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Marlon Brando!
Tonight!
The cast of “Friends”:
And Oscar winning actor Christopher Walkin!
And musical guest: Sunshine!
With DJ X Jazzy Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier. And now our very own friend: MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Yeah! Ring the Bell! Thank you dear ones. Thank you my sweet primitive dear ones! Thank you, thank you. Well welcome to our really big show tonight.
Big show right Len?
LP: Yes! Heap big show tonight! Yes!
MB: Yeah, you got that right Chemosabe! We’ve got the cast of “Friends” with us.
(Applause)
MB: Yeah, “Friends”. You ever see “Friends”, Len?
LP: I’ve missed that one. Yes! But I hear it’s very good. Very funny. Yes!
MB: Yeah. I’ve never seen it either, but it’s a TV something and they got cancelled. So we’ve got them on the show. And Christopher Walkin is here!
(Applause)
MB: He’s great. Plays quirky oddballs all the time with strange habits and funny accents.
Hell, I think we could have saved some money and I could have talked to myself. Ha ha ha. So Len, how about Crispy last week. What is that?
LP: Odd. Yes! He’s a strange one.
MB: Yeah that guy is from another planet. You know Douglas Lain called me up about him. He writes these weird books or something. Oh, that Douglas Lain thing. You know he left the network.
LP: Yes!
MB: You know that kid called me and wanted to know what to do. He was like “ohh, they fired me and what do I do?” And I said I’d help him but to stand up like a man. He was crying and whining. You know. So we started to negotiate for him and he left.
Douglas, come back. You made a mistake. But it may be to late now. That kid is nuts you know. So, anyway, Bona Sera Douglas, bona sera.
Friends.
Friends: Hi. Marlon Brando, it’s an honor. Thank you thank you.
MB: Now wait a minute. Don’t all talk at the same time.
Friends: ….
MB: My goodness. There are a lot of you. Now whose who?
Friends: I’m LisaDavidMatt, I’m…
MB: Order in the court! My goodness. I will not have it! Now whose Lisa?
LK: I’m Lisa.
MB: You’re the blonde one, right?
LK: Duhh! Hello.
MB: I’ll slap you so hard you won’t know what happened. And David, which one is David?
DS: I’m David. It’s an honor to meet you.
MB: That’s better. And Courtney Cox Cliff Arquette. Where the hell are you?
CCA: Here I am.
MB: Oh, aren’t you pretty.
CCA: Ahh, thank you.
MB: Of course. Matt, which one is Matt?
ML: I’m Matt.
MB: All the guys kind of look alike. So you must be Matthew.
MP: I can’t believe I’m meeting Marlon Brando.
MB: Yeah believe it TV boy. Matthew and Matt? What are you nuts or something? Now you guys are, what? Some kind of TV something. I mean you got cancelled and now your all running around?
LK: Well, we weren’t cancelled exactly. We’ve been on a long time and thought it was time to move on.
MB: Yeah, well sweetheart you were canned no matter how you slice it. As Charlie Chaplin said to me on the set of “A Countess From Hong Kong”, you know I did that one with Sophia Loren, now that was a woman. Her tits could eat you for breakfast.
Friends:…
MB: Anyway Chaplin said never leave the country because they might not let you back in.
Friends:…
MB: My god those tits. I mean she was built. My god….
Friends:…
LP: Marlon?
MB: Umm, what? Oh God. I went away for a minute. Loren, sweet Jesus, Loren.
So, anyway, you punks and whores and pimps are cancelled. So what the hell? What are you going to do now, uhh Matt?
ML: Well, I’m actually doing another sitcom, sort of a sequel to “Friends”.
MB: Bad idea Matt, never do a sequel. Those pimps the Salkinds wanted me to do the sequel to “Superboy”, you know I was the King of Krypton in that first one. And I told them to go fuck themselves.
ML: Well NBC and Warner Brothers said…
MB: You’re a pimp in league with the devil my young friend.
ML: Yeah, well…
MB: Yeah well nothing. You're stupid. And the rest of you bums. What the hell are you going to do? Uhh, Perry?
MP: Well I’ve done a few movies with Bruce Willis and …..
MB: Bruce Willis? That Son of A Bitch reminds me of Rod Steiger, that cocksucker was so full of himself.
MP: Oh no, Bruce is great.
MB: Yeah. Great. Listen Matt or Matthew or whatever the hell you are, count your change before leaving the window.
MP…
MB: Well bona sera Friends, bona sera.
LK: That’s it, were done?
MB: Get out. You are so close to being smacked you don’t even know.
(Applause)
MB: Weren’t they cute Len?
LP: Darling. Yes!
MB: Don’t call me darling. Christopher Walkin.
CW: Marlon…. Brando….. Hello.
MB: Yeah, Walkin.
CW: You know…. Marlon…. Brando… it’s a pleasure…. to meet you.
MB: Mutual my friend. How about the “Friends”?
CW: I don’t know. They were great. Great. “Friends”. Great.
MB: So, you are in a movie or something?
CW: I’m in a movie, something. Now. With Denzel. Great. Movie.
MB: I liked you in that “Dear Hunter” thing. You played Russian Roulette. Did you have live ammo in that thing?
CW: Ha! Ha ha ha. Loved it. “Dear Hunter”. No live ammo… in that one. No. But you were in “Apocalypse”. Brilliant.
MB: Pimp picking up a pay check. That’s it on that thing.
CW: I was moved. Moved by you in that picture. I was… moved.
MB: You are a man of integrity. Good night.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Mar- Bran, Jim Far, Doug Wug, Harpo Productions Production. Marlon Brando’s wardrobe provided by U.S. Army surplus. This blog was recorded.
