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This is a Silly Thinking Special presentation!
ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS!
starring
RAQUEL WELCH!
EDY WILLIAMS!
BURT REYNOLDS!
and ANITA EKBERG!
And now a new way to look at the weather! Here from our SILLY THINKING ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS WEATHER CENTER is STAR RAQUEL WELCH!!!!
RW: Thank you thank you, and welcome to Silly Thinking’s new way to look at the weather: ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STAR’S!
(Applause)
RW: Well, let’s get started with the national outlook! It looks like the east coast is in for more brisk chilly weather with high’s in the upper 30’s and low 40’s. New York and surrounding area’s can expect rain showers and windy conditions.
The mid west is looking at a mild and tranquil day with high’s in the mid 40’s and lows in the mid 20’s. Burrr! Bundle up out there!
In the west, the pacific northwest should expect showers with clearing in California and highs averaging from the mid 50’s to mid 60’s and lows dipping into the mid 40’s.
(Applause)
RW: Thank you thank you. And now for yesterday’s extremes here is my colleague Edy Williams.
(Applause)
EW: Thank you, thank you. Yesterday’s warmest temperature was Laredo, Texas with 84 degree’s. The lowest temp was Wisdom Montana with minus 12 degrees. The wettest spot was… Burt Reynolds pants!
(Applause)
EW: Thank you. Just kidding though, the wettest spot was Hattiesburg, Mississippi with 3.07 inches. That was Burt Reynolds pants!
Raquel.
(Applause)
RW: Oh Edy! Now with tomorrow’s national outlook is the man I had the pleasure to work with in… umm… oh yes, “100 Rifles”. Burt Reynolds!
BR: Thank you Raquel, Edy. Two beautiful women! I feel like I’m on my honeymoon!
(Applause)
BR: No really. OK. Yeah. Tomorrow it looks like the east will get more brisk weather with highs in the upper 30’s. Sounds like my honeymoon.
(Applause)
BR: Ha ha ha Right.
In the mid west a bid colder with highs in the upper 30’s and the west, in California, in Los Angeles. I used to own that town and now I can’t get arrested. But anyway it’s OK. L.A. will be 63 tomorrow.
Raquel how’s the weather in Twin Peaks?
RW: Oh Burt. You’ll never know! Now with our international weather is lovely Anita Ekberg.
AK: Thank you, Raquel. Hello everyone. Europe will have more seasonal late winter temperatures with Belgium, France, Germany, and Holland all with highs in de mid 60’s. Canada will be cold with high’s in the 20’s. Dat’s cocoa weather!
Den in da pacific it’s Australia, Fiji, and Tahiti with high’s in da 90’s.
In da middle east it’s da highs in da 50’s and 60’s and explosions.
Latin America will see San Salvador with a high of 94 and Buenos Aires with da low of 66.
RW: Thank you Anita, Edy, and Burt. I’m Raquel Welch and until we see you next time remember: keep that umbrella handy.
Good night.
This has been a Silly Thinking Special.
When there’s nothing special in you're life there’s always something special at Silly Thinking!
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
We really did used to have it but this ain’t it. But, we did have it at one point. Really.
ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS!
starring
RAQUEL WELCH!
EDY WILLIAMS!
BURT REYNOLDS!
and ANITA EKBERG!
And now a new way to look at the weather! Here from our SILLY THINKING ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS WEATHER CENTER is STAR RAQUEL WELCH!!!!
RW: Thank you thank you, and welcome to Silly Thinking’s new way to look at the weather: ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STAR’S!
(Applause)
RW: Well, let’s get started with the national outlook! It looks like the east coast is in for more brisk chilly weather with high’s in the upper 30’s and low 40’s. New York and surrounding area’s can expect rain showers and windy conditions.
The mid west is looking at a mild and tranquil day with high’s in the mid 40’s and lows in the mid 20’s. Burrr! Bundle up out there!
In the west, the pacific northwest should expect showers with clearing in California and highs averaging from the mid 50’s to mid 60’s and lows dipping into the mid 40’s.
(Applause)
RW: Thank you thank you. And now for yesterday’s extremes here is my colleague Edy Williams.
(Applause)
EW: Thank you, thank you. Yesterday’s warmest temperature was Laredo, Texas with 84 degree’s. The lowest temp was Wisdom Montana with minus 12 degrees. The wettest spot was… Burt Reynolds pants!
(Applause)
EW: Thank you. Just kidding though, the wettest spot was Hattiesburg, Mississippi with 3.07 inches. That was Burt Reynolds pants!
Raquel.
(Applause)
RW: Oh Edy! Now with tomorrow’s national outlook is the man I had the pleasure to work with in… umm… oh yes, “100 Rifles”. Burt Reynolds!
BR: Thank you Raquel, Edy. Two beautiful women! I feel like I’m on my honeymoon!
(Applause)
BR: No really. OK. Yeah. Tomorrow it looks like the east will get more brisk weather with highs in the upper 30’s. Sounds like my honeymoon.
(Applause)
BR: Ha ha ha Right.
In the mid west a bid colder with highs in the upper 30’s and the west, in California, in Los Angeles. I used to own that town and now I can’t get arrested. But anyway it’s OK. L.A. will be 63 tomorrow.
Raquel how’s the weather in Twin Peaks?
RW: Oh Burt. You’ll never know! Now with our international weather is lovely Anita Ekberg.
AK: Thank you, Raquel. Hello everyone. Europe will have more seasonal late winter temperatures with Belgium, France, Germany, and Holland all with highs in de mid 60’s. Canada will be cold with high’s in the 20’s. Dat’s cocoa weather!
Den in da pacific it’s Australia, Fiji, and Tahiti with high’s in da 90’s.
In da middle east it’s da highs in da 50’s and 60’s and explosions.
Latin America will see San Salvador with a high of 94 and Buenos Aires with da low of 66.
RW: Thank you Anita, Edy, and Burt. I’m Raquel Welch and until we see you next time remember: keep that umbrella handy.
Good night.
This has been a Silly Thinking Special.
When there’s nothing special in you're life there’s always something special at Silly Thinking!
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
We really did used to have it but this ain’t it. But, we did have it at one point. Really.
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