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A VERY SPECIAL ‘A FEW MOMENTS WITH DEAD CELEBRITIES”.

Here is Dead Announcer.



DA: Hello and welcome to a SPECIAL EDITION of
”A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities”, I’m your host: Dead Announcer.
Today, through special arrangement with The High Office we have an exclusive, never before seen look, at the final orientation, here, for the recently departed, there on earth, with the Big G, GOD himself. So now we take you to the office of the Most Holy One, God.


Council: Marlon Brando is here to see you.


G: Can this be avoided?



C: He wants to thank you for being invited to the wedding. He didn’t think he’d get an invitation and wants to thank you, his good friend, personally.


G: Alright, show him in, but lets make it short.



C: Yes, right away.


MB: Most high, most mighty, thank you for seeing me on this your daughters wedding today.
God…


G: Come in my friend.


MB: Oh, thank you.
God, I want to thank you for inviting to me to your daughters wedding… day…. your daughters wedding day… and I hope her first born will be a male child. A strong masculine male child.


G: Thank you my friend. Thank you, is that why you have come to see today? To wish my daughter well on her wedding today?


MB: Not entirely, God, I come to ask your help. I was taken from earth while I still had much work to do. And I would like to return to clear up any loose ends.


G: Marlon, you come to me now and ask this favor. Even though I am the Godfather to all your children, I can’t remember the last time you saw me or spoke to me, or even had me over to your house for a cup of coffee.


MB: God, I didn’t want any trouble.


G: I know, I know. You were a man on earth, and there were man’s laws to protect you. Now you find that man’s laws do not protect you and you come to me for this favor.


MB: Oh God, I don’t know what to do, I don’t know what to do.


G: ‘I don’t know what to do, I don’t know what to do..’ BE A MAN! Stand up and BE A MAN.


C:….


G: Were you a good father to your children and husband to your wife?


MB: Are you familiar with the Napoleonic code?

G:…


MB: The Napoleonic code. It’s something I hold very close.


G: Bona Sera, Marlon Brando, Bona Sera.


MB: God, what can I do. How much can I pay you?


G: Your money is worthless here. I ask no fee. Just your allegiance and friendship and you dishonor me with an offer of money.

MB: God, be my friend. Be my friend God.


G: Good. I will you do this little favor that you ask so humbly Marlon Brando. What do you want me to do?


MB: Well, my children are fighting over the land I left and I want them to get nothing and for it to be a place to improve life on earth.


G: More of the hydroponics stuff you did?


MB: Yes God and other things.


G: I will not kill them, we are not murders. But I will assign someone we can trust to see what we can do.


MB: Thank you God, thank you.


G: Now someday, and that day may never come, I may call on you to use all your skills to provide me with a service.


MB: What ya got?


G: Not now Marlon, but someday I may come to you and ask a favor.


MB: Anything God, anything.


G: Alright, thank you for coming today.


MB: Yes God, yes.



C: …


G: Get someone we can trust, maybe one of those Irish Senators from Massachusetts.



C: Yes.


G: Now if there is nothing else I would like to enjoy my daughters wedding.



DA: This has been a Very Special A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities. Join us next week when we again commune with the dead right here at ST!


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