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�Smallville� star Tom Wellig!

Democratic Presidential Candidate Dennis Kucinich!

Actress Angela Lansbury!

And DJ X Jazzy Goldstein and MB turntable

I�m Len Peltier. And now Johnny Depp�s close, personal friend! MB.

MB: Hey! Thank you all. Thank you for coming. Thank you my dear ones.
Hey Len!

LP: What it is, sir.

MB: Right. Hey Len, how about this brand new set!

MB: We even have a new audience! Isn't it beautiful!

MB: But what about this new set! Isn�t this beautiful?

LP: Cool!

MB: Yeah. But where the hell am I? No desk, no chairs, nothing. Just all these goddamn plants.

LP: Cool!

MB: And Len, aren�t you in color now?

LP: Yes! I am in color now.

MB: Great kid. And we got a DJ, Mister X Jazzy Goldstein. Good evening to you sir.

DJXJG: Good evening Mister Brando, it�s an honor to be here.

MB: It�s an honor to have you on our show.

LP: DJ X Jazzy Goldstein is the man! Yes!

MB: Right you are chemosabe. Now we were supposed to have Kerry, John Kerry on the show. You know he�s running for President, but he got hurt and went in for shoulder surgery or something so he won�t be on the show tonight. But he�s doing well and we wish him well and hope he can be with us real soon.
Superboy.

TW: Hi! Hello Mister Brando. It�s an honor to meet you.

MB: My God! What a good looking young man.

TW: Thank you.

MB: No, you are, you are a good looking person. My God! How cute is this boy?

TW: Ahh, stop it.

MB: I know, I�m sorry. It�s embarrassing. I used to get that a lot from traveling salesman in New York when I was just starting out.

TW:�

LP:�

MB: So you�re, Superboy?

TW: Well yeah. I play Clark Kent on �Smallville�.

MB: On the WB. What the hell is the WB?

TW: The WB. Oh, it�s a network. TV network.

MB: You're shitting me�.

TW: No. It�s the Warner Brothers Network.

MB: No shit. They got a network?

TW: Yeah. I hope so �cause I�m on it.

MB: The Warner Brothers got their own network and all I got was this little dog and pony show on the computer. That Jack Warner was a pimp anyway. So you're Superboy.

TW: Well, it�s the early part of the Superman story in Smallville with the Kent�s. It�s Superman in high school.

MB: Superboy in high school. You know I played your father J�orel.

TW: Yeah in the movie right?

MB: Yeah in the movie. Where�d you think, in your pants?

TW: No. I just�

MB: Yes in the movie with Chris Reeves. I think he committed suicide. It�s a shame.

TW: No, he fell off a horse.

MB: Something. Anyway� I think we're related.

TW: Yeah, OK.

MB: Can I call you my son?

TW: I guess so.

MB: Son. Ha ha. Dennis Kucinich.

DK: Hello, Mister Brando. DJ nice to see you. Leonard. Tom.

MB: You are tiny.

DK: Yes, I know.

MB: I mean you really are. But isn�t my son cute?

DK: Well� I don�t know if I�d say that. But you are a good looking man.

MB: Seeing a little guy in a suit say that brings me right back to those traveling salesman. But anyway, you're� what? What the hell are you doing?

DK: I am running for President.

MB: Yeah. Right. Look Dennis, it�s over now.

DK: We�ve got a movement going. I just want to make sure that John Kerry, by the way I do hope he recovers alright, were with you John! I just want to make sure John Kerry is running for all Democrats.

MB: Oh.

DK: I�m going to fight for�

MB: If you say fight for the little guy I�m going to wet my pants.

DK: The disenfranchised in this process.

MB: You�re a man. You stand up for what you believe in, at least I think you're standing.

DK:�

MB: Ha ha ha. Angela Lansbury.

AL: Hello. Hello Marlon.

MB: Angela Lansbury. You look marvelous.

AL: Thank you.

MB: You know I loved you on �Macmillan And Wife� solving those crimes. You were terrific.

AL: �Murder She Wrote�. Thank you. We had a good run with that.

MB: �Murder She Wrote� I�m sorry darling, of course it was �Murder She Wrote�. People got killed everywhere you went on that thing.

AL: Yes. I wouldn�t have invited me for dinner�

MB: Marvelous. Goodnight.

LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Mar-Bran. Jim-Far, Doug- Woug, Harpo Productions Production.
Marlon Brando�s wardrobe by Abercrombie and Fitch.
This blog was recorded.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011613 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-04-01 2:34 AM Marlon Brando Previous Entry :: Next Entry Today On MB: �Smallville� star Tom Wellig! Democratic Presidential Candidate Dennis Kucinich! Actress Angela Lansbury! And DJ X Jazzy Goldstein and MB turntable I�m Len Peltier. And now Johnny Depp�s close, personal friend! MB. MB: Hey! Thank you all. Thank you for coming. Thank you my dear ones. Hey Len! LP: What it is, sir. MB: Right. Hey Len, how about this brand new set! MB: We even have a new audience! Isn't it beautiful! MB: But what about this new set! Isn�t this beautiful? LP: Cool! MB: Yeah. But where the hell am I? No desk, no chairs, nothing. Just all these goddamn plants. LP: Cool! MB: And Len, aren�t you in color now? LP: Yes! I am in color now. MB: Great kid. And we got a DJ, Mister X Jazzy Goldstein. Good evening to you sir. DJXJG: Good evening Mister Brando, it�s an honor to be here. MB: It�s an honor to have you on our show. LP: DJ X Jazzy Goldstein is the man! Yes! MB: Right you are chemosabe. Now we were supposed to have Kerry, John Kerry on the show. You know he�s running for President, but he got hurt and went in for shoulder surgery or something so he won�t be on the show tonight. But he�s doing well and we wish him well and hope he can be with us real soon. Superboy. TW: Hi! Hello Mister Brando. It�s an honor to meet you. MB: My God! What a good looking young man. TW: Thank you. MB: No, you are, you are a good looking person. My God! How cute is this boy? TW: Ahh, stop it. MB: I know, I�m sorry. It�s embarrassing. I used to get that a lot from traveling salesman in New York when I was just starting out. TW:� LP:� MB: So you�re, Superboy? TW: Well yeah. I play Clark Kent on �Smallville�. MB: On the WB. What the hell is the WB? TW: The WB. Oh, it�s a network. TV network. MB: You're shitting me�. TW: No. It�s the Warner Brothers Network. MB: No shit. They got a network? TW: Yeah. I hope so �cause I�m on it. MB: The Warner Brothers got their own network and all I got was this little dog and pony show on the computer. That Jack Warner was a pimp anyway. So you're Superboy. TW: Well, it�s the early part of the Superman story in Smallville with the Kent�s. It�s Superman in high school. MB: Superboy in high school. You know I played your father J�orel. TW: Yeah in the movie right? MB: Yeah in the movie. Where�d you think, in your pants? TW: No. I just� MB: Yes in the movie with Chris Reeves. I think he committed suicide. It�s a shame. TW: No, he fell off a horse. MB: Something. Anyway� I think we're related. TW: Yeah, OK. MB: Can I call you my son? TW: I guess so. MB: Son. Ha ha. Dennis Kucinich. DK: Hello, Mister Brando. DJ nice to see you. Leonard. Tom. MB: You are tiny. DK: Yes, I know. MB: I mean you really are. But isn�t my son cute? DK: Well� I don�t know if I�d say that. But you are a good looking man. MB: Seeing a little guy in a suit say that brings me right back to those traveling salesman. But anyway, you're� what? What the hell are you doing? DK: I am running for President. MB: Yeah. Right. Look Dennis, it�s over now. DK: We�ve got a movement going. I just want to make sure that John Kerry, by the way I do hope he recovers alright, were with you John! I just want to make sure John Kerry is running for all Democrats. MB: Oh. DK: I�m going to fight for� MB: If you say fight for the little guy I�m going to wet my pants. DK: The disenfranchised in this process. MB: You�re a man. You stand up for what you believe in, at least I think you're standing. DK:� MB: Ha ha ha. Angela Lansbury. AL: Hello. Hello Marlon. MB: Angela Lansbury. You look marvelous. AL: Thank you. MB: You know I loved you on �Macmillan And Wife� solving those crimes. You were terrific. AL: �Murder She Wrote�. Thank you. We had a good run with that. MB: �Murder She Wrote� I�m sorry darling, of course it was �Murder She Wrote�. People got killed everywhere you went on that thing. AL: Yes. I wouldn�t have invited me for dinner� MB: Marvelous. Goodnight. LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Mar-Bran. Jim-Far, Doug- Woug, Harpo Productions Production. Marlon Brando�s wardrobe by Abercrombie and Fitch. This blog was recorded. ST IS. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top

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