Silly Thinking

STDead.

Here is Dead Announcer.


DA: Good afternoon everyone and welcome back to “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities” now back on Saturday’s. Today we have three funny guys for you. Here they are! Larry, Moe, and Curley Joe, The Three Stooges.


L: Hello.


M: Hello.


CJ: Hello.


DA: Hi fellas and welcome to “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”.


M: It’s our pleasure, Mister Announcer.


L: Yeah, a pleasure.


CJ: Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.


M: Don’t say that you idiot.


CJ Why not?


M: It ain’t polite, you numbskull.


L: Hey! Don’t call him a numbskull.


M: Oh yeah. You’re a stupid numbskull, he’s just a numbskull. You numbskulls.


CJ: Nyuck nyuck nyuck.


L: What are you laughing at stupid?


CJ: He called you a numbskull.


L: Why you...


DA: Now fellas, fellas.


L: You stay out of this.


M: Don’t talk to him that way.


L: Yeah. Whose going to stop me?


M: I am.


CJ: Nyuck. Is that a knife in your hand. YEEEEOWWWW!


M: Yeah it’s a knife numbskull. I’m going to carve you two up like Thanksgiving turkeys.


L: Hey Moe, I was only kidding Moe.


M: Kidding uhh? Is this kidding?


CJ: Oh my God Moe you killed Larry. Again. Larry, Larry are you alright?


L: He… killed me.


CJ: Oh my God Moe.


M: Yeah, you can talk about with him in Hell.


CJ: Nyuck. You stuck me. You little bowl headed ass hole. I’m… nyuck nyuck nyuck. Dying.


M: Who else wants a taste of real pain?

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STIS!