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The Marlon Brando Birthday Bash!
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This is a STSpecial presentation!
A special edition of “Marlon Brando” celebrating his 80th birthday!
With Marlon’s special guest host: Johnny Depp.
Special guest’s:
Robert De Niro!
Tony Bennett!
Francis Ford Coppola!
President Bill Clinton!
Larry King!
Angie Dickinson!
Marlon Brando Island Children’s Choir!
Val Kilmer!
Crispin Glover!
Miss Elizabeth Taylor!
and a few surprises!
With DJ X Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier. And now here’s Johnny Depp and the birthday boy himself! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Oh, thank you, thank you. Bona Sera, dear ones. God bless you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
JD: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, before we get started I just want to say; Marlon, what an honor it is to be here hosting your birthday bash. And how lucky we are to have you, the greatest actor of your generation and a true gentle man, with us today and everyday.
MB: Oh, thank you Johnny, you are a too kind. I’m just a whore who can smile.
JD: Well, whatever, anyway, we’ve got a big show for you today Marlon, so just sit back and relax.
MB: Bona sera, bona sera.
JD: Tony Bennett!
TB: Hi folks. You are to much Mister B! And now to help me sing Happy Birthday Marlon Brando, here is K.D. LANG everybody!
KD: Hi, Happy Birthday Mister Brando.
MB: Yeah. Thanks, pal.
TB and KD: “Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Godfather, Jorel, Stanley Kowalski, Wild One, Marlon Brando,
Happy Birthday…
TB: Come on everybody!!!
TB and KD: ..to you!!!
TB: You are too much daddy. Too much!
JD: Thank you, Tony and K.D…
MB: Those two guys can sing up a storm. Never heard anything like it.
JD: Yeah, great! Here’s a great admirer of yours Marlon, President Bill Clinton!
BC: Hi. Mister Brando it’s an honor.
MB: Bona Sera, Mister President, bona sera.
BC: Marlon Brando, you are an American treasure. During my days at the White House I was inspired by your great performances in films like “The Godfather”, “Apocalypse Now”, and my personal favorite movie of all time, “Last Tango In Paris”. There were nights where I was sitting alone in the oval office and I would just put “Last Tango” on and watch it all alone. It was gratifying.
MB: Alone. Really…
BC: Most of the time, Marlon Brando it is my great honor to bestow upon you the Ex-Presidential Legion of American Merit Award. It reads: To Marlon Brando, a great American Artist.
MB: Bill Clinton, I am deeply moved. But you were alone watching that? Really?
BC: It’s a great work of art. And, during the rough days… I needed art.
JD: Thank you, President Bill Clinton.
BC: Thank you, Johnny. Loved that pirate movie.
JD: Thanks. And now Marlon, your good friend, Larry King!
LK: Marlon, hi! Hi, everyone. Marlon this is great!
MB: You old ass wipe. How ya doin King?
LK: Great Marlon, great. What an honor to be on your birthday show. The big 8 0h! Your doing great Marlon, great.
MB: You phony fuck. What the hell are you doing here?
LK: Ha! Marlon, I just wanted to say you’re a great actor and I still love you and I want to kiss you like we did on my show.
MB: Come here baby!
LK: Still a great kisser. Johnny, loved the “Pirates” come do my show some time Depp.
JD: Sure, thanks for being here, Larry King.
LK: You’re the best Marlon. The best! Goodnight folks..
MB: Larry King, that fucking son of a bitch.
JD: Here’s your co-star from “The Chase” Angie Dickinson!
AD: Hi Marlon.
MB: Oh Angie, you are still beautiful, ain’t she beautiful?
AD: Marlon, I worked with some of the great sex symbols: Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Lee Marvin, Earl Holliman, but you were my sexiest leading man and I still love you.
MB: Oh baby, remember that day in my trailer? You were fantastic. My God, you could do everything.
AD: We had fun.
MB: Fun? You changed my fucking life. You were better than a Thai whore on crack, and I ought a know!
AD: I love you for your honesty and professionalism. I love you, Marlon.
JD: Angie Dickinson everyone!
MB: Oh my God! Johnny, if you get a chance backstage… go see her. You won’t be sorry. She’s still… well I’ll bet she can still do that thing….
JD: Val Kilmer!
VK: Hi, I guess. Hi Marlon.
MB: Big strong Val Kilmer. Big strong man.
VK: Yeah, I guess. Marlon it was great working with you….
MB: That’s right we did a movie together or something.
VK: Yeah. I guess. I think so.
JD: It was “The Island Of Dr. Moreau” wasn’t it?
MB: Doesn’t ring a bell.
VK: No. But it was great. You were great.
