Silly Thinking

And now a special encore edition of "The Marlon Brando Show".

Many regular viewers have asked to see the first "Marlon Brando" episode. So here it is from October 24th, 2003.

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Welcome to "Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" now union made. We are honored to present the premiere of a great new Friday feature. The exclusive home of the new "Marlon Brando Show". So now let's go to Hollywood....


(cue music)
"From Hollywood... it's "The Marlon Brando Show" starring Marlon Brando.

Marlon's guests today are...

Actor Val Kilmer...


Actress Molly Ringwald...


and musical guests: rock band.. The Equivilant Of Nothing...


with Lex Baker and the band...


I'm Chet Hunderford... and now....MARLON BRANDO!!!


MB: Thank you. My dear ladies and gentlemen... welcome to this new thing. Lex?


'Luck be a lady tonight. Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with... luck be a lady tonight. A lady dosent leave her escort... it's not polite.. and it's not nice!'


MB: Val Kilmer.


VK: Hi! Thanks! Hi Marlon.


MB: Val Kilmer. Big strapping man like you. Val Kilmer.


VK: ...yeah.


MB: So you are an actor. What does that mean?


VK (nervous laugh) I... I don't know... I... don't know I guess.


MB: Uhh huh. You are in the movies.


VK: Yeah... I guess... I dunno.


MB: Uhh huh. We did a movie together..


VK We did?


MB: It says we did...


VK: I don't know...


MB: Me neither.. Well did we or not?


VK: I guess. I don't know. I guess I don't know.


MB: You are marvelous.


VK: Oh... Really? I dunno..


MB: No. Don't hide your shed under a bushel. Be a man. You really are. You are marvelous. I love you. I love this man because he his marvelous.


VK: Oh.. really? I don't know.


MB: Yes. I love you. I really do. Big strapping man like you.


VK: Oh... I...


MB: Molly Ringwald.

(applause)


MR: Hi! Thank you. Hi!


MB: Who are you?


MR:... umm... I'm Molly Ringwald.


MB: Dosen't ring a bell.


MR: Well.. first of all I want to say how great it is to be here for me. It's an honor to be on the show with you. You are an idol to me.

(applause)


MB: Thank you dear. That's very sweet. Have you ever been to Ireland?


MR: Yeah. Yes. It's beautiful.


MB: Big strapping Val. Have you ever been to Ireland?


VK: I.. guess. I don't know.


MB: isn't he something? Molly, isn't he something?


MR: Yeah.. I love you Val in "Top Gun" and "Top Secret".. your just so dreamy.


VK: Thanks... I guess...


MB: Dreamy. "Top Gun" and "Top Secret". Dreamy. Molly, my dear,.. you are very sweet.


MR: Thank you.


MB: It's true. You are adorable.But really, in truth now... be honest. What do you do?


MR: Act. I'm an actress.


MB: Truly? Really?


MR: Yeah. in the mov--


MB: That's amazing. I can't believe it. I mean... you remind of a little girl I met once in Bolivia. I was down there for something.. some nothing.. and this little girl came up to me and handed me some flowers. Purple flowers. And she smiled and I took the flowers and she ran away. I called back but it was to late. She was gone. I went back to my hotel room and put those flowers.. those purple flowers... in a vase. The hotel brought a vase up to the room and I ran some water in it and put those flowers in the vase. And everytime I looked at those flowers I thought of that little girl and how she ran away.

(awkward pause)


MR: Uhmmm..


VK: I guess.


OKAY! 'Luck be a lady tonight. Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with... luck be a lady tonight. A lady dosent leave her escort... it's not polite.. and it's not nice!'


MB: What the hell was that? You call that singing? That was nothing. Less than nothing.


(cue music)
"From Hollywood! That was "The Marlon Brando Show" starring Marlon Brando.