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1on1 with Connie Chung.

Here from our New York World News Headquarters in New York is Connie Chung.

CC: Hello from New York and welcome to �1 on 1� I�m Connie Chung.
The probable Democratic Presidential nominee has now chosen his probable Vice Presidential hopeful. He is probably John Edwards, a fierce competitor in the primaries, Edwards has now signed on the Kerry ticket, which is now called the John John ticket, for a probable fight with the probable Republican ticket of Bush- Cheney.
Earlier today I talked with the probably more charismatic and affable Edwards.
Hello.

JE: Connie, it�s nice to be with you.

CC: John Edwards, other than a human face, an affable smile, and warmth and charisma, what do you bring to the John John ticket?

JE: Thank you for that question, Connie, I have ideas and an aggressive plan to help John Kerry lead this country out of the mess were in.

CC: You know as I sit here today watching your handsome smile and boyish good looks I cannot believe your over 50 years old.

JE: Thank you, I know, but I am.

CC: Your cute.

JE: �well�

CC: Anyway,� focus Connie, come on get a hold of your self. You�re a journalist, now act like one damnit!

I will, I will, but he�s just so damn cute. He�s a cutie pie.
Focus Chung, FOCUS.

John Edwards, do you think you can deliver the south and a geographic balance to the ticket?

JE: Well, thanks for that question. I come from poor working class folks, I don�t think it will be a geographic balance, but a balance of understanding the needs of everyday people.

CC: Do you know what my needs are right now?
STRIKE THAT QUESTION. I�m sorry Mister Probable Vice Presidential candidate Tom Cruise.
Uhm, I�m sorry, I uh, I lost my place.

JE: Perfectly alright. I understand that even hardworking journalists sometimes make a mistake.

CC: You do?

JE: Sure I do. I understand how working people from all walks of life can sometimes get flustered or just have a bad day. My daddy was a farmer..

CC: He was?

JE: Yes �um. And I have an understanding of everyday people with everyday problems.

CC: �Yes �um�, did you hear that? Yes �um.
Uh, oh, Senator, the Republicans are going to paint you as an inexperienced left wing liberal trial lawyer, who panders to special interest. How will you respond?

JE: Well, I have fought for the little guy in court cases and I m proud to have stood up for the downtrodden in this country, and my four years in the Senate make me more prepared than George Bush was when he took office, and when it comes to special interests, nobody can out do Dick Cheney still receiving a salary from Halliburton.

CC: �I hear the cottonwoods singing my name, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy�s in love�.�
Oh I� um. Well that�s all we have time for, um, thank you Senator Dreamboat for being my guest today on.. um.. STMagazine.

JE: It�s my pleasure.

CC: Oh noo. The pleasure was mine.

JE: Thank you Connie.

CC: Call me Connie, please.

JE: Well�




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011723 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-07-13 1:01 PM 1on1: John Edwards Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) 1on1 with Connie Chung. Here from our New York World News Headquarters in New York is Connie Chung. CC: Hello from New York and welcome to �1 on 1� I�m Connie Chung. The probable Democratic Presidential nominee has now chosen his probable Vice Presidential hopeful. He is probably John Edwards, a fierce competitor in the primaries, Edwards has now signed on the Kerry ticket, which is now called the John John ticket, for a probable fight with the probable Republican ticket of Bush- Cheney. Earlier today I talked with the probably more charismatic and affable Edwards. Hello. JE: Connie, it�s nice to be with you. CC: John Edwards, other than a human face, an affable smile, and warmth and charisma, what do you bring to the John John ticket? JE: Thank you for that question, Connie, I have ideas and an aggressive plan to help John Kerry lead this country out of the mess were in. CC: You know as I sit here today watching your handsome smile and boyish good looks I cannot believe your over 50 years old. JE: Thank you, I know, but I am. CC: Your cute. JE: �well� CC: Anyway,� focus Connie, come on get a hold of your self. You�re a journalist, now act like one damnit! I will, I will, but he�s just so damn cute. He�s a cutie pie. Focus Chung, FOCUS. John Edwards, do you think you can deliver the south and a geographic balance to the ticket? JE: Well, thanks for that question. I come from poor working class folks, I don�t think it will be a geographic balance, but a balance of understanding the needs of everyday people. CC: Do you know what my needs are right now? STRIKE THAT QUESTION. I�m sorry Mister Probable Vice Presidential candidate Tom Cruise. Uhm, I�m sorry, I uh, I lost my place. JE: Perfectly alright. I understand that even hardworking journalists sometimes make a mistake. CC: You do? JE: Sure I do. I understand how working people from all walks of life can sometimes get flustered or just have a bad day. My daddy was a farmer.. CC: He was? JE: Yes �um. And I have an understanding of everyday people with everyday problems. CC: �Yes �um�, did you hear that? Yes �um. Uh, oh, Senator, the Republicans are going to paint you as an inexperienced left wing liberal trial lawyer, who panders to special interest. How will you respond? JE: Well, I have fought for the little guy in court cases and I m proud to have stood up for the downtrodden in this country, and my four years in the Senate make me more prepared than George Bush was when he took office, and when it comes to special interests, nobody can out do Dick Cheney still receiving a salary from Halliburton. CC: �I hear the cottonwoods singing my name, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy�s in love�.� Oh I� um. Well that�s all we have time for, um, thank you Senator Dreamboat for being my guest today on.. um.. STMagazine. JE: It�s my pleasure. CC: Oh noo. The pleasure was mine. JE: Thank you Connie. CC: Call me Connie, please. JE: Well� Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top