MB: Yeah big strong Val. What a guy. In fact you and Johnny together are just so pretty.
VK: Ahh. Johnny’s great.
JD: You're great too.
MB: All right you two, break it up.
JD: Val Kilmer everyone.
VK: Yeah, I guess…
JD: Here’s an old friend of yours, famed director: Francis Ford Coppola!
FFC: Hi Marlon.
MB: Francis.
FFC: Marlon, you were my first choice for “The Godfather” and you were wonderful.
MB: Yeah, great.
FFC: And you drove me a little nuts on “Apocalypse”, but I still love you man! You’re the best! happy birthday!
MB: Thanks. Bona sera. Whose next?
JD: A great fan of yours, Crispin Glover!
CG: Oh, mister Brando. What an honor. It is a great honor to meet you. You are one of my heroes.
MB: What the hell are you?
CG: Ha ha ha. Great. You are so great. I love you man. You are THE MAN, MAN.
MB: Keep him away from me. What the hell is that?
CG: You are so great!!!!
JD: Miss Elizabeth Taylor!
ET: Marlon, Happy… birthday….. Marlon……….. Brando. and now to sing…….. a special arrangement of ………
“Thriller” is Michael………… Jackson and the………………………………… Marlon Brando Island Children’s…………………. Choir.
MJ: Happy birthday, my friend!
MB: I’m going to cry.
MJ & Choir: “Marlon Brando you are a thriller, a thriller yeah. You are a thriller! Marlon Brando is a thriller, YEAH!... (et. al.)
JD: Here, with a special birthday cake is Robert De Niro!
RDN: Hello, Mister Brando.
MB: De Niro, you are still a pimp.
RDN: Are you talking to me?
MB: Whataya got?
RDN: I hear things. I hear things.
RDN: Pass the butter.
RDN: You can’t handle the truth.
MB: Judy, Judy, Judy.
RDN: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!
MB: Fiddilee dee!
JD: Marlon, I hope you had a happy birthday and a happy birthday party too.
MB: I am deeply moved. Bona Sera, Johnny, thank you everyone, except that Crispy Glover, Thank you, I am overwhelmed.
JD: Good night!
LP: “The Marlon Brando 80 th Birthday Bash” was a Jim Far, Doug Woug, Mar- Bran, Harpo productions Production.
Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by After 6. This blog was recorded.
ST IS!
Marlon Brando
A special edition of “Marlon Brando” celebrating his 80th birthday!
With Marlon’s special guest host: Johnny Depp.
Special guest’s:
Robert De Niro!
Tony Bennett!
Francis Ford Coppola!
President Bill Clinton!
Larry King!
Angie Dickinson!
Marlon Brando Island Children’s Choir!
Val Kilmer!
Crispin Glover!
Miss Elizabeth Taylor!
and a few surprises!
With DJ X Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier. And now here’s Johnny Depp and the birthday boy himself! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Oh, thank you, thank you. Bona Sera, dear ones. God bless you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
JD: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, before we get started I just want to say; Marlon, what an honor it is to be here hosting your birthday bash. And how lucky we are to have you, the greatest actor of your generation and a true gentle man, with us today and everyday.
MB: Oh, thank you Johnny, you are a too kind. I’m just a whore who can smile.
JD: Well, whatever, anyway, we’ve got a big show for you today Marlon, so just sit back and relax.
MB: Bona sera, bona sera.
JD: Tony Bennett!
TB: Hi folks. You are to much Mister B! And now to help me sing Happy Birthday Marlon Brando, here is K.D. LANG everybody!
KD: Hi, Happy Birthday Mister Brando.
MB: Yeah. Thanks, pal.
TB and KD: “Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Godfather, Jorel, Stanley Kowalski, Wild One, Marlon Brando,
Happy Birthday…
TB: Come on everybody!!!
TB and KD: ..to you!!!
TB: You are too much daddy. Too much!
JD: Thank you, Tony and K.D…
MB: Those two guys can sing up a storm. Never heard anything like it.
JD: Yeah, great! Here’s a great admirer of yours Marlon, President Bill Clinton!
BC: Hi. Mister Brando it’s an honor.
MB: Bona Sera, Mister President, bona sera.
BC: Marlon Brando, you are an American treasure. During my days at the White House I was inspired by your great performances in films like “The Godfather”, “Apocalypse Now”, and my personal favorite movie of all time, “Last Tango In Paris”. There were nights where I was sitting alone in the oval office and I would just put “Last Tango” on and watch it all alone. It was gratifying.
MB: Alone. Really…
BC: Most of the time, Marlon Brando it is my great honor to bestow upon you the Ex-Presidential Legion of American Merit Award. It reads: To Marlon Brando, a great American Artist.
