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Marlon Brando

Tonight!

Actor Pierce Brosnan!

Crispin Glover!

Musical guest Jimmy Buffet!

With DJ X Jazzy Goldstein!

I�m Len Peltier! And now, the Mayor of Fallujah himself, MARLON BRANDO!!!!!!

MB: Thank you, thank you. God Bless you kind dear ones. I am truly humbled. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Len, welcome back.

LP: Thank you, Marlon. Great!

MB: Len and myself and the crew here just got back from a weeks vacation. I had a lovely time, how was your vacation Mister Peltier?

LP: Fine, if you like prison.

MB: Now I should explain that Len is in federal prison.

LP: Yes! That is correct sir.

MB: On a trumped charge� these pimps that run this country screwed my man Len over and sent him to the gray bar hotel.

LP: Yes! Not fair. Yes!

MB: And we're working to get you free chief.

LP: Yes! But you can never be free in a country that oppresses it�s people. Yes!

MB: Well said Leonard, well said.

LP: Thanks.

MB: Len was a spokesman for his people when the government threw him in the hoosegow. So he�s no �wampum and blanket� Indian. This guy is bright.

LP: Yes!

MB: I just wanted people to know that we are doing all we can for you chief, and these whores will pay a price.

LP: Yes! Thank you Great White Father.

MB: Don�t be an asshole. Pierce Brosnosnan, whatever, here he is.

PB: Brosnan. Thank you Marlon. Hello everyone. Hi Leonard. Keep fighting!

MB: Alright, Pierce Bronson. What the hell about you?

PB: Well, it�s Brosnan, Marlon, Brosnan.

MB: I�m sorry my friend, Brosnan. So you, what? You�re Sean Connery now or something�.

PB: No, he�s the man. He was and is James Bond. I have just played Bond in a few pictures.

MB: But your not that guy, what�s his name, Buddy Moore?

PB: Roger Moore. No� I�m Pierce Brosnan. Roger Moore played Bond in the seventies.

MB: I was Jor�el.

PB: You were?

MB: Oh yeah. I was Jo�rel, King of Krypton.

PB: Oh. Was that in a movie?

MB: Of course it was a movie. You nut.
Was it a movie? Of course. It was �Superboy� and I was the King of Krypton.

PB: Oh yeah? Well I�ll have to see that one.

MB: You used t be on TV, something, �Hart To Hart�? Something?

PB: Close enough really. Yes, I was on �Remington Steele� with Stephanie Zimbalist, in fact while I was doing that show was the first time they offered me a �Bond� film, but I had to turn it down because NBC held me to a contract.

MB: NBC� contract. So you would have been James Bond then but those mother ----- made you turn it down for a little nickel and dime TV thing.

PB: Well, I don�t know if I�d say it quite that way but�

MB: When I was Jo�rel I had an accent like yours.

PB: Oh...really?

MB: Oh...really. Like that.

PB: Very good.

MB: You think?

PB: Yes.

MB: Thank you my friend. So you gotta movie now, are you James Bond in this thing?

PB: No it�s a comedy�

MB: Speaking of comedy we�ve got Crispy Critters on tonight

PB: I don�t know�

MB: Neither does he believe me. So this movie you got is what?

PB: It�s called�

MB: Do you say �Bond, James Bond?�
Do you do that?

PB: I have, but in this new film I�m a lawyer�

MB: I may need a lawyer after this. Crispy Critters.

CG: Ohhh, wow man! James Bond and Marlon Brando. Ohh wow. This is so cool.

MB: Stay over there Crispy.

CG: Call me whatever man, Mister Brando. THIS IS SO COOL!

MB: Yeah, alright calm down Crispy. Now you were on my birthday show a few weeks ago.

CG: Bond, James Bond. COOL! What? Yeah. Yes, I am such a fan of yours.

MB: Thank you very much.

CG: And I love James Bond. You ARE SO COOL!

PB: Thank you.

CG: �Thank you�. COOL!

MB: Crispy, try to focus.

CG: Sorry, sorry, sorry.

MB: Now what the hell are you?

CG: Hahahahahahhahahaha. Cool! I�m an actor.

MB: No, seriously.

CG: No, really, I am.

MB: Sean, have you ever seen this guy in the movies?

PB: No, but if I did I�d move.

CG:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha.

MB: Take a breath Crispy.

CG: OK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

MB: This kid scares the crap out of me.

CG: No, so really, I�ve seen all your movies and you inspire me.

MB: Inspire you to do what?

CG: ha haha. Cool. No, to act. You inspire me MARLON BRANDO. You are the best.

MB: Did you ever see me in �Superboy�?

CG: �Krypton will be destroyed� Oh yeah you were great. And �Apocalypse Now�. �You are a bug sent by grocery clerks�. I�ve watched that movie 500 hundred times.

MB: I believe it kid.

CG: HAHHAHHAHHA. So great man.

MB Come on Sean lets get out of here before Crispy blows a fuse or something.

CG: No wait. So cool!!!!!

LP: Marlon Brando is a Mar-Bran, Jim-Far, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions Production.
Mister Brando�s wardrobe by Saville Row.
This blog was recorded.

