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A FEW MOMENTS WITH DEAD CELEBRITIES: ST EXCLUSIVE!!
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A FEW MOMENTS WITH DEAD CELEBRITIES EXCLUSIVE!
Your host, Dead Announcer.
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to this EXCLUSIVE Special Edition of “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”. I’m your host, dead announcer.
Today we have the first post death interview with the 40th President of The United States, Ronald Reagan… EXCLUSIVELY, right here at ST. So now without further ado, Ronald Reagan.
RR: Well…
DA: Dutch it’s a great treat to be with you again. President Reagan and I go back along way. To you’re early career as a sports radio commentator. Do you remember that Dutch?
RR: Mister Dead Announcer, tear down this curtain.
DA: Still quick with the funny line, sharp as ever aren’t you Dutch?
RR: Hey just a minute. I PAID FOR THAT MICROPHONE dead announcer.
DA: Ha ha, great.
RR: Mister Dead Announcer: Open this microphone!
DA: You are amazing.
RR: Well, they smell like Tarzan and look like Jane.
DA: Ha ha. But let’s cut the one liners and get down to business.
RR: At General Electric, Progress is our most important Product.
DA: That last ten years must have been hell. What was it like going through the brutal disease, Alzheimer’s?
RR: 20 Mule Team Borax and Boraxo Soap, will help keep you and your family clean for pennies a day. Now, our story.
DA: That one doesn’t mean anything.
RR: We're doing everything we can.
DA: I got nothing here. What’s your point?
RR: Mommy?
DA: Mommy’s not here.
RR: I know, and I’m sad and I don’t know what do to.
DA: Ronald Reagan everyone.
RR: Could you get Mommy?
DA: Were working on it Dutch.
STIS GRIEVING!
Your host, Dead Announcer.
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to this EXCLUSIVE Special Edition of “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”. I’m your host, dead announcer.
Today we have the first post death interview with the 40th President of The United States, Ronald Reagan… EXCLUSIVELY, right here at ST. So now without further ado, Ronald Reagan.
RR: Well…
DA: Dutch it’s a great treat to be with you again. President Reagan and I go back along way. To you’re early career as a sports radio commentator. Do you remember that Dutch?
RR: Mister Dead Announcer, tear down this curtain.
DA: Still quick with the funny line, sharp as ever aren’t you Dutch?
RR: Hey just a minute. I PAID FOR THAT MICROPHONE dead announcer.
DA: Ha ha, great.
RR: Mister Dead Announcer: Open this microphone!
DA: You are amazing.
RR: Well, they smell like Tarzan and look like Jane.
DA: Ha ha. But let’s cut the one liners and get down to business.
RR: At General Electric, Progress is our most important Product.
DA: That last ten years must have been hell. What was it like going through the brutal disease, Alzheimer’s?
RR: 20 Mule Team Borax and Boraxo Soap, will help keep you and your family clean for pennies a day. Now, our story.
DA: That one doesn’t mean anything.
RR: We're doing everything we can.
DA: I got nothing here. What’s your point?
RR: Mommy?
DA: Mommy’s not here.
RR: I know, and I’m sad and I don’t know what do to.
DA: Ronald Reagan everyone.
RR: Could you get Mommy?
DA: Were working on it Dutch.
STIS GRIEVING!
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