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A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities.
Your host: Dead Announcer.
DA: Good evening lovers of the dead!
Today a wonderful dead person: Boris Karloff.
BK: Good evening dead announcer, hello everyone.
DA: Good evening Mister Karloff.
BK: Boris. Call me Boris.
DA: Thank you. Boris, you played so many dead and semi- dead people in your long wonderful career, how does really being dead and playing the dead compare?
BK What a fascinating question. I preferred to be alive playing the dead as opposed to dead and well being dead.
DA: We all remember you as Frankensteins monster, was that your favorite role?
BK: Oh dear boy, NO! I was forever type cast in horror films. I wanted to play Shakespeare and Odets. But it was always monsters.
Bella Lugosi: Hey! Dont knock it, it vas a living.
DA: Bella. Bella Lugosi.
BL: Yes, it is I. Pull da string.
BK: Yes Bella's here and...
Peter Lorre: My coffin, where is my coffin? You took my beautiful coffin.
BK: Peter's here too. I really can't complain.
DA: My goodness, it's like an American International horror movie from 1963 there.
BK: Yes. Typecast in life and death. We have to go though, it's time for our canasta tournament.
BL: Three no trump. THREE NO TRUMP! PULL THE STRING!
PL: Three hearts.
BK: Oh, they've started without me. I must go.
DA: I'll let you go and thank you for being with us, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Bela Lugosi.
And thank you ladies and gentlemen. See you next week.
PL: I wanted three real hearts. WHERE ARE MY HEARTS?
ST says: If you liked this presentation look for it at Halloween, well repeat it!
ST REPEATS!
Your host: Dead Announcer.
DA: Good evening lovers of the dead!
Today a wonderful dead person: Boris Karloff.
BK: Good evening dead announcer, hello everyone.
DA: Good evening Mister Karloff.
BK: Boris. Call me Boris.
DA: Thank you. Boris, you played so many dead and semi- dead people in your long wonderful career, how does really being dead and playing the dead compare?
BK What a fascinating question. I preferred to be alive playing the dead as opposed to dead and well being dead.
DA: We all remember you as Frankensteins monster, was that your favorite role?
BK: Oh dear boy, NO! I was forever type cast in horror films. I wanted to play Shakespeare and Odets. But it was always monsters.
Bella Lugosi: Hey! Dont knock it, it vas a living.
DA: Bella. Bella Lugosi.
BL: Yes, it is I. Pull da string.
BK: Yes Bella's here and...
Peter Lorre: My coffin, where is my coffin? You took my beautiful coffin.
BK: Peter's here too. I really can't complain.
DA: My goodness, it's like an American International horror movie from 1963 there.
BK: Yes. Typecast in life and death. We have to go though, it's time for our canasta tournament.
BL: Three no trump. THREE NO TRUMP! PULL THE STRING!
PL: Three hearts.
BK: Oh, they've started without me. I must go.
DA: I'll let you go and thank you for being with us, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Bela Lugosi.
And thank you ladies and gentlemen. See you next week.
PL: I wanted three real hearts. WHERE ARE MY HEARTS?
ST says: If you liked this presentation look for it at Halloween, well repeat it!
ST REPEATS!
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