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On the Cover

Young, Gay, Republican!

Plus:

STSpaces

Clean out the garage and get ready for your new indoor herb garden.

STStar Interview:

One on one with THE OLSON TWINS!

STAcross America:

We know they're good to go, but will the Republicans win in �04?

And STSummer fashion!

The Bikini!

KB: Hi everyone and welcome to STMagazine, I�m your host Kelly Bright.
We know they're out there, or in there. Who are they? Well, they're gay, young, and republican. I found out a lot about them in this weeks COVER STORY.

KB: Bobby Sanchez lives in Pacoima, California with his illegally immigrated parents, Jaunita and Salvador. I sat down with the family in their home.

KB: Jaunita, hello.

JS: Hello Kelly.

KB: Jaunita, your son Bobby is an average 16 year old and he�s gay and republican.

JS: Yes, that�s right.

KB: Bobby, do you love your parents?

BS: Yes.

KB: That�s good, how did you know you were republican?

BS: I was different from the other kids and favored a tax on school lunches and a strict regimented dress code.

KB: Salvador, how did that make you feel?

SS: Well, you know, we love him no matter what�

KB: I then talked to Suzie Hedgesmith and her mom and dad in Ridgeport, Vermont.

KB: Suzie, your 15 and a lesbian.

SH: Yeah.

KB: Are you voting for George Bush?

SH: he�s cool, he�s my hero after fighting the Taliban and stuff.

KB: Mrs. Hedgesmith, how does that make you feel?

Mrs. H: Well we raised Suzie to think her own mind, and she does.

KB: Finally, I talked to Larry Finley in Brokenridge Kansas.

KB: Larry, your parents are dead. How long have you been parentless?

LF: about 3 months.

KB: I�m sorry.

LF: It�s OK. You know, you move on with compassionate conservatism.

KB: Is that how you get threw the days and nights all alone?

LF: Yeah, after my folks died I gained great strength from reading about George Bush; and my boy friend, my second uncle, Tom.

KB: Interesting isn�t it? Three kids from different backgrounds who are young, gay and republican. Now get ready to clean out the garage! Here�s our home editor, Doctor Tom with today�s household tip.

DT: Hi! Have some extra space in that old garage? It�s easy, just clean out a vacant corner, spread some cat litter over any oil spots and lay down 50 pounds of mulch. Plant your favorite indoor plants like, mushrooms, pickinines, or hemp, get some 500 watt grow lights and in a few weeks that useless eyesore is a beautiful indoor garden! Kelly!

KB: Great Doctor Tom! Now here�s Sy Gold with STStar interview.

SG: Thanks Kelly, hi ya kiddies and remember you read it here first! I�m here with the Olson Twins, hi girls.

OT: Hi.

SG: You girls are cuties, how�d you get so cute?

OT: We don�t know, he ha ha he he.

SG You girls grew up on TV didn�t you?

OT: Yeah�

SG: And now you have company that makes movies and your company made 3.7 billion dollars last year, wow.

OT: Yeah�

SG want to get married?

OT: Your cute.

KB: Thanks Sy, my they have grown up! Here�s Frank Perch with STAcross America!

FP: Thanks Kelly. This is Frank Perch for STAcross America! I traveled to Coco beach Florida too find out if the republicans can win in �04. I talked to republican co- chair for Florida, Susan Flood.
Susan, the republicans look like their in trouble.

SF: Not true Frank! We have just begun to fight and with George Bush and his white house team in a war on terror we will win.

FP: There you have it from the horses mouth. Kelly, back to you�.

KB: Thanks Frank. Well what�s hot for young blond women on the beach this summer? Here�s STFashion.

KB: as you can see it�s BIKINI�S BIKINI�S BIKINI�S! And this year less is more! These blond bikini clad beauties assure me that this summer is going to be extra hot thanks to global warming! That�s good news for the guys who go girl watching where two straps and a little sun tan oil mean it�s BIKINI�S BIKINI�S BIKINI�S!

KB: That�s STMagazine for this week. Hope you like it. See you next week!