STIS!
Tonight!
The cast of “Friends”:
And Oscar winning actor Christopher Walkin!
And musical guest: Sunshine!
With DJ X Jazzy Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier. And now our very own friend: MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Yeah! Ring the Bell! Thank you dear ones. Thank you my sweet primitive dear ones! Thank you, thank you. Well welcome to our really big show tonight.
Big show right Len?
LP: Yes! Heap big show tonight! Yes!
MB: Yeah, you got that right Chemosabe! We’ve got the cast of “Friends” with us.
(Applause)
MB: Yeah, “Friends”. You ever see “Friends”, Len?
LP: I’ve missed that one. Yes! But I hear it’s very good. Very funny. Yes!
MB: Yeah. I’ve never seen it either, but it’s a TV something and they got cancelled. So we’ve got them on the show. And Christopher Walkin is here!
(Applause)
MB: He’s great. Plays quirky oddballs all the time with strange habits and funny accents.
Hell, I think we could have saved some money and I could have talked to myself. Ha ha ha. So Len, how about Crispy last week. What is that?
LP: Odd. Yes! He’s a strange one.
MB: Yeah that guy is from another planet. You know Douglas Lain called me up about him. He writes these weird books or something. Oh, that Douglas Lain thing. You know he left the network.
LP: Yes!
MB: You know that kid called me and wanted to know what to do. He was like “ohh, they fired me and what do I do?” And I said I’d help him but to stand up like a man. He was crying and whining. You know. So we started to negotiate for him and he left.
Douglas, come back. You made a mistake. But it may be to late now. That kid is nuts you know. So, anyway, Bona Sera Douglas, bona sera.
Friends.
Friends: Hi. Marlon Brando, it’s an honor. Thank you thank you.
MB: Now wait a minute. Don’t all talk at the same time.
Friends: ….
MB: My goodness. There are a lot of you. Now whose who?
Friends: I’m LisaDavidMatt, I’m…
MB: Order in the court! My goodness. I will not have it! Now whose Lisa?
LK: I’m Lisa.
MB: You’re the blonde one, right?
LK: Duhh! Hello.
MB: I’ll slap you so hard you won’t know what happened. And David, which one is David?
DS: I’m David. It’s an honor to meet you.
MB: That’s better. And Courtney Cox Cliff Arquette. Where the hell are you?
CCA: Here I am.
MB: Oh, aren’t you pretty.
CCA: Ahh, thank you.
MB: Of course. Matt, which one is Matt?
ML: I’m Matt.
MB: All the guys kind of look alike. So you must be Matthew.
MP: I can’t believe I’m meeting Marlon Brando.
MB: Yeah believe it TV boy. Matthew and Matt? What are you nuts or something? Now you guys are, what? Some kind of TV something. I mean you got cancelled and now your all running around?
LK: Well, we weren’t cancelled exactly. We’ve been on a long time and thought it was time to move on.
MB: Yeah, well sweetheart you were canned no matter how you slice it. As Charlie Chaplin said to me on the set of “A Countess From Hong Kong”, you know I did that one with Sophia Loren, now that was a woman. Her tits could eat you for breakfast.
Friends:…
MB: Anyway Chaplin said never leave the country because they might not let you back in.
Friends:…
MB: My god those tits. I mean she was built. My god….
Friends:…
LP: Marlon?
MB: Umm, what? Oh God. I went away for a minute. Loren, sweet Jesus, Loren.
So, anyway, you punks and whores and pimps are cancelled. So what the hell? What are you going to do now, uhh Matt?
ML: Well, I’m actually doing another sitcom, sort of a sequel to “Friends”.
MB: Bad idea Matt, never do a sequel. Those pimps the Salkinds wanted me to do the sequel to “Superboy”, you know I was the King of Krypton in that first one. And I told them to go fuck themselves.
ML: Well NBC and Warner Brothers said…
MB: You’re a pimp in league with the devil my young friend.
ML: Yeah, well…
MB: Yeah well nothing. You're stupid. And the rest of you bums. What the hell are you going to do? Uhh, Perry?
MP: Well I’ve done a few movies with Bruce Willis and …..
MB: Bruce Willis? That Son of A Bitch reminds me of Rod Steiger, that cocksucker was so full of himself.
MP: Oh no, Bruce is great.
MB: Yeah. Great. Listen Matt or Matthew or whatever the hell you are, count your change before leaving the window.
MP…
MB: Well bona sera Friends, bona sera.
LK: That’s it, were done?
MB: Get out. You are so close to being smacked you don’t even know.
(Applause)
MB: Weren’t they cute Len?
LP: Darling. Yes!
MB: Don’t call me darling. Christopher Walkin.
CW: Marlon…. Brando….. Hello.
MB: Yeah, Walkin.
CW: You know…. Marlon…. Brando… it’s a pleasure…. to meet you.
MB: Mutual my friend. How about the “Friends”?
CW: I don’t know. They were great. Great. “Friends”. Great.
MB: So, you are in a movie or something?
CW: I’m in a movie, something. Now. With Denzel. Great. Movie.
MB: I liked you in that “Dear Hunter” thing. You played Russian Roulette. Did you have live ammo in that thing?
CW: Ha! Ha ha ha. Loved it. “Dear Hunter”. No live ammo… in that one. No. But you were in “Apocalypse”. Brilliant.
MB: Pimp picking up a pay check. That’s it on that thing.
CW: I was moved. Moved by you in that picture. I was… moved.
MB: You are a man of integrity. Good night.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Mar- Bran, Jim Far, Doug Wug, Harpo Productions Production. Marlon Brando’s wardrobe provided by U.S. Army surplus. This blog was recorded.
STIS!
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