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ST NEWS
ST1 on 1.
Here, from our world news headquarters in New York
, is senior correspondent for ST News and a Senior Fellow at The Fellows and Gals Institute For Journalism, Connie Chung.
CC: Hello. This is One On One, and I’m Connie Chung.
Well the latest poll numbers are in and John Kerry is losing ground to President George Bush. In both the Newsweek and Time Magazine polls he is down 10 and 8 points respectively.
Here to discuss his decline is the Democratic candidate himself, John Kerry.
JK: Good afternoon Connie Chung. And I want to say this, right now, how are you today?
CC: Good morning Senator, I’m fine. Senator Kerry, let’s get right down to it.
What the fuck are you thinking?
JK: I want to say… what?
CC: How can you be losing to this crook? My God, my pet garden snake could win against Bush.
JK: Your pet garden snake, my pet garden snake, look, the President is just plain wrong. Why just yesterday--
CC: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
JK: Connie Chung, I’m going to say this right now, today, WAKE UP!!!!
CC: Holy pontiff I just want to ask…. Where am I?
JK:….
CC: Oh Christ, I’m sorry, Senator. Uhh. Why don’t you discuss this illegal, false war, the bitter dips and dives in the economy, the lies. He lies, lies all the time.
JK: Connie Chung, I want to discuss these things, the very things you just brought up. And the American people deserve a discussion on these issues. But President Bush and Dick Cheney won’t let us talk about the issues. He wants to talk about my record in Viet Nam and I’ll say this right now…
CC: Your brought up Viet Nam, you stupid jerk. That convention, all you did was talk about what a great veteran you are.
JK: Connie Chung…
CC: I thought you were Popeye.
JK: Miss Chung, please….
CC: We ran cartoons.
JK: ALRIGHT! Alright, I’m going to say this… now, to you, today.
CC: What for Christ sake? WHAT?
JK: For all the world to hear.
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CC: Go ahead, for the love of GOD.
JK: BRING IT ON!!!!
CC: OH for the love of Christ! Thank you, John Kerry.
JK: Connie Chung, I would just like to say…
CC: SHUT UP! Shut up! You're giving me a headache.
Don’t miss ST’s Fall Preview Premiere Special, tomorrow with your host
Douglas Lain.
ST IS!
ST1 on 1.
Here, from our world news headquarters in New York
, is senior correspondent for ST News and a Senior Fellow at The Fellows and Gals Institute For Journalism, Connie Chung.
CC: Hello. This is One On One, and I’m Connie Chung.
Well the latest poll numbers are in and John Kerry is losing ground to President George Bush. In both the Newsweek and Time Magazine polls he is down 10 and 8 points respectively.
Here to discuss his decline is the Democratic candidate himself, John Kerry.
JK: Good afternoon Connie Chung. And I want to say this, right now, how are you today?
CC: Good morning Senator, I’m fine. Senator Kerry, let’s get right down to it.
What the fuck are you thinking?
JK: I want to say… what?
CC: How can you be losing to this crook? My God, my pet garden snake could win against Bush.
JK: Your pet garden snake, my pet garden snake, look, the President is just plain wrong. Why just yesterday--
CC: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
JK: Connie Chung, I’m going to say this right now, today, WAKE UP!!!!
CC: Holy pontiff I just want to ask…. Where am I?
JK:….
CC: Oh Christ, I’m sorry, Senator. Uhh. Why don’t you discuss this illegal, false war, the bitter dips and dives in the economy, the lies. He lies, lies all the time.
JK: Connie Chung, I want to discuss these things, the very things you just brought up. And the American people deserve a discussion on these issues. But President Bush and Dick Cheney won’t let us talk about the issues. He wants to talk about my record in Viet Nam and I’ll say this right now…
CC: Your brought up Viet Nam, you stupid jerk. That convention, all you did was talk about what a great veteran you are.
JK: Connie Chung…
CC: I thought you were Popeye.
JK: Miss Chung, please….
CC: We ran cartoons.
JK: ALRIGHT! Alright, I’m going to say this… now, to you, today.
CC: What for Christ sake? WHAT?
JK: For all the world to hear.
\
CC: Go ahead, for the love of GOD.
JK: BRING IT ON!!!!
CC: OH for the love of Christ! Thank you, John Kerry.
JK: Connie Chung, I would just like to say…
CC: SHUT UP! Shut up! You're giving me a headache.
Don’t miss ST’s Fall Preview Premiere Special, tomorrow with your host
Douglas Lain.
ST IS!
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