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ST Republican Convention

Here, from our New York World News Headquarters, in New York, is senior ST correspondent Connie Chung.


CC: Good afternoon and welcome to the final day of our coverage of the Republican National Convention.
But first, an update on Hurricane Francis. A hurricane the size of Texas, bigger than Charley and Hurricane Andrew, is headed right for Florida. It should reach land fall Saturday, but already over one million people have been order to evacuate.
Coming just three weeks after Charley, this could be a devastating blow to a recovering Florida.
Could this be heavenly punishment? During the last election Florida Republicans cheated and gave the presidency to George W. Bush, could this be “pay back”?

Joining me now is psychic, Doctor Mystico.


DM: Hello, Connie Chung.


CC: Doctor Mystico, is this heavenly payback for Florida?


DM: Let me get into a trance. UUUUGGGHHHH! OOOOHHHH!
Yes, the spirits say: “Yes. Florida upset the planet, and now the planet wants revenge. On Florida. There are bad people down there. OHHHHHH!”


CC: Well, there you have it. Doctor Mystico, what about the President’s speech tonight?


DM: Lies. All lies. UUUUGGGGHHHHH! So many angry spirits. Must go.


CC: Doctor Mystico everyone. The President will give his acceptance speech tonight. Here is the President’s brother, Marvin Bush.


MB: Hello.


CC: Is the President, your brother, ready for his big speech tonight?


MB: My brother is ready, This will be the most important speech of his life.


CC: We're out of time. Thank you Marvin Bush.
See you later.

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