MB: Bill Clinton, I am deeply moved. But you were alone watching that? Really?
BC: It’s a great work of art. And, during the rough days… I needed art.
JD: Thank you, President Bill Clinton.
BC: Thank you, Johnny. Loved that pirate movie.
JD: Thanks. And now Marlon, your good friend, Larry King!
LK: Marlon, hi! Hi, everyone. Marlon this is great!
MB: You old ass wipe. How ya doin King?
LK: Great Marlon, great. What an honor to be on your birthday show. The big 8 0h! Your doing great Marlon, great.
MB: You phony fuck. What the hell are you doing here?
LK: Ha! Marlon, I just wanted to say you’re a great actor and I still love you and I want to kiss you like we did on my show.
MB: Come here baby!
LK: Still a great kisser. Johnny, loved the “Pirates” come do my show some time Depp.
JD: Sure, thanks for being here, Larry King.
LK: You’re the best Marlon. The best! Goodnight folks..
MB: Larry King, that fucking son of a bitch.
JD: Here’s your co-star from “The Chase” Angie Dickinson!
AD: Hi Marlon.
MB: Oh Angie, you are still beautiful, ain’t she beautiful?
AD: Marlon, I worked with some of the great sex symbols: Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Lee Marvin, Earl Holliman, but you were my sexiest leading man and I still love you.
MB: Oh baby, remember that day in my trailer? You were fantastic. My God, you could do everything.
AD: We had fun.
MB: Fun? You changed my fucking life. You were better than a Thai whore on crack, and I ought a know!
AD: I love you for your honesty and professionalism. I love you, Marlon.
JD: Angie Dickinson everyone!
MB: Oh my God! Johnny, if you get a chance backstage… go see her. You won’t be sorry. She’s still… well I’ll bet she can still do that thing….
JD: Val Kilmer!
VK: Hi, I guess. Hi Marlon.
MB: Big strong Val Kilmer. Big strong man.
VK: Yeah, I guess. Marlon it was great working with you….
MB: That’s right we did a movie together or something.
VK: Yeah. I guess. I think so.
JD: It was “The Island Of Dr. Moreau” wasn’t it?
MB: Doesn’t ring a bell.
VK: No. But it was great. You were great.
MB: Yeah big strong Val. What a guy. In fact you and Johnny together are just so pretty.
VK: Ahh. Johnny’s great.
JD: You're great too.
MB: All right you two, break it up.
JD: Val Kilmer everyone.
VK: Yeah, I guess…
JD: Here’s an old friend of yours, famed director: Francis Ford Coppola!
FFC: Hi Marlon.
MB: Francis.
FFC: Marlon, you were my first choice for “The Godfather” and you were wonderful.
MB: Yeah, great.
FFC: And you drove me a little nuts on “Apocalypse”, but I still love you man! You’re the best! happy birthday!
MB: Thanks. Bona sera. Whose next?
JD: A great fan of yours, Crispin Glover!
CG: Oh, mister Brando. What an honor. It is a great honor to meet you. You are one of my heroes.
MB: What the hell are you?
CG: Ha ha ha. Great. You are so great. I love you man. You are THE MAN, MAN.
MB: Keep him away from me. What the hell is that?
CG: You are so great!!!!
JD: Miss Elizabeth Taylor!
ET: Marlon, Happy… birthday….. Marlon……….. Brando. and now to sing…….. a special arrangement of ………
“Thriller” is Michael………… Jackson and the………………………………… Marlon Brando Island Children’s…………………. Choir.
MJ: Happy birthday, my friend!
MB: I’m going to cry.
MJ & Choir: “Marlon Brando you are a thriller, a thriller yeah. You are a thriller! Marlon Brando is a thriller, YEAH!... (et. al.)
JD: Here, with a special birthday cake is Robert De Niro!
RDN: Hello, Mister Brando.
MB: De Niro, you are still a pimp.
RDN: Are you talking to me?
MB: Whataya got?
RDN: I hear things. I hear things.
RDN: Pass the butter.
RDN: You can’t handle the truth.
MB: Judy, Judy, Judy.
RDN: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!
MB: Fiddilee dee!
JD: Marlon, I hope you had a happy birthday and a happy birthday party too.
MB: I am deeply moved. Bona Sera, Johnny, thank you everyone, except that Crispy Glover, Thank you, I am overwhelmed.
JD: Good night!
LP: “The Marlon Brando 80 th Birthday Bash” was a Jim Far, Doug Woug, Mar- Bran, Harpo productions Production.
Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by After 6. This blog was recorded.
ST IS!
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