Connie Chung in New York. See you later.
This has been a Special Report form Silly Thinking News.
A new dedication to journalism.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. I'm beginning to wonder if we ever had it to begin with.
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