STISSOCOOL!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011642 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-04-29 2:41 PM Marlon Brando Previous Entry :: Next Entry Marlon Brando Tonight! Actor Pierce Brosnan! Crispin Glover! Musical guest Jimmy Buffet! With DJ X Jazzy Goldstein! I�m Len Peltier! And now, the Mayor of Fallujah himself, MARLON BRANDO!!!!!! MB: Thank you, thank you. God Bless you kind dear ones. I am truly humbled. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Len, welcome back. LP: Thank you, Marlon. Great! MB: Len and myself and the crew here just got back from a weeks vacation. I had a lovely time, how was your vacation Mister Peltier? LP: Fine, if you like prison. MB: Now I should explain that Len is in federal prison. LP: Yes! That is correct sir. MB: On a trumped charge� these pimps that run this country screwed my man Len over and sent him to the gray bar hotel. LP: Yes! Not fair. Yes! MB: And we're working to get you free chief. LP: Yes! But you can never be free in a country that oppresses it�s people. Yes! MB: Well said Leonard, well said. LP: Thanks. MB: Len was a spokesman for his people when the government threw him in the hoosegow. So he�s no �wampum and blanket� Indian. This guy is bright. LP: Yes! MB: I just wanted people to know that we are doing all we can for you chief, and these whores will pay a price. LP: Yes! Thank you Great White Father. MB: Don�t be an asshole. Pierce Brosnosnan, whatever, here he is. PB: Brosnan. Thank you Marlon. Hello everyone. Hi Leonard. Keep fighting! MB: Alright, Pierce Bronson. What the hell about you? PB: Well, it�s Brosnan, Marlon, Brosnan. MB: I�m sorry my friend, Brosnan. So you, what? You�re Sean Connery now or something�. PB: No, he�s the man. He was and is James Bond. I have just played Bond in a few pictures. MB: But your not that guy, what�s his name, Buddy Moore? PB: Roger Moore. No� I�m Pierce Brosnan. Roger Moore played Bond in the seventies. MB: I was Jor�el. PB: You were? MB: Oh yeah. I was Jo�rel, King of Krypton. PB: Oh. Was that in a movie? MB: Of course it was a movie. You nut. Was it a movie? Of course. It was �Superboy� and I was the King of Krypton. PB: Oh yeah? Well I�ll have to see that one. MB: You used t be on TV, something, �Hart To Hart�? Something? PB: Close enough really. Yes, I was on �Remington Steele� with Stephanie Zimbalist, in fact while I was doing that show was the first time they offered me a �Bond� film, but I had to turn it down because NBC held me to a contract. MB: NBC� contract. So you would have been James Bond then but those mother ----- made you turn it down for a little nickel and dime TV thing. PB: Well, I don�t know if I�d say it quite that way but� MB: When I was Jo�rel I had an accent like yours. PB: Oh...really? MB: Oh...really. Like that. PB: Very good. MB: You think? PB: Yes. MB: Thank you my friend. So you gotta movie now, are you James Bond in this thing? PB: No it�s a comedy� MB: Speaking of comedy we�ve got Crispy Critters on tonight PB: I don�t know� MB: Neither does he believe me. So this movie you got is what? PB: It�s called� MB: Do you say �Bond, James Bond?� Do you do that? PB: I have, but in this new film I�m a lawyer� MB: I may need a lawyer after this. Crispy Critters. CG: Ohhh, wow man! James Bond and Marlon Brando. Ohh wow. This is so cool. MB: Stay over there Crispy. CG: Call me whatever man, Mister Brando. THIS IS SO COOL! MB: Yeah, alright calm down Crispy. Now you were on my birthday show a few weeks ago. CG: Bond, James Bond. COOL! What? Yeah. Yes, I am such a fan of yours. MB: Thank you very much. CG: And I love James Bond. You ARE SO COOL! PB: Thank you. CG: �Thank you�. COOL! MB: Crispy, try to focus. CG: Sorry, sorry, sorry. MB: Now what the hell are you? CG: Hahahahahahhahahaha. Cool! I�m an actor. MB: No, seriously. CG: No, really, I am. MB: Sean, have you ever seen this guy in the movies? PB: No, but if I did I�d move. CG:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha. MB: Take a breath Crispy. CG: OK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. MB: This kid scares the crap out of me. CG: No, so really, I�ve seen all your movies and you inspire me. MB: Inspire you to do what? CG: ha haha. Cool. No, to act. You inspire me MARLON BRANDO. You are the best. MB: Did you ever see me in �Superboy�? CG: �Krypton will be destroyed� Oh yeah you were great. And �Apocalypse Now�. �You are a bug sent by grocery clerks�. I�ve watched that movie 500 hundred times. MB: I believe it kid. CG: HAHHAHHAHHA. So great man. MB Come on Sean lets get out of here before Crispy blows a fuse or something. CG: No wait. So cool!!!!! LP: Marlon Brando is a Mar-Bran, Jim-Far, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions Production. Mister Brando�s wardrobe by Saville Row. This blog was recorded. STISSOCOOL! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top