Silly Thinking
*with Jim Farris*
2011611 Curiosities served
Hey Mouseketeers! It's Jimmie Dodd!
Previous Entry :: Next Entry
And now our internet award winning feature
It's a new day and a new time, but the same dead material.
Here is your host, Dead Announcer!
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”, I’m Dead Announcer. We are happy to be part of the weekday lineup here at “S.T.”, we have been on Saturdays and Sundays, so in case you're new to our feature here’s how it works:
We interview dead celebrities.
Uhh...and that's all really. So, without further ado, here’s today’s dead person, the former host of “The Mickey Mouse Club”, Jimmie Dodd!
JD: Hi, all you living and dead mouseketeer’s!
DA: Hello, dead Jimmy. How are you?
JD: ‘Today is Tuesday, you know what that means? Were going to have a special guest today..’
DA: I remember that song.
JD: Mooska, mouska, meeska,…
DA: Alright, that’s enough of that. So how’s the afterlife treating you?
JD: Is Annette still alive?
DA: Yes, Jimmy Dodd, she is.
JD: My God, she was built like a brick sh…
DA: Alrighty. Do you see Walt around these days?
JD: Disney?
DA: Who else?
JD: No. I avoid him. What a load he was, Mouseketeers. But I do see Mickey all the time.
DA: Mouse… Mickey Mouse? You see Mickey Mouse all the time?
JD: Sure.
DA: But, that’s impossible, he’s still alive.
JD: Nope. He’s dead. Died around 1960. With that Duck. Car accident. Goofy was driving but escaped with minor injuries after bouncing over four miles.
DA: Donald Duck? Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are dead?
JD: Oh yeah.
DA: But, they're on Orange Juice and Breakfast Cereals, they host Cartoon shows and have even been in movies since 1960.
JD: Imposters. Disney covered up their deaths and replaced them with look alikes. Something about the goose that laid golden eggs. He was a real bastard and from what I hear so are his replacements. Here’s Mickey and Donald now.
MM: Ha ha. Hi kids. I’m dead.
DD: Me too Mickey. AGGGHHHPPPFFFMMMMGGHHH! I should have never let my nephews fix the brakes on that car.
DA: So you guys are dead?
MM: How fucking thick are you? Ha ha. Yes. Dead. You know not breathing. Dead Dead Dead.
DD: You idiot. What do you need to know. We’re dead.
DA: Well, we're just about out of time. Is there anything any of you would like to say before we go?
MM: Yes. Hey kids! Fight Senate Bill S.89 and House bill H.R. 163. Don’t become grist for the death machine and fight the draft.
DD: That’s right, kids. Write or call your Senator or Congressman today. Don’t let them start the death machine again!
JD: Now it’s time to say goodbye to all our family… M- i- c-… See ya real soon! K-E-Y… Why? because we like you and don’t want you to die in an ungodly war! M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse…
DD: God damn it! Donald Duck!
JD: Mickey Mouse!
DD: Dodd, you ass- hole! Donald Duck!
JD: Forever let us hold our banners high. HIGH! HIGH! MICKEY! ALL HALE MICKEY MOUSE! THE KING OF THE AFTERLIFE!!!
DA: Well that was something. See ya next week!
ST. IS!
“A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”
It's a new day and a new time, but the same dead material.
Here is your host, Dead Announcer!
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”, I’m Dead Announcer. We are happy to be part of the weekday lineup here at “S.T.”, we have been on Saturdays and Sundays, so in case you're new to our feature here’s how it works:
We interview dead celebrities.
Uhh...and that's all really. So, without further ado, here’s today’s dead person, the former host of “The Mickey Mouse Club”, Jimmie Dodd!
JD: Hi, all you living and dead mouseketeer’s!
DA: Hello, dead Jimmy. How are you?
JD: ‘Today is Tuesday, you know what that means? Were going to have a special guest today..’
DA: I remember that song.
JD: Mooska, mouska, meeska,…
DA: Alright, that’s enough of that. So how’s the afterlife treating you?
JD: Is Annette still alive?
DA: Yes, Jimmy Dodd, she is.
JD: My God, she was built like a brick sh…
DA: Alrighty. Do you see Walt around these days?
JD: Disney?
DA: Who else?
JD: No. I avoid him. What a load he was, Mouseketeers. But I do see Mickey all the time.
DA: Mouse… Mickey Mouse? You see Mickey Mouse all the time?
JD: Sure.
DA: But, that’s impossible, he’s still alive.
JD: Nope. He’s dead. Died around 1960. With that Duck. Car accident. Goofy was driving but escaped with minor injuries after bouncing over four miles.
DA: Donald Duck? Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are dead?
JD: Oh yeah.
DA: But, they're on Orange Juice and Breakfast Cereals, they host Cartoon shows and have even been in movies since 1960.
JD: Imposters. Disney covered up their deaths and replaced them with look alikes. Something about the goose that laid golden eggs. He was a real bastard and from what I hear so are his replacements. Here’s Mickey and Donald now.
MM: Ha ha. Hi kids. I’m dead.
DD: Me too Mickey. AGGGHHHPPPFFFMMMMGGHHH! I should have never let my nephews fix the brakes on that car.
DA: So you guys are dead?
MM: How fucking thick are you? Ha ha. Yes. Dead. You know not breathing. Dead Dead Dead.
DD: You idiot. What do you need to know. We’re dead.
DA: Well, we're just about out of time. Is there anything any of you would like to say before we go?
MM: Yes. Hey kids! Fight Senate Bill S.89 and House bill H.R. 163. Don’t become grist for the death machine and fight the draft.
DD: That’s right, kids. Write or call your Senator or Congressman today. Don’t let them start the death machine again!
JD: Now it’s time to say goodbye to all our family… M- i- c-… See ya real soon! K-E-Y… Why? because we like you and don’t want you to die in an ungodly war! M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse…
DD: God damn it! Donald Duck!
JD: Mickey Mouse!
DD: Dodd, you ass- hole! Donald Duck!
JD: Forever let us hold our banners high. HIGH! HIGH! MICKEY! ALL HALE MICKEY MOUSE! THE KING OF THE AFTERLIFE!!!
DA: Well that was something. See ya next week!
ST. IS!
Previous Entry :: Next Entry
Back to Top
