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Hey Mouseketeers! It's Jimmie Dodd!
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It's a new day and a new time, but the same dead material.
Here is your host, Dead Announcer!
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to �A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities�, I�m Dead Announcer. We are happy to be part of the weekday lineup here at �S.T.�, we have been on Saturdays and Sundays, so in case you're new to our feature here�s how it works:
We interview dead celebrities.
Uhh...and that's all really. So, without further ado, here�s today�s dead person, the former host of �The Mickey Mouse Club�, Jimmie Dodd!
JD: Hi, all you living and dead mouseketeer�s!
DA: Hello, dead Jimmy. How are you?
JD: �Today is Tuesday, you know what that means? Were going to have a special guest today..�
DA: I remember that song.
JD: Mooska, mouska, meeska,�
DA: Alright, that�s enough of that. So how�s the afterlife treating you?
JD: Is Annette still alive?
DA: Yes, Jimmy Dodd, she is.
JD: My God, she was built like a brick sh�
DA: Alrighty. Do you see Walt around these days?
JD: Disney?
DA: Who else?
JD: No. I avoid him. What a load he was, Mouseketeers. But I do see Mickey all the time.
DA: Mouse� Mickey Mouse? You see Mickey Mouse all the time?
JD: Sure.
DA: But, that�s impossible, he�s still alive.
JD: Nope. He�s dead. Died around 1960. With that Duck. Car accident. Goofy was driving but escaped with minor injuries after bouncing over four miles.
DA: Donald Duck? Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are dead?
JD: Oh yeah.
DA: But, they're on Orange Juice and Breakfast Cereals, they host Cartoon shows and have even been in movies since 1960.
JD: Imposters. Disney covered up their deaths and replaced them with look alikes. Something about the goose that laid golden eggs. He was a real bastard and from what I hear so are his replacements. Here�s Mickey and Donald now.
MM: Ha ha. Hi kids. I�m dead.
DD: Me too Mickey. AGGGHHHPPPFFFMMMMGGHHH! I should have never let my nephews fix the brakes on that car.
DA: So you guys are dead?
MM: How fucking thick are you? Ha ha. Yes. Dead. You know not breathing. Dead Dead Dead.
DD: You idiot. What do you need to know. We�re dead.
DA: Well, we're just about out of time. Is there anything any of you would like to say before we go?
MM: Yes. Hey kids! Fight Senate Bill S.89 and House bill H.R. 163. Don�t become grist for the death machine and fight the draft.
DD: That�s right, kids. Write or call your Senator or Congressman today. Don�t let them start the death machine again!
JD: Now it�s time to say goodbye to all our family� M- i- c-� See ya real soon! K-E-Y� Why? because we like you and don�t want you to die in an ungodly war! M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse�
DD: God damn it! Donald Duck!
JD: Mickey Mouse!
DD: Dodd, you ass- hole! Donald Duck!
JD: Forever let us hold our banners high. HIGH! HIGH! MICKEY! ALL HALE MICKEY MOUSE! THE KING OF THE AFTERLIFE!!!
DA: Well that was something. See ya next week!
ST. IS!
�A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities�
It's a new day and a new time, but the same dead material.
Here is your host, Dead Announcer!
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to �A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities�, I�m Dead Announcer. We are happy to be part of the weekday lineup here at �S.T.�, we have been on Saturdays and Sundays, so in case you're new to our feature here�s how it works:
We interview dead celebrities.
Uhh...and that's all really. So, without further ado, here�s today�s dead person, the former host of �The Mickey Mouse Club�, Jimmie Dodd!
JD: Hi, all you living and dead mouseketeer�s!
DA: Hello, dead Jimmy. How are you?
JD: �Today is Tuesday, you know what that means? Were going to have a special guest today..�
DA: I remember that song.
JD: Mooska, mouska, meeska,�
DA: Alright, that�s enough of that. So how�s the afterlife treating you?
JD: Is Annette still alive?
DA: Yes, Jimmy Dodd, she is.
JD: My God, she was built like a brick sh�
DA: Alrighty. Do you see Walt around these days?
JD: Disney?
DA: Who else?
JD: No. I avoid him. What a load he was, Mouseketeers. But I do see Mickey all the time.
DA: Mouse� Mickey Mouse? You see Mickey Mouse all the time?
JD: Sure.
DA: But, that�s impossible, he�s still alive.
JD: Nope. He�s dead. Died around 1960. With that Duck. Car accident. Goofy was driving but escaped with minor injuries after bouncing over four miles.
DA: Donald Duck? Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are dead?
JD: Oh yeah.
DA: But, they're on Orange Juice and Breakfast Cereals, they host Cartoon shows and have even been in movies since 1960.
JD: Imposters. Disney covered up their deaths and replaced them with look alikes. Something about the goose that laid golden eggs. He was a real bastard and from what I hear so are his replacements. Here�s Mickey and Donald now.
MM: Ha ha. Hi kids. I�m dead.
DD: Me too Mickey. AGGGHHHPPPFFFMMMMGGHHH! I should have never let my nephews fix the brakes on that car.
DA: So you guys are dead?
MM: How fucking thick are you? Ha ha. Yes. Dead. You know not breathing. Dead Dead Dead.
DD: You idiot. What do you need to know. We�re dead.
DA: Well, we're just about out of time. Is there anything any of you would like to say before we go?
MM: Yes. Hey kids! Fight Senate Bill S.89 and House bill H.R. 163. Don�t become grist for the death machine and fight the draft.
DD: That�s right, kids. Write or call your Senator or Congressman today. Don�t let them start the death machine again!
JD: Now it�s time to say goodbye to all our family� M- i- c-� See ya real soon! K-E-Y� Why? because we like you and don�t want you to die in an ungodly war! M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse�
DD: God damn it! Donald Duck!
JD: Mickey Mouse!
DD: Dodd, you ass- hole! Donald Duck!
JD: Forever let us hold our banners high. HIGH! HIGH! MICKEY! ALL HALE MICKEY MOUSE! THE KING OF THE AFTERLIFE!!!
DA: Well that was something. See ya next week!
ST. IS!
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