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Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New York, is Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon and welcome to “1 on 1”, I’m Connie Chung. The big news this week is Bill Clinton’s new tell all book about his political career.
Today, here to discuss the new book is one of Clinton’s opponents during his White House years, Newt Gingrich.
Good afternoon Mister Former Speaker Of The House Gingrich.
NG: Good afternoon Connie, it’s nice to be here.
CC: Mister Former Speaker, have you read the book?
NG: No, no I haven’t. I was there.
CC: Well, for part of it.
NG: Yes.
CC: President Clinton says that his Presidency was the victim of a right wing conspiracy that crippled much of what he wanted to do.
NG: Yeah, he does does he?
CC: Yes, what do you say?
NG: Well, that’s true, I mean, uhh, yes, it’s true. We made a contract on America for Christ sake. I mean I personally tried to have Hillary Clinton, who is doing a great job in the Senate now, I tried to have her charged with murder. Can you imagine accusing the First Lady of murder? Well I did it. I mean, it was crazy back then. I mean can you imagine?
CC: Interesting.
NG: I thought she would be serving time in the Greybar Hotel. What was I, nuts? It was so crazy!
CC: President Clinton specifically talks about Ken Starr.
NG: Ken Starr! What a joke. Oh my God, it was so crazy. Ha ha.
CC: Thank you Former Speaker Of The House Newt Gingrich.
NG: Ha ha. Yeah, ha ha. Thank you, ha ha, so crazy, ha, Connie.
CC: Now a few program notes. Bill Clinton will be Marlon Brando’s only guest on “Marlon Brando” this Thursday. We couldn’t have President Clinton because of that booking. I mean, it’s not even a news show. What a load of crap.
And tomorrow Douglas Lain’s new show premieres. Doug’s here with us now.
DL: Hi Connie, it’s nice to be with you today.
CC: Yeah great, why aren’t you on “Brando” and Clinton here? I mean this is a news show.
DL: I don’t know.
CC: You don’t know.
Anyway, good luck with your little tinker toy comedy program.
DL: Thank you? I’m sorry Connie, I didn’t have anything to do with this.
CC: Blah, blah, blah, OK, uhh, good luck. Buona Sera.
DL: Buona Sera? What?
CC: Yeah yeah, and next Monday my new “Road To The Convention” series premieres. We will chart the primary season that has lead to the convention. Smell’s like re runs to me. And on Friday STHT moves to a new day and time. What the hell is that anyway?
Nobody knows. Anyway, see you soon.
ST. ON THE MOVE!!!
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New York, is Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon and welcome to “1 on 1”, I’m Connie Chung. The big news this week is Bill Clinton’s new tell all book about his political career.
Today, here to discuss the new book is one of Clinton’s opponents during his White House years, Newt Gingrich.
Good afternoon Mister Former Speaker Of The House Gingrich.
NG: Good afternoon Connie, it’s nice to be here.
CC: Mister Former Speaker, have you read the book?
NG: No, no I haven’t. I was there.
CC: Well, for part of it.
NG: Yes.
CC: President Clinton says that his Presidency was the victim of a right wing conspiracy that crippled much of what he wanted to do.
NG: Yeah, he does does he?
CC: Yes, what do you say?
NG: Well, that’s true, I mean, uhh, yes, it’s true. We made a contract on America for Christ sake. I mean I personally tried to have Hillary Clinton, who is doing a great job in the Senate now, I tried to have her charged with murder. Can you imagine accusing the First Lady of murder? Well I did it. I mean, it was crazy back then. I mean can you imagine?
CC: Interesting.
NG: I thought she would be serving time in the Greybar Hotel. What was I, nuts? It was so crazy!
CC: President Clinton specifically talks about Ken Starr.
NG: Ken Starr! What a joke. Oh my God, it was so crazy. Ha ha.
CC: Thank you Former Speaker Of The House Newt Gingrich.
NG: Ha ha. Yeah, ha ha. Thank you, ha ha, so crazy, ha, Connie.
CC: Now a few program notes. Bill Clinton will be Marlon Brando’s only guest on “Marlon Brando” this Thursday. We couldn’t have President Clinton because of that booking. I mean, it’s not even a news show. What a load of crap.
And tomorrow Douglas Lain’s new show premieres. Doug’s here with us now.
DL: Hi Connie, it’s nice to be with you today.
CC: Yeah great, why aren’t you on “Brando” and Clinton here? I mean this is a news show.
DL: I don’t know.
CC: You don’t know.
Anyway, good luck with your little tinker toy comedy program.
DL: Thank you? I’m sorry Connie, I didn’t have anything to do with this.
CC: Blah, blah, blah, OK, uhh, good luck. Buona Sera.
DL: Buona Sera? What?
CC: Yeah yeah, and next Monday my new “Road To The Convention” series premieres. We will chart the primary season that has lead to the convention. Smell’s like re runs to me. And on Friday STHT moves to a new day and time. What the hell is that anyway?
Nobody knows. Anyway, see you soon.
ST. ON THE MOVE!!!
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