Silly Thinking

STNews presents

This is

BREAKING NEWS From ST!

Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New Jersey,

is chief meteorologist, and senior fellow at Fellows and Gals University Dan Rather Center for Fictional Journalism: Connie Chung.

CC: Good morning. With land movers clearing a space in the Palestinian compound in Rhamala and Israeli leaders stating Arafat will not be buried in Israel,
this Breaking News into ST News Headquarters in New York:

Yasser Arafat is not dead.

High ranking Palestinian leaders are surrounding the Chairman’s bedside, family is called to his side but he is not, REPEAT, not dead.

News out of Rhamala say the coffin for the undead leader will be a portable model, so he could, REPEAT, could, be moved to a sight in Israel, if and When, REPEAT, WHEN, he does die and is buried.

Again: Arafat is not dead, but will be buried when and IF he does die; in his compound in Rhamala, but could, repeat COULD be moved when he does, REPEAT, does die.
We will continue, REPEAT, continue to follow this story.
I’m Connie Chung. Be seeing you.

ST IS!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011861 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-11-10 10:34 AM STBREAKING NEWS: ARAFAT STILL ALIVE REPEAT,STILL ALIVE Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STNews presents This is BREAKING NEWS From ST! Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New Jersey, is chief meteorologist, and senior fellow at Fellows and Gals University Dan Rather Center for Fictional Journalism: Connie Chung. CC: Good morning. With land movers clearing a space in the Palestinian compound in Rhamala and Israeli leaders stating Arafat will not be buried in Israel, this Breaking News into ST News Headquarters in New York: Yasser Arafat is not dead. High ranking Palestinian leaders are surrounding the Chairman’s bedside, family is called to his side but he is not, REPEAT, not dead. News out of Rhamala say the coffin for the undead leader will be a portable model, so he could, REPEAT, could, be moved to a sight in Israel, if and When, REPEAT, WHEN, he does die and is buried. Again: Arafat is not dead, but will be buried when and IF he does die; in his compound in Rhamala, but could, repeat COULD be moved when he does, REPEAT, does die. We will continue, REPEAT, continue to follow this story. I’m Connie Chung. Be seeing you. ST IS! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top