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This is a Silly Thinking Special presentation!
ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS!
starring
RAQUEL WELCH!
EDY WILLIAMS!
BURT REYNOLDS!
and ANITA EKBERG!
And now a new way to look at the weather! Here from our SILLY THINKING ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS WEATHER CENTER is STAR RAQUEL WELCH!!!!
RW: Thank you thank you, and welcome to Silly Thinking�s new way to look at the weather: ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STAR�S!
(Applause)
RW: Well, let�s get started with the national outlook! It looks like the east coast is in for more brisk chilly weather with high�s in the upper 30�s and low 40�s. New York and surrounding area�s can expect rain showers and windy conditions.
The mid west is looking at a mild and tranquil day with high�s in the mid 40�s and lows in the mid 20�s. Burrr! Bundle up out there!
In the west, the pacific northwest should expect showers with clearing in California and highs averaging from the mid 50�s to mid 60�s and lows dipping into the mid 40�s.
(Applause)
RW: Thank you thank you. And now for yesterday�s extremes here is my colleague Edy Williams.
(Applause)
EW: Thank you, thank you. Yesterday�s warmest temperature was Laredo, Texas with 84 degree�s. The lowest temp was Wisdom Montana with minus 12 degrees. The wettest spot was� Burt Reynolds pants!
(Applause)
EW: Thank you. Just kidding though, the wettest spot was Hattiesburg, Mississippi with 3.07 inches. That was Burt Reynolds pants!
Raquel.
(Applause)
RW: Oh Edy! Now with tomorrow�s national outlook is the man I had the pleasure to work with in� umm� oh yes, �100 Rifles�. Burt Reynolds!
BR: Thank you Raquel, Edy. Two beautiful women! I feel like I�m on my honeymoon!
(Applause)
BR: No really. OK. Yeah. Tomorrow it looks like the east will get more brisk weather with highs in the upper 30�s. Sounds like my honeymoon.
(Applause)
BR: Ha ha ha Right.
In the mid west a bid colder with highs in the upper 30�s and the west, in California, in Los Angeles. I used to own that town and now I can�t get arrested. But anyway it�s OK. L.A. will be 63 tomorrow.
Raquel how�s the weather in Twin Peaks?
RW: Oh Burt. You�ll never know! Now with our international weather is lovely Anita Ekberg.
AK: Thank you, Raquel. Hello everyone. Europe will have more seasonal late winter temperatures with Belgium, France, Germany, and Holland all with highs in de mid 60�s. Canada will be cold with high�s in the 20�s. Dat�s cocoa weather!
Den in da pacific it�s Australia, Fiji, and Tahiti with high�s in da 90�s.
In da middle east it�s da highs in da 50�s and 60�s and explosions.
Latin America will see San Salvador with a high of 94 and Buenos Aires with da low of 66.
RW: Thank you Anita, Edy, and Burt. I�m Raquel Welch and until we see you next time remember: keep that umbrella handy.
Good night.
This has been a Silly Thinking Special.
When there�s nothing special in you're life there�s always something special at Silly Thinking!
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
We really did used to have it but this ain�t it. But, we did have it at one point. Really.
ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS!
starring
RAQUEL WELCH!
EDY WILLIAMS!
BURT REYNOLDS!
and ANITA EKBERG!
And now a new way to look at the weather! Here from our SILLY THINKING ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STARS WEATHER CENTER is STAR RAQUEL WELCH!!!!
RW: Thank you thank you, and welcome to Silly Thinking�s new way to look at the weather: ALL STAR WEATHER ALL STAR�S!
(Applause)
RW: Well, let�s get started with the national outlook! It looks like the east coast is in for more brisk chilly weather with high�s in the upper 30�s and low 40�s. New York and surrounding area�s can expect rain showers and windy conditions.
The mid west is looking at a mild and tranquil day with high�s in the mid 40�s and lows in the mid 20�s. Burrr! Bundle up out there!
In the west, the pacific northwest should expect showers with clearing in California and highs averaging from the mid 50�s to mid 60�s and lows dipping into the mid 40�s.
(Applause)
RW: Thank you thank you. And now for yesterday�s extremes here is my colleague Edy Williams.
(Applause)
EW: Thank you, thank you. Yesterday�s warmest temperature was Laredo, Texas with 84 degree�s. The lowest temp was Wisdom Montana with minus 12 degrees. The wettest spot was� Burt Reynolds pants!
(Applause)
EW: Thank you. Just kidding though, the wettest spot was Hattiesburg, Mississippi with 3.07 inches. That was Burt Reynolds pants!
Raquel.
(Applause)
RW: Oh Edy! Now with tomorrow�s national outlook is the man I had the pleasure to work with in� umm� oh yes, �100 Rifles�. Burt Reynolds!
BR: Thank you Raquel, Edy. Two beautiful women! I feel like I�m on my honeymoon!
(Applause)
BR: No really. OK. Yeah. Tomorrow it looks like the east will get more brisk weather with highs in the upper 30�s. Sounds like my honeymoon.
(Applause)
BR: Ha ha ha Right.
In the mid west a bid colder with highs in the upper 30�s and the west, in California, in Los Angeles. I used to own that town and now I can�t get arrested. But anyway it�s OK. L.A. will be 63 tomorrow.
Raquel how�s the weather in Twin Peaks?
RW: Oh Burt. You�ll never know! Now with our international weather is lovely Anita Ekberg.
AK: Thank you, Raquel. Hello everyone. Europe will have more seasonal late winter temperatures with Belgium, France, Germany, and Holland all with highs in de mid 60�s. Canada will be cold with high�s in the 20�s. Dat�s cocoa weather!
Den in da pacific it�s Australia, Fiji, and Tahiti with high�s in da 90�s.
In da middle east it�s da highs in da 50�s and 60�s and explosions.
Latin America will see San Salvador with a high of 94 and Buenos Aires with da low of 66.
RW: Thank you Anita, Edy, and Burt. I�m Raquel Welch and until we see you next time remember: keep that umbrella handy.
Good night.
This has been a Silly Thinking Special.
When there�s nothing special in you're life there�s always something special at Silly Thinking!
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
We really did used to have it but this ain�t it. But, we did have it at one point. Really.
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