ST IS!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011616 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-04-03 3:13 AM STMagazine Previous Entry :: Next Entry STMagazine On the Cover Young, Gay, Republican! Plus: STSpaces Clean out the garage and get ready for your new indoor herb garden. STStar Interview: One on one with THE OLSON TWINS! STAcross America: We know they're good to go, but will the Republicans win in �04? And STSummer fashion! The Bikini! KB: Hi everyone and welcome to STMagazine, I�m your host Kelly Bright. We know they're out there, or in there. Who are they? Well, they're gay, young, and republican. I found out a lot about them in this weeks COVER STORY. KB: Bobby Sanchez lives in Pacoima, California with his illegally immigrated parents, Jaunita and Salvador. I sat down with the family in their home. KB: Jaunita, hello. JS: Hello Kelly. KB: Jaunita, your son Bobby is an average 16 year old and he�s gay and republican. JS: Yes, that�s right. KB: Bobby, do you love your parents? BS: Yes. KB: That�s good, how did you know you were republican? BS: I was different from the other kids and favored a tax on school lunches and a strict regimented dress code. KB: Salvador, how did that make you feel? SS: Well, you know, we love him no matter what� KB: I then talked to Suzie Hedgesmith and her mom and dad in Ridgeport, Vermont. KB: Suzie, your 15 and a lesbian. SH: Yeah. KB: Are you voting for George Bush? SH: he�s cool, he�s my hero after fighting the Taliban and stuff. KB: Mrs. Hedgesmith, how does that make you feel? Mrs. H: Well we raised Suzie to think her own mind, and she does. KB: Finally, I talked to Larry Finley in Brokenridge Kansas. KB: Larry, your parents are dead. How long have you been parentless? LF: about 3 months. KB: I�m sorry. LF: It�s OK. You know, you move on with compassionate conservatism. KB: Is that how you get threw the days and nights all alone? LF: Yeah, after my folks died I gained great strength from reading about George Bush; and my boy friend, my second uncle, Tom. KB: Interesting isn�t it? Three kids from different backgrounds who are young, gay and republican. Now get ready to clean out the garage! Here�s our home editor, Doctor Tom with today�s household tip. DT: Hi! Have some extra space in that old garage? It�s easy, just clean out a vacant corner, spread some cat litter over any oil spots and lay down 50 pounds of mulch. Plant your favorite indoor plants like, mushrooms, pickinines, or hemp, get some 500 watt grow lights and in a few weeks that useless eyesore is a beautiful indoor garden! Kelly! KB: Great Doctor Tom! Now here�s Sy Gold with STStar interview. SG: Thanks Kelly, hi ya kiddies and remember you read it here first! I�m here with the Olson Twins, hi girls. OT: Hi. SG: You girls are cuties, how�d you get so cute? OT: We don�t know, he ha ha he he. SG You girls grew up on TV didn�t you? OT: Yeah� SG: And now you have company that makes movies and your company made 3.7 billion dollars last year, wow. OT: Yeah� SG want to get married? OT: Your cute. KB: Thanks Sy, my they have grown up! Here�s Frank Perch with STAcross America! FP: Thanks Kelly. This is Frank Perch for STAcross America! I traveled to Coco beach Florida too find out if the republicans can win in �04. I talked to republican co- chair for Florida, Susan Flood. Susan, the republicans look like their in trouble. SF: Not true Frank! We have just begun to fight and with George Bush and his white house team in a war on terror we will win. FP: There you have it from the horses mouth. Kelly, back to you�. KB: Thanks Frank. Well what�s hot for young blond women on the beach this summer? Here�s STFashion. KB: as you can see it�s BIKINI�S BIKINI�S BIKINI�S! And this year less is more! These blond bikini clad beauties assure me that this summer is going to be extra hot thanks to global warming! That�s good news for the guys who go girl watching where two straps and a little sun tan oil mean it�s BIKINI�S BIKINI�S BIKINI�S! KB: That�s STMagazine for this week. Hope you like it. See you next week! ST IS! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top