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2004-10-21 3:20 PM Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0)
“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.
Episode 2
Chief Administrator: What’s going on here, nurse?
Nurse: Oh, hello chief administrator. Cheapo the Clown is here entertaining the patients.
CA: Cheapo the Clown?
Cheapo: Hi ya kids. Hi ya chief administrator. Hey kids! I… I…
(he falls over dead.)
CA: Oh my God!
Nurse Daniels: I’ll take over now, nurse, doctor.
CA: Chief Investigator Tippy Daniels, what are you doing here?
TD: My job, doctor, that clown is dead.
CA: Dead?
TD: I’ll be in touch.
CA: Touch?
(24 hours later.)
Doctors and Nurses Hospital Cafeteria.
TD: Doctor, Cheapo The Clown was killed by a tainted ham sandwich he had right here in our cafeteria. STOP THAT MAN! His DNA matches the killer!
TD: Take him away officer.
Cop: Yes Investigator.
CA: How did you do it, Investigator Daniels?
TD: The latest technological advances and my gut, doctor.
CA: My God, good job, Nurse. Join us next time for more medical mysteries on “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”! ST IS! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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