Silly Thinking

Now, continuing our week long salute to the memory of the 40th President of the United States, Ronald Reagan, we present a Silly Thinking special program that originally aired November 13th, 2003.

This is a "Silly Thinking With Linda Blare"
Special Program.

(cue music)

From "Silly Thinking"...

IT'S HI-LARIOUS OUTTAKES FLUBS AND FUCK UPS!

With special guest appearances by

NOAM CHOMSKY!

THE IDIOT AT STARBUCKS!

ROBERT SHECKLEY!

DOUGLAS LAIN!

JIM FARRIS!

RONALD REAGAN!

MARLON BRANDO!

and many more of your favorite stars.

With your host... SCOTT BAIO!!!!

Editor's Note-Scott Baio's film, ZAPPED is 21 years old! Did you know that? It's a science fiction/teen sex comedy that has aged just like a fine wine. You should run right out and rent Baio's film ZAPPED!! immediately.

I'm Emanuel "Webster" Lewis

And now... Here's.... SCOTT BAIO!!!!!!

SB: Hello. Hi Doug and Jim and welcome to a "Silly Thinking" special "Hilarious Outtakes Flubs and Fuck Ups". A "Silly Thinking" special. Gee thats's great. I guess that means Marlon Brando won't eat me and I won't be abused by a house cat.
But seriously... when you do a web blog everyday things can go wrong or get mixed up. Like on February 19th when Doug Lain thought it would be a good idea to link to one of his favorite icons.

"Silly Thinking" February 19th "I Heart Noam Chomsky"...

DL:... so here is a link to his latest writing...

VO SB: So Doug let you click on the link and you got Noam's latest piece.. right? Not at first. What you DIDN'T see was this...

NC:Hey could you comeback in about a half hour. "Wheel's" on.

SB:Or what about what the Idiot at Starbucks really said on April 19th. Here's part of what you saw...

IAS: I wish there was more government monitoring..."

VO SB: Here's what you didn't see...

IAS:I wish there was more government monitoring... but I'm a complete vapid idiot and don't know anything.. so you know... I mean.. take it for what it's worth..."

SB: Now on June 6th Douglas Lain had lunch with writer Robert Sheckley. See if you can tell what wasn't in the final cut of his posting that day...

DL: Robert Sheckley is a great writer. I had lunch with him today--Sorry to interrupt the show, but have you rented Scott Baio's terrific film ZAPPED? Have you considered buying it? You should tell your friends how much you've enjoyed the film ZAPPED, starring Scott Baio
-Ed

SB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... boy better be careful when an open mike is near by. A lesson former president Ronald Reagan learned when he hosted "Silly Thinking" on August 24th.

RR: well... I .... well... cocksucker... I

SB: A great American and we hope you get better real soon Gipper! Back on August 21st Jim Farris wrote a piece on George Bush coming to town. Jim posted it but then Doug added the following:

POSTED BY JIM FARRIS.

VO SB: But originally Doug got carried away...

POSTED BY JIM FARRIS. A BIG DUMB ASS- HOLE. I HATE THAT GUY. WHAT A MORON. JIM FUCKING FARRIS. BIG DEAL.

SB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Better be careful when original transcripts are kept and filed by Jim Farris! Now on September 13th Eleanor Roosevelt visited. But she had a tecnical problem that you never saw....

ER: This is Eleanor Rooosevelt and... oh shit. The sound went out again. I can't... Alright.
This is Eleanor... FUCK! Now it's too loud.
Hello ladies and gentlemen this Eleanor Roose...fuck my mother I can't hear a thing.

SB: HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a salty old dame. But she was lovely about the whole thing. And finally on October 23rd "Silly Thinking" ran an HBO first look at "The Marlon Brando Show" which is here every Friday now. But this was a behind the scenes look at a complex man and show. What you didn't see was this confrontation between Marlon and a young studio page. Watch..

MB: I can't hear myself think. I need quiet. QUIET! SHUT UP EVERYBODY. YOU...YOU THERE...

P: Me sir?

MB: Yes you sir. You piece of filth. Can't you see I'm busy up here? .

VO SB: Marlon went down into the audience and grabbed the page placing her in headlock..

MB How do you like it now? Show me my seat now, you whore. WE'RE DOING A GOD DAMN SHOW Miss High and Mighty.

VO SB: He started to hit the page with repeated blows to the face and head!

MB: This ought to keep you quiet missy!!!!

VO SB: Security guards got the Academy Award winner off the innocent page... finally!

MB: I don't care anymore! I don't care! Oh, Jesus!

SB: HAHHAHAHAHAHA. WOW! That's last time I dress in drag on his show!
Well thats it for HI-larious Outtakes, FLubs and Fuck ups. I hope you had a good time and remember... don't fuck up! Good night folks.

