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BREAKING NEWS: OREGON GOES GAY!
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This is SILLY THINKING BREAKING NEWS.
From our New York World News Silly Thinking News Headquarters in New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good morning. In a shocking new development in the gay marriage crisis Oregon has become the fourth or fifth state, I don't know if you count New Mexico because they did, then they didn't and so on, will start issuing marriage licenses to homo's and lesbians beginning at ten o'clock this morning.
Actually the entire state won't sanction the gay nuptuals just Multnomah County, a heavly populated county encompasing the city of Portland, will.
This came after a judges ruling and a vote by Portland city council.
This morning at 9 am pacific time the County will hold a press conference to explain how this happened so quickly and at 10 BINGO! Mary can get married.
We have Pacific Northwest Silly Thinking editor Douglas Lain on the phone.
Good morning Douglas.
Douglas Lain [on phone]: What? Who is this?
CC: It's Connie Chung in New York.
DL: Do you know what time it is?
CC: Yes. How is this gay marriage crisis affecting the city?
DL: What the hell are you talking about. It's three o'clock in the morning.
CC: Yes I know. Are you getting married today?
DL: I already am married.
CC: I mean legally.
DL: What the fuck....
CC: We have heard that poofters, queens, and women that look like Roy Rogers have been lining up since about seven o'clock last night.
DL: What?
CC: We have heard that poofters...
DL: STOP IT!
CC: I believe we lost our line to Douglas Lain.
Douglas are you there?
CC: We'll have more on this shocking story later this morning. For now I'm Connie Chung in New York. I'll throw it back to Lillith and Ferd Von Halflin with more of "Silly Thinking Daybreak Early Show FunTime Morning Zoo Guys Show". Lillith, Ferd....
This has been SILLY THINKING BREAKING NEWS on the Silly Thinking Daybreak Early Show FunTime Morning Zoo Guys Show.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking Daybreak Early Show FunTime Morning Zoo Guys Show with Lillith and Ferd Van Halflin.
It really is all here!
Oregon Goes Gay.
From our New York World News Silly Thinking News Headquarters in New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good morning. In a shocking new development in the gay marriage crisis Oregon has become the fourth or fifth state, I don't know if you count New Mexico because they did, then they didn't and so on, will start issuing marriage licenses to homo's and lesbians beginning at ten o'clock this morning.
Actually the entire state won't sanction the gay nuptuals just Multnomah County, a heavly populated county encompasing the city of Portland, will.
This came after a judges ruling and a vote by Portland city council.
This morning at 9 am pacific time the County will hold a press conference to explain how this happened so quickly and at 10 BINGO! Mary can get married.
We have Pacific Northwest Silly Thinking editor Douglas Lain on the phone.
Good morning Douglas.
Douglas Lain [on phone]: What? Who is this?
CC: It's Connie Chung in New York.
DL: Do you know what time it is?
CC: Yes. How is this gay marriage crisis affecting the city?
DL: What the hell are you talking about. It's three o'clock in the morning.
CC: Yes I know. Are you getting married today?
DL: I already am married.
CC: I mean legally.
DL: What the fuck....
CC: We have heard that poofters, queens, and women that look like Roy Rogers have been lining up since about seven o'clock last night.
DL: What?
CC: We have heard that poofters...
DL: STOP IT!
CC: I believe we lost our line to Douglas Lain.
Douglas are you there?
CC: We'll have more on this shocking story later this morning. For now I'm Connie Chung in New York. I'll throw it back to Lillith and Ferd Von Halflin with more of "Silly Thinking Daybreak Early Show FunTime Morning Zoo Guys Show". Lillith, Ferd....
This has been SILLY THINKING BREAKING NEWS on the Silly Thinking Daybreak Early Show FunTime Morning Zoo Guys Show.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking Daybreak Early Show FunTime Morning Zoo Guys Show with Lillith and Ferd Van Halflin.
It really is all here!
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