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ST Republican Convention
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters, In New York, is senior ST correspondent, Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon, and welcome to ST’s continuing coverage of the Republican National Convention.
Last night, the Grand Old Party launched their convention with memories of 9/11. Exploiting the tragedy with memorable images and stories that, they think, people will link with the feeling of anguish and pain they felt on that September day, and, hopefully, propel voters to re-elect President Bush out of discomfort, fear, and terror.
Speaking of which, tonight California Governor, and one of the most liberal Republican office holders in the country, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will speak. The Governor joins me now for a preview of his speech.
Good afternoon Governor.
AS: Yah! Hallo Connie.
CC: Governor Schwarzenegger, this will be the first time for you speaking at a national political convention. Are you nervous?
AS: Ha ha. No. I have done public speaking you know, for a long time, and of course Maria has given me some tips on how to speak at the convention.
CC: Maria, of course, the first lady of California, your wife, and a member of the Kennedy clan, Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger.
AS: Yah. Maria. You worked with her at NBC.
CC: Yes, we did.
AS: Before you were fired.
CC: Yes, well. What will you be talking about tonight in your speech?
AS: Yah. I will, you know, talk about how an immigrant, me, became the governor of CailFORneeyah. And what a great country this is, and how none of that could have happened unless President Bush was President and I am governor. You know…
CC: I guess so. Now, you have turned down the immigrant drivers license bill in California, even though you are an immigrant yourself. Why?
AS: Yah, well, you know, I am documented. I am here legally, I am a movie star and the governor, you know. These people are not any of those things, and I think it was wrong to oppose it and I am looking at it again. But, you know, a lot of the Democrats in CaliFORneeyah are fairies. You know, girly men. And so, I, you know…
CC: No, not really.
AS:….
CC: OK. Moving on, governor, do you feel that you belong on the podium? Most Republicans are far more to the right than you are on, stem cell research, abortion, basic human rights, issues like that.
AS: No, the Republicans are all inclusive. Everybody has a voice if your rich. I’m rich. So I belong here. And I come from Austria when the Nazi’s were in charge.
CC: Good point.
AS: Yah. I am comfortable with a totalitarian government. It’s like mother milk to me.
CC: Too much information. Thank you Governor, and good luck tonight.
AS: Yah. Tonight. For de big speech. Tank you.
CC: Okey dokey.We’ll have more. Stay with us. Goodnight.
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters, In New York, is senior ST correspondent, Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon, and welcome to ST’s continuing coverage of the Republican National Convention.
Last night, the Grand Old Party launched their convention with memories of 9/11. Exploiting the tragedy with memorable images and stories that, they think, people will link with the feeling of anguish and pain they felt on that September day, and, hopefully, propel voters to re-elect President Bush out of discomfort, fear, and terror.
Speaking of which, tonight California Governor, and one of the most liberal Republican office holders in the country, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will speak. The Governor joins me now for a preview of his speech.
Good afternoon Governor.
AS: Yah! Hallo Connie.
CC: Governor Schwarzenegger, this will be the first time for you speaking at a national political convention. Are you nervous?
AS: Ha ha. No. I have done public speaking you know, for a long time, and of course Maria has given me some tips on how to speak at the convention.
CC: Maria, of course, the first lady of California, your wife, and a member of the Kennedy clan, Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger.
AS: Yah. Maria. You worked with her at NBC.
CC: Yes, we did.
AS: Before you were fired.
CC: Yes, well. What will you be talking about tonight in your speech?
AS: Yah. I will, you know, talk about how an immigrant, me, became the governor of CailFORneeyah. And what a great country this is, and how none of that could have happened unless President Bush was President and I am governor. You know…
CC: I guess so. Now, you have turned down the immigrant drivers license bill in California, even though you are an immigrant yourself. Why?
AS: Yah, well, you know, I am documented. I am here legally, I am a movie star and the governor, you know. These people are not any of those things, and I think it was wrong to oppose it and I am looking at it again. But, you know, a lot of the Democrats in CaliFORneeyah are fairies. You know, girly men. And so, I, you know…
CC: No, not really.
AS:….
CC: OK. Moving on, governor, do you feel that you belong on the podium? Most Republicans are far more to the right than you are on, stem cell research, abortion, basic human rights, issues like that.
AS: No, the Republicans are all inclusive. Everybody has a voice if your rich. I’m rich. So I belong here. And I come from Austria when the Nazi’s were in charge.
CC: Good point.
AS: Yah. I am comfortable with a totalitarian government. It’s like mother milk to me.
CC: Too much information. Thank you Governor, and good luck tonight.
AS: Yah. Tonight. For de big speech. Tank you.
CC: Okey dokey.We’ll have more. Stay with us. Goodnight.
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