EL: This blog was recorded.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011686 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-06-09 11:01 AM RONALD REAGAN: AS WE REMEMBER HIM Previous Entry :: Next Entry Now, continuing our week long salute to the memory of the 40th President of the United States, Ronald Reagan, we present a Silly Thinking special program that originally aired November 13th, 2003. This is a "Silly Thinking With Linda Blare" Special Program. (cue music) From "Silly Thinking"... IT'S HI-LARIOUS OUTTAKES FLUBS AND FUCK UPS! With special guest appearances by NOAM CHOMSKY! THE IDIOT AT STARBUCKS! ROBERT SHECKLEY! DOUGLAS LAIN! JIM FARRIS! RONALD REAGAN! MARLON BRANDO! and many more of your favorite stars. With your host... SCOTT BAIO!!!! Editor's Note-Scott Baio's film, ZAPPED is 21 years old! Did you know that? It's a science fiction/teen sex comedy that has aged just like a fine wine. You should run right out and rent Baio's film ZAPPED!! immediately. I'm Emanuel "Webster" Lewis And now... Here's.... SCOTT BAIO!!!!!! SB: Hello. Hi Doug and Jim and welcome to a "Silly Thinking" special "Hilarious Outtakes Flubs and Fuck Ups". A "Silly Thinking" special. Gee thats's great. I guess that means Marlon Brando won't eat me and I won't be abused by a house cat. But seriously... when you do a web blog everyday things can go wrong or get mixed up. Like on February 19th when Doug Lain thought it would be a good idea to link to one of his favorite icons. "Silly Thinking" February 19th "I Heart Noam Chomsky"... DL:... so here is a link to his latest writing... VO SB: So Doug let you click on the link and you got Noam's latest piece.. right? Not at first. What you DIDN'T see was this... NC:Hey could you comeback in about a half hour. "Wheel's" on. SB:Or what about what the Idiot at Starbucks really said on April 19th. Here's part of what you saw... IAS: I wish there was more government monitoring..." VO SB: Here's what you didn't see... IAS:I wish there was more government monitoring... but I'm a complete vapid idiot and don't know anything.. so you know... I mean.. take it for what it's worth..." SB: Now on June 6th Douglas Lain had lunch with writer Robert Sheckley. See if you can tell what wasn't in the final cut of his posting that day... DL: Robert Sheckley is a great writer. I had lunch with him today--Sorry to interrupt the show, but have you rented Scott Baio's terrific film ZAPPED? Have you considered buying it? You should tell your friends how much you've enjoyed the film ZAPPED, starring Scott Baio -Ed SB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... boy better be careful when an open mike is near by. A lesson former president Ronald Reagan learned when he hosted "Silly Thinking" on August 24th. RR: well... I .... well... cocksucker... I SB: A great American and we hope you get better real soon Gipper! Back on August 21st Jim Farris wrote a piece on George Bush coming to town. Jim posted it but then Doug added the following: POSTED BY JIM FARRIS. VO SB: But originally Doug got carried away... POSTED BY JIM FARRIS. A BIG DUMB ASS- HOLE. I HATE THAT GUY. WHAT A MORON. JIM FUCKING FARRIS. BIG DEAL. SB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Better be careful when original transcripts are kept and filed by Jim Farris! Now on September 13th Eleanor Roosevelt visited. But she had a tecnical problem that you never saw.... ER: This is Eleanor Rooosevelt and... oh shit. The sound went out again. I can't... Alright. This is Eleanor... FUCK! Now it's too loud. Hello ladies and gentlemen this Eleanor Roose...fuck my mother I can't hear a thing. SB: HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a salty old dame. But she was lovely about the whole thing. And finally on October 23rd "Silly Thinking" ran an HBO first look at "The Marlon Brando Show" which is here every Friday now. But this was a behind the scenes look at a complex man and show. What you didn't see was this confrontation between Marlon and a young studio page. Watch.. MB: I can't hear myself think. I need quiet. QUIET! SHUT UP EVERYBODY. YOU...YOU THERE... P: Me sir? MB: Yes you sir. You piece of filth. Can't you see I'm busy up here? . VO SB: Marlon went down into the audience and grabbed the page placing her in headlock.. MB How do you like it now? Show me my seat now, you whore. WE'RE DOING A GOD DAMN SHOW Miss High and Mighty. VO SB: He started to hit the page with repeated blows to the face and head! MB: This ought to keep you quiet missy!!!! VO SB: Security guards got the Academy Award winner off the innocent page... finally! MB: I don't care anymore! I don't care! Oh, Jesus! SB: HAHHAHAHAHAHA. WOW! That's last time I dress in drag on his show! Well thats it for HI-larious Outtakes, FLubs and Fuck ups. I hope you had a good time and remember... don't fuck up! Good night folks. EL: This blog was recorded. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top